Dear world, everyone hates FOTUS.
Love from Oregon💙💙

Please call the cops. They'll come kill your dog, give you a ticket for your uncut grass and truck on cinder blocks, and take you in for moonshining.

Bring it MAGA Karen!

Do me a kindness! Share this if you love and support your local library & librarians (and remember: that includes your school library & school librarian) 😊📚

Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚

My mom’s drinking rules to prove she wasn’t alcoholic:
Watch the clock drinking coffee until noon, beer (12 to 14 cans) until 4pm, vodka until she passed out around 9pm. Repeat tomorrow.

Only men can prevent abortion. GET A VASECTOMY TODAY