Marcus
@elgobsucram.bsky.social
Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
Going for dinner with a friend tonight and he's one of *those*
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Going for dinner with a friend tonight and he's one of *those*
I got papped cooking post-*cough* dinner
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I got papped cooking post-*cough* dinner
Here's to a good night 👀
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Here's to a good night 👀
Must remember that an inverted deadlift is a DEADLIFT. Straighten those arms and back you noob.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Must remember that an inverted deadlift is a DEADLIFT. Straighten those arms and back you noob.
Had a really shit workout this morning so I switched to funsies. Trying to keep my back straight as I kick into a straddle? Not happening mate.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Had a really shit workout this morning so I switched to funsies. Trying to keep my back straight as I kick into a straddle? Not happening mate.
PT: eat more savoury breakfasts, it'll prevent much sweet cravings
Me, vindicated:
Me, vindicated:
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
PT: eat more savoury breakfasts, it'll prevent much sweet cravings
Me, vindicated:
Me, vindicated:
Get that noughties pump
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Get that noughties pump
This American style burger van is parked outside and hundreds of people have been going to it to novelty-buy food. It's fake. For filming only 😅
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This American style burger van is parked outside and hundreds of people have been going to it to novelty-buy food. It's fake. For filming only 😅
Low-key Mexican night with margaritas and chicken
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Low-key Mexican night with margaritas and chicken
Today's breakfast boredom manifested as French toast.
Side note, had a little batter left over and added it to another slice that had peanut butter on it... I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm more intense than *that* one in When Harry Met Sally.
Side note, had a little batter left over and added it to another slice that had peanut butter on it... I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm more intense than *that* one in When Harry Met Sally.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Today's breakfast boredom manifested as French toast.
Side note, had a little batter left over and added it to another slice that had peanut butter on it... I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm more intense than *that* one in When Harry Met Sally.
Side note, had a little batter left over and added it to another slice that had peanut butter on it... I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm more intense than *that* one in When Harry Met Sally.
It's time for my monthly thirst post disguised as "what should I wear to work" disguised as "come see me at DILF tonight lads!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's time for my monthly thirst post disguised as "what should I wear to work" disguised as "come see me at DILF tonight lads!"
Been feeling wound up all afternoon, a pressure behind my eyes and in my chest that I couldn't identify and whatever frustration/ anxiety/ anger/ something it was, manifested as an essay on imposter syndrome. This was the shortened version.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Been feeling wound up all afternoon, a pressure behind my eyes and in my chest that I couldn't identify and whatever frustration/ anxiety/ anger/ something it was, manifested as an essay on imposter syndrome. This was the shortened version.
Frankly I'm shocked at this lack of respect for the environment. Recycle. Recycle!
Set up some ketamine refill points if need be!
Set up some ketamine refill points if need be!
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Frankly I'm shocked at this lack of respect for the environment. Recycle. Recycle!
Set up some ketamine refill points if need be!
Set up some ketamine refill points if need be!
PT: How's the diet started this week?
Me: Yesterday was grand
PT: I note you said 'Yesterday'. How's today been?
Me: Oh, you know...
Me: Yesterday was grand
PT: I note you said 'Yesterday'. How's today been?
Me: Oh, you know...
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
PT: How's the diet started this week?
Me: Yesterday was grand
PT: I note you said 'Yesterday'. How's today been?
Me: Oh, you know...
Me: Yesterday was grand
PT: I note you said 'Yesterday'. How's today been?
Me: Oh, you know...
Inspiration for my costume for next Halloween
Imagine.
Imagine.
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Inspiration for my costume for next Halloween
Imagine.
Imagine.
Still riding high from Saturday. The Britney x Christina moment was... Well, a moment. And still obsessed with the Butler from Tomb Raider.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Still riding high from Saturday. The Britney x Christina moment was... Well, a moment. And still obsessed with the Butler from Tomb Raider.
Not my crush wearing the same costume and saying I looked great
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Not my crush wearing the same costume and saying I looked great
Not gonna lie. Kinda obsessed with my costume last night.
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Not gonna lie. Kinda obsessed with my costume last night.
1... 2... 3... 4! My pumpkin for this year.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
1... 2... 3... 4! My pumpkin for this year.
😂 I'm having this faux argument with a (power bottom) mate already
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
😂 I'm having this faux argument with a (power bottom) mate already
"can you tell what it is yet?"
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"can you tell what it is yet?"
Buddy coming up with a genius marketing campaign for the gay apps.
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Buddy coming up with a genius marketing campaign for the gay apps.
It's really weird going to a concert where you know literally one song they sing and kinda recognise one more.
But, as I say, he's kinda fun.
But, as I say, he's kinda fun.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's really weird going to a concert where you know literally one song they sing and kinda recognise one more.
But, as I say, he's kinda fun.
But, as I say, he's kinda fun.