Eli Gundry
eligundry.dev
Eli Gundry
@eligundry.dev
3 jr devs stacked on top of each other in a 🧥
America’s favorite cat dad
📍Astoria 🌐 eligundry.com 💿 https://album-mode.party
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I’m giving a talk later this month about doing tech work for shady folks!
Tickets are on sale for Brooklyn Web Workers on September 29th, featuring:
Annabelle Adelaide on Forth
@eligundry.dev on knowing where your money comes from
Victoria Kirst on the wisdom of paper
@demarko.org on Kickstarter United
music by Corn Mo

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Mon, Sep 29 - Brooklyn Web Workers - September 2025 by Brooklyn Web Workers
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Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/52
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/52
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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"The reason so many of yesterday’s free-speech champions transitioned so easily into today’s pro-Trump censors is that their definition of free speech never included the right of others to talk back." @adamserwer.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
The Triumph of Free-Speech Hypocrisy
What the 60 Minutes scandal reveals
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I keep thinking of a line a Venezuelan friend said to me many years ago - "el inmigrante is comerciante". Translated, it means "The immigrant is a businessman."

It's one of the few constants across a couple centuries of immigration to America.
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Festive stress melting your brain?

Find some calm, with Kiryu Moods 🧘✨
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/51
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Remember how Cuomo signed that marijuana legalization bill when he was in deep on that sexual harassment stuff? How’d that work out for him?
BREAKING: Trump expected to sign an order to reclassify marijuana Thursday, per CNN
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Mango is just happy to be here.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/50
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bushido Blade. Released for PSone in 1997. Still looks lovely… 🥷

#PlayStation #PSone #Sony #LowPoly #RetroGaming ☀️🎋
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Paul Ford with yet another heater. I’ve been yearning for LLMs to become boring tech.
Paul Ford on normalized AI & what happens when bubbles burst. “When the bubble is big, every idea feels like a billion-dollar idea. I yearn for cheap ideas from strangers.” [wired.com]
The Argument for Letting AI Burn It All Down
When the AI bubble bursts, the nerds will do their best work.
www.wired.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Have watched his “talk to your dad about Reacher” video 255x. ❤️❤️
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The funniest part of this him struggling to go from Cleveland to Akron. It’s like 40 minutes and there’s a bus
Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time https://theonion.com/only-college-student-staying-on-campus-planning-saddest-1819574221/
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The “fringe anarchists” push past the map, the respectable settlers move in, then the state later incorporates the gains. defector.com/good-settler...
Good Settler, Bad Settler | Defector
This article has been adapted from a piece published Nov. 16 on the author’s Substack page. Last week, after masked settlers torched a mosque in Salfit, set fire to Palestinian trucks in Huwara, and…
defector.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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First they came 2
July 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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he's actually telling him "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's bones"
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/46
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/46
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM