elf™
@elfy.bsky.social
Smol woodland creature.
Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods.
Hater of coconut.
I ❤️ Moosens.
Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller.
Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods.
Hater of coconut.
I ❤️ Moosens.
Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller.
Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
Looks like my teddy bear has a new friend....oboy!
August 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Looks like my teddy bear has a new friend....oboy!
Show any dipshit that complains about ANTIFA this, and then let them have a total fucking meltdown:
THIS IS ANTIFA, MOTHERUCKERS:
I named this file on my PC 'Iwo Jima'. Only actual fascist killers need apply.
THIS IS ANTIFA, MOTHERUCKERS:
I named this file on my PC 'Iwo Jima'. Only actual fascist killers need apply.
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Show any dipshit that complains about ANTIFA this, and then let them have a total fucking meltdown:
THIS IS ANTIFA, MOTHERUCKERS:
I named this file on my PC 'Iwo Jima'. Only actual fascist killers need apply.
THIS IS ANTIFA, MOTHERUCKERS:
I named this file on my PC 'Iwo Jima'. Only actual fascist killers need apply.
oh, hey you, happy birthday....we chipped in and got you cake....it might have been on sale
July 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
oh, hey you, happy birthday....we chipped in and got you cake....it might have been on sale
Someone wrote a book about that...
July 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Someone wrote a book about that...
why sure! any cat can play bass:
July 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
why sure! any cat can play bass:
MooseBurger™?
aw yisssss
(its a cow burger, but served by mooses....very thrilling!)
aw yisssss
(its a cow burger, but served by mooses....very thrilling!)
June 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
MooseBurger™?
aw yisssss
(its a cow burger, but served by mooses....very thrilling!)
aw yisssss
(its a cow burger, but served by mooses....very thrilling!)
Look! I call this one Dr. Strangelove
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Look! I call this one Dr. Strangelove
its my birthday? am I jumping out of a cake again? i might just do that
ok here is cake! happy birfday!
ok here is cake! happy birfday!
May 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
its my birthday? am I jumping out of a cake again? i might just do that
ok here is cake! happy birfday!
ok here is cake! happy birfday!
Also, she is a well-known author:
May 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Also, she is a well-known author:
Me n' Miracle Whip's 5 year anniversary!
May 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Me n' Miracle Whip's 5 year anniversary!
i has breads and my pal cookieface:
May 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
i has breads and my pal cookieface:
this is why i make out with reggie the moose (sometimes 3x a day)
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
this is why i make out with reggie the moose (sometimes 3x a day)
Lunchboxes are made of metal, no plastics
I have one of these bad boys, and yes I dropped it w/ glass lined Thermos inside.....
I have one of these bad boys, and yes I dropped it w/ glass lined Thermos inside.....
April 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Lunchboxes are made of metal, no plastics
I have one of these bad boys, and yes I dropped it w/ glass lined Thermos inside.....
I have one of these bad boys, and yes I dropped it w/ glass lined Thermos inside.....