elf™
@elfy.bsky.social
Smol woodland creature.
Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods.
Hater of coconut.
I ❤️ Moosens.
Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller.
Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods.
Hater of coconut.
I ❤️ Moosens.
Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller.
Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
Anyone notice that Cracker Barrel re-branded or whatever?
The name change is to appeal more directly to their core customers.
Its just called Cr*cker.
The name change is to appeal more directly to their core customers.
Its just called Cr*cker.
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Anyone notice that Cracker Barrel re-branded or whatever?
The name change is to appeal more directly to their core customers.
Its just called Cr*cker.
The name change is to appeal more directly to their core customers.
Its just called Cr*cker.
i love how this local cable company's web page is SLOW AS FUCK. holy crap. its embarrassing, its hosted on dialup.
July 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i love how this local cable company's web page is SLOW AS FUCK. holy crap. its embarrassing, its hosted on dialup.
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Do NOT stop talking about Epstein. Post about it. Comment about it. Call out the administration for their lies.
DO NOT LET UP.
Their actions and responses show that this is their weakness.
This is their breaking point and we need to push it forward until they crumble.
DO NOT LET UP.
Their actions and responses show that this is their weakness.
This is their breaking point and we need to push it forward until they crumble.
July 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Do NOT stop talking about Epstein. Post about it. Comment about it. Call out the administration for their lies.
DO NOT LET UP.
Their actions and responses show that this is their weakness.
This is their breaking point and we need to push it forward until they crumble.
DO NOT LET UP.
Their actions and responses show that this is their weakness.
This is their breaking point and we need to push it forward until they crumble.
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I posted the wrong draft earlier—ignore it. This one matters.
Not entertainment. Not commentary.
Contingency. Fallback. Lifeline.
If Bluesky goes dark—and it might—this is where we regroup.
Not for your reading pleasure. For your survival.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
Please share it.
Not entertainment. Not commentary.
Contingency. Fallback. Lifeline.
If Bluesky goes dark—and it might—this is where we regroup.
Not for your reading pleasure. For your survival.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
Please share it.
I hoped we wouldn't need to do this
but it looks like we do.
open.substack.com
July 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I posted the wrong draft earlier—ignore it. This one matters.
Not entertainment. Not commentary.
Contingency. Fallback. Lifeline.
If Bluesky goes dark—and it might—this is where we regroup.
Not for your reading pleasure. For your survival.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
Please share it.
Not entertainment. Not commentary.
Contingency. Fallback. Lifeline.
If Bluesky goes dark—and it might—this is where we regroup.
Not for your reading pleasure. For your survival.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
Please share it.
ok lots of news going on lately but are folks missing where the Orange guy is basically paving over the Rose Garden?
no class. not a bit.
no class. not a bit.
June 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
ok lots of news going on lately but are folks missing where the Orange guy is basically paving over the Rose Garden?
no class. not a bit.
no class. not a bit.
Look! I call this one Dr. Strangelove
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Look! I call this one Dr. Strangelove
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three days left to preorder a shirt or sweater and then this one is gone !!!! forever !
50% of the proceeds will go to stand up to cancer 🫶
(thank you i love you)
50% of the proceeds will go to stand up to cancer 🫶
(thank you i love you)
i did it again !!! existential skulls for you everpress.com/i-know-what-...
there’s also an acid wash boxy oversized tee in there and a tea towel that i actually want for myself so i can frame it 🌝
this colour way is called ALOE
available to preorder for two weeks, enjoy !!!!!!!
there’s also an acid wash boxy oversized tee in there and a tea towel that i actually want for myself so i can frame it 🌝
this colour way is called ALOE
available to preorder for two weeks, enjoy !!!!!!!
May 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
three days left to preorder a shirt or sweater and then this one is gone !!!! forever !
50% of the proceeds will go to stand up to cancer 🫶
(thank you i love you)
50% of the proceeds will go to stand up to cancer 🫶
(thank you i love you)
Me n' Miracle Whip's 5 year anniversary!
May 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Me n' Miracle Whip's 5 year anniversary!
SO am I verified as a authentic elf yet?
I can rub my ass on the carpet if that helps prove stuff....hell it might prove a LOT of stuffs
I can rub my ass on the carpet if that helps prove stuff....hell it might prove a LOT of stuffs
April 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
SO am I verified as a authentic elf yet?
I can rub my ass on the carpet if that helps prove stuff....hell it might prove a LOT of stuffs
I can rub my ass on the carpet if that helps prove stuff....hell it might prove a LOT of stuffs
not really sure why folks are adding me, but whatevs i guess?
new ppl: send pizza or candy, or 50 bucks to my Venmo
new ppl: send pizza or candy, or 50 bucks to my Venmo
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
not really sure why folks are adding me, but whatevs i guess?
new ppl: send pizza or candy, or 50 bucks to my Venmo
new ppl: send pizza or candy, or 50 bucks to my Venmo
They were four skins, living all together....yet they were alllll aloneeeeeeeeeee
March 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They were four skins, living all together....yet they were alllll aloneeeeeeeeeee
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Hiya warriors, whoever would like 2 join me & @pelosi.house.gov
☎️ banking 4 Wisco SC candidate Susan Crawford, please sign 🆙👇🏼.
