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Was drunk watching movies when I made this. Sorry to the real Elijah Wood.
Hurricane Meta getting ready to fuck shit up
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'd like to give him more shit about this but not only is he on the San Vansterdam city council, but they seemed to have actually defunded the police here so I'll keep my snide comments to myself. Keep fighting the good fight, Slappy.
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I only caught this part... About the two N words that you can't use...
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oof that sounds like the sort of action made possible by the dehumanizing of an entire group of people through rhetorical games to win shallow and short-lived victories at the cost of peoples lives and dignity.

Anyway, this you?

bsky.app/profile/thet...
We’ve been going with “Swamp Force One” — but this works too.

👇🏽#HamasForceOne ✈️
May 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cognitive decline as a party policy
May 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fuckin embarrassing

- not a good pun
- an even worse portmanteau
- also it's very racist
a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
media.tenor.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Aaron, your substack looks very reader-friendly and concise in terms of the headlines-list format. Do you mind if I ask what some of your more reliable daily sources are? I assume this is information collected from many different outlets, yes?
May 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Just to be clear, she is talking about protesting the US-backed genocide in Gaza.

She thinks we need to take steps to contain those protests and minimize its influence on young people and it's the protests that are really the problem at the heart of this issue and not, y'know, the genocide. 🧐
May 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm not too proud to buy loose candy out of the big front pocket of a strangers hoodie, but these look counterfeit.

Too much color, too vibrant to be genuine... I don't trust this seller.
May 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"... a permission structure for taking risks..."

Would you please elaborate on what you mean by this? Was there a version of this in the 'old playbook?'
April 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM