Not Elijah Wood
@elijahwould.bsky.social
Was drunk watching movies when I made this. Sorry to the real Elijah Wood.
I only caught this part... About the two N words that you can't use...
![Captiond screenshot of Donald Trump addressing military generals. The closed captions read "... the N word. There are two [N words] and you can't use either..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rln4l7k4txnu3245vykg62c3/bafkreibgjslqzkqfrkn5kucv35dvrcm2qyftrbcxnlwwtveem4oy3yhitu@jpeg)
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I only caught this part... About the two N words that you can't use...
Cognitive decline as a party policy
May 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Cognitive decline as a party policy
Portrait of American Liberalism
May 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Portrait of American Liberalism
![A meme constructed of two images from "The Simpsons" TV show. The top image shows the moddle-aged principal of a school asking himself if he is out of touch [with the youth of today] and the bottom image is the principal reassuring himself that 'no, it's the kids who are wrong'. In this iteration tough, the text on the bottom now reads "no, it's the voters who are wrong"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rln4l7k4txnu3245vykg62c3/bafkreie2x5kwyjcnqkostq5qpqlkcqunfpvqebh5sda7xmzfwch5slbtcu@jpeg)
ffs I was joking
A completely myopic approach to the election on the part of the DNC and it's boosters had more to do with Trump winning than his ability to hold attention in the media cycles. They went out of their way to ignore their base in favor of paid (sponsored) internal polling, eg Michigan
A completely myopic approach to the election on the part of the DNC and it's boosters had more to do with Trump winning than his ability to hold attention in the media cycles. They went out of their way to ignore their base in favor of paid (sponsored) internal polling, eg Michigan
February 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ffs I was joking
A completely myopic approach to the election on the part of the DNC and it's boosters had more to do with Trump winning than his ability to hold attention in the media cycles. They went out of their way to ignore their base in favor of paid (sponsored) internal polling, eg Michigan
A completely myopic approach to the election on the part of the DNC and it's boosters had more to do with Trump winning than his ability to hold attention in the media cycles. They went out of their way to ignore their base in favor of paid (sponsored) internal polling, eg Michigan
I wonder what his son is gonna do with all that extra blood?
January 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I wonder what his son is gonna do with all that extra blood?
Buying him a ticket to Mufasa
December 26, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Buying him a ticket to Mufasa
Too stupid to be parody
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Too stupid to be parody
Posting a pic because it lasts longer
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Posting a pic because it lasts longer
UPDATE: congress is on it, we're good.
December 6, 2024 at 9:56 PM
UPDATE: congress is on it, we're good.
Is it plagerism if he just rearranges soundbites from fox and msnbc into a written article and puts his name in it?
December 6, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Is it plagerism if he just rearranges soundbites from fox and msnbc into a written article and puts his name in it?
Ooof another stop on the ' I'm not mad you are' press tour.
Stop using elon-like bahvior as a model for press relations.
Bad job.
Also, be a little embarrassed. It might be good for literally everyone.
Stop using elon-like bahvior as a model for press relations.
Bad job.
Also, be a little embarrassed. It might be good for literally everyone.
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Ooof another stop on the ' I'm not mad you are' press tour.
Stop using elon-like bahvior as a model for press relations.
Bad job.
Also, be a little embarrassed. It might be good for literally everyone.
Stop using elon-like bahvior as a model for press relations.
Bad job.
Also, be a little embarrassed. It might be good for literally everyone.
lol
Lmao
okay then
Lmao
okay then
December 2, 2024 at 2:39 AM
lol
Lmao
okay then
Lmao
okay then
Ooh the youth vote why won't someone think of The Youth Vote™
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Ooh the youth vote why won't someone think of The Youth Vote™
Probably too negative for a skeet, but this is a nice list of DNC boosters and employees that helped to facilitate losing another election to an anthropomorphic cartoon chode.
Maybe they shouldn't be taken seriously and their opinions are out of date and out of touch?
Maybe they shouldn't be taken seriously and their opinions are out of date and out of touch?
November 16, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Probably too negative for a skeet, but this is a nice list of DNC boosters and employees that helped to facilitate losing another election to an anthropomorphic cartoon chode.
Maybe they shouldn't be taken seriously and their opinions are out of date and out of touch?
Maybe they shouldn't be taken seriously and their opinions are out of date and out of touch?
damn not tucker say it isn't so fuck when did that happen shit talk about left field nobody saw this coming I mean come on damn man wtf you used to be cool who even are you c'mon jeez what an unexpected disappointment
November 17, 2023 at 10:39 AM
damn not tucker say it isn't so fuck when did that happen shit talk about left field nobody saw this coming I mean come on damn man wtf you used to be cool who even are you c'mon jeez what an unexpected disappointment