lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
@elextra.bsky.social
do not accept an apple from this woman
i still stan president xi on this app too btw
April 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i still stan president xi on this app too btw
who are ur fave accounts on here. i need Content
March 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
who are ur fave accounts on here. i need Content
hello butterfly world may i be a butterfly too? please i would like to gaze upon the world without knowing of its horror
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
hello butterfly world may i be a butterfly too? please i would like to gaze upon the world without knowing of its horror
getting an instagram notif and then seeing that it’s just “____ and ____ want to follow you on threads” don’t pmo
December 1, 2024 at 10:02 AM
getting an instagram notif and then seeing that it’s just “____ and ____ want to follow you on threads” don’t pmo
the posts here remind me a little Too much of 2018 twitter (derogatory).. lot of unnecessary dialogue, bad puns, millennial humor. i think i’m too young to be here
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
the posts here remind me a little Too much of 2018 twitter (derogatory).. lot of unnecessary dialogue, bad puns, millennial humor. i think i’m too young to be here
a thanksgiving dinner should be kings hawaiian rolls, red lobster cheddar bay biscuits, bob evans biscuits, olive garden breadsticks, and texas roadhouse cinnamon butter rolls. nothing more nothing less
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 PM
a thanksgiving dinner should be kings hawaiian rolls, red lobster cheddar bay biscuits, bob evans biscuits, olive garden breadsticks, and texas roadhouse cinnamon butter rolls. nothing more nothing less
cued up the entirety of Brat on this irish pub’s touch tunes system and all the old people here are stroking out one by one
November 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
cued up the entirety of Brat on this irish pub’s touch tunes system and all the old people here are stroking out one by one
FOUND IT. only took six fucking ancient cities
November 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
FOUND IT. only took six fucking ancient cities
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Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
November 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
SZA ON NEW KENDRICK? i’m taking the rest of the day off work
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
SZA ON NEW KENDRICK? i’m taking the rest of the day off work
my boyfriend, mumbling to himself upon seeing a duck on a roof: “…you’re not a real bird.”
November 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
my boyfriend, mumbling to himself upon seeing a duck on a roof: “…you’re not a real bird.”
i met my partner in 2023 but i’ve loved him my whole life. i always knew it was him. he was with me the whole time, quietly, invisibly, waiting for the right time to find me
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
i met my partner in 2023 but i’ve loved him my whole life. i always knew it was him. he was with me the whole time, quietly, invisibly, waiting for the right time to find me
i poast for the love of the game
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
i poast for the love of the game
trying to find the Silence armor trim in minecraft
November 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
trying to find the Silence armor trim in minecraft
i think chihuahuas would be more likable if they were called chihuahuahueehuas
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 AM
i think chihuahuas would be more likable if they were called chihuahuahueehuas
bluesky shitposter starter pack that’s just me and my 99 alternate accounts
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 AM
bluesky shitposter starter pack that’s just me and my 99 alternate accounts
bf saw me watching a tiktok of a guy doing a cool yoyo trick and said “babe i’m not comfortable with you watching this kind of content”
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
bf saw me watching a tiktok of a guy doing a cool yoyo trick and said “babe i’m not comfortable with you watching this kind of content”
when someone doesn’t understand the reference underlying the joke i’m about to make
November 20, 2024 at 12:32 AM
when someone doesn’t understand the reference underlying the joke i’m about to make
my psychiatrist said basically this exact shit yesterday (he drives a tesla) and i just sat there and kept my mouth shut and asked for more drugs please
November 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
my psychiatrist said basically this exact shit yesterday (he drives a tesla) and i just sat there and kept my mouth shut and asked for more drugs please