Wisconsin will 🐝 voting THIS TUES 2 fill this 💺.
This election will determine whether conservatives or liberals hold a maj on the state’s SC.
This is a BIG deal.
☎️ banking 4 Wisco SC candidate Susan Crawford, please sign 🆙👇🏼.
Wisconsin will 🐝 voting THIS TUES 2 fill this 💺.
This election will determine whether conservatives or liberals hold a maj on the state’s SC.
This is a BIG deal.
Phone Bank for Susan Crawford with Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi! · Grassroots Democrats HQ
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March 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hiya warriors, whoever would like 2 join me & @pelosi.house.gov
☎️ banking 4 Wisco SC candidate Susan Crawford, please sign 🆙👇🏼.
Wisconsin will 🐝 voting THIS TUES 2 fill this 💺.
This election will determine whether conservatives or liberals hold a maj on the state’s SC.
This is a BIG deal.
☎️ banking 4 Wisco SC candidate Susan Crawford, please sign 🆙👇🏼.
Wisconsin will 🐝 voting THIS TUES 2 fill this 💺.
This election will determine whether conservatives or liberals hold a maj on the state’s SC.
This is a BIG deal.
IBM paused hiring for back-office and HR positions that AI can now handle.
What part of that seems a bit ominous and off-putting...all of it? Yeah, I thought so too..AI in HR? How can that be good for anyone...
What part of that seems a bit ominous and off-putting...all of it? Yeah, I thought so too..AI in HR? How can that be good for anyone...
February 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
IBM paused hiring for back-office and HR positions that AI can now handle.
What part of that seems a bit ominous and off-putting...all of it? Yeah, I thought so too..AI in HR? How can that be good for anyone...
What part of that seems a bit ominous and off-putting...all of it? Yeah, I thought so too..AI in HR? How can that be good for anyone...
I CALL HIM...President Slingblade. No, not the orange moron. The other moron. Yeah, him.
ayup.......biskits n mustard....mmmm
ayup.......biskits n mustard....mmmm
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I CALL HIM...President Slingblade. No, not the orange moron. The other moron. Yeah, him.
ayup.......biskits n mustard....mmmm
ayup.......biskits n mustard....mmmm
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@annaleehq.bsky.social Please share. Let us all take a stand economically.
Hey🙋🏾♀️! White people are trying to do the Thing:
Feb 28th: no spending at big corporations. Shop at Mom & Pops.
April 7th-13th: No Walmart.
April 19th: No spending at all.
April 18th-April 28th: No General Mills products.
Again, it was high time for them to get in front of this & I will support.
Feb 28th: no spending at big corporations. Shop at Mom & Pops.
April 7th-13th: No Walmart.
April 19th: No spending at all.
April 18th-April 28th: No General Mills products.
Again, it was high time for them to get in front of this & I will support.
February 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
@annaleehq.bsky.social Please share. Let us all take a stand economically.
yall need to repost the doodoo out of this pls
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
yall need to repost the doodoo out of this pls
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Show this information to everyone you possibly can who will be affected by it. There are a lot of Trumpers who rely on these programs & will be PISSED they're being cut. Make sure they know who is doing it.
BREAKING: House Republicans have released their budget resolution. They are aiming to cut Medicaid by at least $880 billion, and cut SNAP by at least 20%.
February 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Show this information to everyone you possibly can who will be affected by it. There are a lot of Trumpers who rely on these programs & will be PISSED they're being cut. Make sure they know who is doing it.
Anyone else getting Caligula vibes from President Musk?
He is going to go sideways at some point.
He is going to go sideways at some point.
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Anyone else getting Caligula vibes from President Musk?
He is going to go sideways at some point.
He is going to go sideways at some point.
While I think Donnie is a disaster there is a positive side to him being in office again:
It only serves to prove he is absolutely the worst President of all time.
It only serves to prove he is absolutely the worst President of all time.
February 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
While I think Donnie is a disaster there is a positive side to him being in office again:
It only serves to prove he is absolutely the worst President of all time.
It only serves to prove he is absolutely the worst President of all time.
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It’s getting active again. Note this account was set up 4 days ago to harass @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social and anyone who defends her. Please report it. 🙏🏼💙🦋
No one is paying me. In fact the person they are attacking blue storm over blocks me.
No one is paying me. In fact the person they are attacking blue storm over blocks me.
January 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s getting active again. Note this account was set up 4 days ago to harass @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social and anyone who defends her. Please report it. 🙏🏼💙🦋
No one is paying me. In fact the person they are attacking blue storm over blocks me.
No one is paying me. In fact the person they are attacking blue storm over blocks me.