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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦
@elephantasmagoria.bsky.social
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Gamer, memer, animal and monster lover, art appreciator
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I got a KICK outta that
Steven Universe, the titular character of the Cartoon Network series Steven Universe, making an off-puttingly awkward face after having told a dumb joke. Steven is half-human and half-gem alien. The gem half allows him to morph his body at will, but this contortion of his face is purely a product of the cringey, goofball nature of his human half.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I just had to get the Raptor when I saw it in the store! Also, I couldn't help myself when customizing it 😅 @rexstrider.bsky.social
Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk with a miniature pet raptor, which has blue scales and a mane of red feathers, resembling a certain dino vtuber
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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"Don't do that. Don't give me hope." -Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye, in the Marvel movie "Avengers: Endgame", after being stopped by Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson, not pictured) in the midst of a John Wick-style killing spree to avenge his deatomized family.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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And they're annoying about going Invisible, too. You have to set a timeframe for the status every time, and when you have it on, they give you a ⚠️ on your pfp to warn you that you are appearing offline to others, WHICH IS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF GOING INVISIBLE
A closeup on the face of Paimon, a floating gremlin from Genshin Impact who speaks in third person and may or may not be edible, squinting in exasperated disbelief.
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I saw an ad for a survey by #TheEpochTimes, and I thought, why not. Here are the results they sent me, in case any right-wingers try to lie about them (No, I did not give them my main email address) #WakeUpAmerica #PowerOfThePeople #NoKings #ImpeachTrump #Democracy
Excerpt of an email from The Epoch Times, detailing the results of a web survey they put out: Dear Reader, Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts with us. We're pleased to share with you the results of the survey you participated in. Do you believe America is becoming a safer place to live? •Yes-20% •No-72%*** •Not sure-8% Have you noticed an increase in crime or violence in your area recently? •Yes-37% •No-50%*** •I don't know-13% (For context, The Epoch Times is a staunchly conservative news brand, one that has often amplified the conspiracy theories of far-right pundits, and always shown favor to the Republican Party in its reporting.) Excerpt from the same email: What do you think most threatens public safety today? •Weak policing-6% •Broken justice system-24%*** •Gang violence-4%* •Drug abuse-6% •Mental health crisis-6% •Economic hardship-7% •Decline in family values-6%* •Political division-18%*** •Illegal immigration-5%* •Media misinformation-6% •Other-12% (*Note how the percentages for these answers are very low, despite them being major conservative talking points) Do you think deporting illegal immigrants will make America safer? •Yes-34% •No-55%*** •Not sure-11% Excerpt from the same email: Do you trust the media to cover America's challenges fairly and honestly? •Yes, they report with integrity-11% •No, they push an agenda-63%*** •Not sure, hard to know what's true-26% Do you think news outlets avoid certain stories for political reasons? •Yes, they hide stories that don't fit their agenda-77%*** •No, they cover what matters most-9% •Not sure, it's hard to tell-14% Copyright ©️ 2025 The Epoch Times. All rights reserved. The Epoch Times. 229 W. 28 St. Fl. 7 New York, NY 10001
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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I wanted to come out with some witty innuendo, but I am simply mesmerized by such sheer beauty
A blushing yellow emoji with tearful, bulging anime eyes offers a cartoon heart
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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They really don't get it, do they?
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~John F. Kennedy
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A Garfield comic made using randomly selected panels from existing comics. In the first panel, Garfield slumps on a tree branch, thinking, "This is just great. Here I am, stuck and up a tree with a cat who's been raised by squirrels." In the second panel, Garfield is suddenly looking surprised hanging onto the branch, which is bending. In the third and final panel, a baffled Jon Arbuckle looks on as Garfield snoozes while hanging by his feet from the branch. What exactly happened? You decide!
October 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Mark Edward Fishbach- known as "Markiplier" from his channel Markiplier; King of Five Nights at Freddy's; star member of "Markiplier and Friends"; co-host on hit podcasts "3 Peens in a Pod", "Distractible", and "GO! My Favorite Sports Team"; currently working on a film adaptation of the indie horror game "Iron Lung"- is shown in a viral screenshot from his (sober) Minecraft Let's Play, leering dramatically at a cow and saying, "I can milk you"
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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"That's kind of hot"
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Gordon Ramsay, the Hell's Kitchen host known for roasting amateur cooks more thoroughly than a rotisserie chicken, says, "Finally, some good fucking [news]"
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I'm the opposite. Power is always my go-to formation. Helps that Vector, Big, and Omega are my favorite characters of their respective teams
Marge Simpson, the mother figure of the Simpson family, from the hit animated television show The Simpsons, smiles and says, "I just think they're neat!" Originally, she's holding a potato in her hand, but in this iteration, said potato has been edited out, to allow for the addition of other objects for memetic purposes.
