@elifant.bsky.social
💙 I am me because no one else applied for the position 🤬💙💙💙
Soon Trump will announce all diseases eradicated because there is no one to report hundreds of thousands of deaths to.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Soon Trump will announce all diseases eradicated because there is no one to report hundreds of thousands of deaths to.
I’m choosing to believe Musk was demonstrating how to punch Nazis in the face - accidentally of course
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m choosing to believe Musk was demonstrating how to punch Nazis in the face - accidentally of course
Panama should blow the whole thing up before letting FOTUS can even get close.
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Panama should blow the whole thing up before letting FOTUS can even get close.
The meatball eye of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
January 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The meatball eye of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Oregon is working on it.
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oregon is working on it.
The entire inventory is shit.
January 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The entire inventory is shit.
I could care less
15 items or less
15 items or less
December 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I could care less
15 items or less
15 items or less
I wish I could send you some of our rain, it’s nearly flooding here in Portland
December 31, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I wish I could send you some of our rain, it’s nearly flooding here in Portland