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Aw, I thought it let you write your own headlines. Still, this is pretty amusing
"Zohran Mamdani Ignores Shampoo Bottle Instructions to Rinse And Repeat" a (hopefully) fake New York Times headline "Zohran Mamdani Tripped on the Sidewalk and Thought Nobody Saw It. But We Did" a (hopefully) fake headline from The New York Times
October 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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This is what the right wing's turned into nowadays (except not nearly as stylish) #WWDITS #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #GOP #FuckRepublicans #BananaRepublic #ViolenceAlwaysComesFromTheRight
Matt Berry and Natasia Demetriou as Laszlo and Nadja Cravensworth, a married vampire couple from the FX series What We Do In The Shadows (a good watch, highly recommended), sitting in a taxi cab caught in traffic. Laszlo is holding a hat made of 100% witch skin, which Nadja disapproves of on account of it being cursed, blaming every negative thing in their vicinity on its presence. The subtitles of the original dialogue for the scene are modified slightly to make a point about right-wing America. "Why are we stuck in bloody traffic, Laszlo?" "I don't know" "[The Radical Left]" "That man on the sidewalk looks a bit sad" "[The Radical Left]" "Why does this car smell bad?" "It's the [Radical Left]"
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Ayyyy, reminds me of the one I did. Yours is much more concise, though
"People can't be unabashedly bigoted on Bluesky without consequence, which makes it a liberal echo chamber" "Most major companies and big-name celebrities don't even have a Bluesky account, yet" "QUIT HAVING [RELATIVELY CIVIL DISCOURSE AND WHOLESOME INTERACTIONS WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE]"
September 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Just gonna leave this here for anyone else tempted to engage
WARNING: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS THE USER THIS IS POSTED IN REPLY TO IS A TROLL ENGAGING WITH THEIR INCENDIARY STANCE WILL ONLY RESULT IN CIRCULAR ARGUMENTS WITH NO END JUST BLOCK THEM AND MOVE ON
September 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Actually, The State of Palestine declared independence on November 15th of the year 1988; was accepted to the UN in 2012; recognized by the ICC at the end of 2014; and is currently recognized by a majority of the UN. To leave all that out is to make a bad faith argument
A map showing the status of other countries' recognition of Palestine's sovereignty. The small black dot near the center of the map is Palestine. Dark green indicates "States that have recognized Palestine" (Most of Europe, Asia, Africa, and South and Central America) Light green indicates "States that have announced their impending recognition of Palestine" (such as Australia) Yellow indicates "States that have announced their conditional, impending recognition of Palestine" (such as Canada and the UK) Grey indicates "States that have not recognized Palestine" (such as the USA, Denmark, and New Zealand) (Antarctica is light grey because there are no formal States established in that region) An excerpt from the Palestinian Declaration of Independence "In the context of its struggle for peace in the Land of Love and Peace, the State of Palestine calls upon the United Nations to bear special responsibility for the Palestinian Arab people and its homeland. It calls upon all peace and freedom loving peoples and states to assist it in the attainment of its objectives, to provide it with security, to alleviate the tragedy of its people, and to help it terminate Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories. "The State of Palestine herewith declares that it believes in the settlement of regional and international disputes by peaceful means, in accordance with the U.N. Charter and its resolutions. Without prejudice to its natural right to defend its territorial integrity and independence, it therefore rejects the threat or use of force, violence, and terrorism against its territorial integrity, or political independence, as it also rejects their use against the territorial integrity of other states. "Therefore, on this day unlike all others, November 15, 1988, ... [t]o the souls of our sainted martyrs, to the whole of our Palestinian Arab people, to all free and honorable peoples everywhere, we pledge that our struggle shall be continued until the occupation ends, and the foundation of our sovereignty and independence should be fortified accordingly. "Therefore, we call upon our great people to rally to the banner of Palestine, to cherish and defend it, so that it may forever be the symbol of our freedom and dignity in that homeland, which is a homeland for the free, now and always." (Abridged for the sake of character limitations.)
September 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Took your fix a step further

Now it's perfect
OP's post with "beginning to" and "fake nostalgia" crossed out, so it only says "Quickly despise AI videos"
August 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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An edit of a meme featuring Paul Rudd in a scene from the Ant-Man movie franchise, being slightly confused. "Do you guys just put the word ["slop" after] everything?"
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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So, apparently content censorship has extended to Google image search, too...

#FuckCensorship #SupportNSFW #FuckTheOligarchy
A Google search for an NSFW image showing no results. The page merely says, "Unable to process this search; This search can't be processed due to content guidelines. Please try a different image or keywords"
August 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Captain America (Chris Evans) understands a reference "Ah, I see you're a man of culture, as well."
August 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Mr. Gotcha over here
"Apple Airpods cost $159, but they can't pay taxes or decent wages to their Chinese factory workers!" "...You said on an iPhone. Heh. Gotcha." "Cars should have seat belts!" "Yet you bought one. Hypocrite much? Owned." "We should improve society somewhat." "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."
August 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Because this is what we want entertaining and educating our children 🙄
"These American Flag Socks Are Too Good to Miss-Grab Yours Today!" "These bold American Flag socks are yours when you donate any amount to PragerU" A sponsored ad for PragerU, wherein a Fred-Armisen-as-a-nutty-professor-looking bozo offers ugly socks in exchange for more money for the Nazi propaganda machine
August 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Let's try again
Same image as before, hopefully playing properly this time
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Mfw Karma
Hexadecimal, the Virus Queen of Chaos, from the ancient animated series ReBoot, waves her hand over her face three times, the expression on her mask face changing each time, from neutral, to grinning, to delighted, to murderous (complete with sharp teeth). Though not portrayed in captioning, in the source scene she is saying, "Happy. Happy! HAPPY!"
August 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM