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As someone who's been playing more mobile games recently, I'm going to start posting my emerging grievances with them as a series tagged #DearMobileGameDevs
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When training for a pilot's license, the most important rule is "fly the plane". Despite the distractions or other important tasks, don't forget that rule. Much like the situation we're in now. Fly the democracy, no matter how they try to distract. Vote. Educate. Participate.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
When training for a pilot's license, the most important rule is "fly the plane". Despite the distractions or other important tasks, don't forget that rule. Much like the situation we're in now. Fly the democracy, no matter how they try to distract. Vote. Educate. Participate.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Great haul, today! Opened 4 packs, and each of them had 1 really good card! #PokémonTCGPocket #Nintendo #Rare #SuperRare #FullArt #ImmersiveArt #MegaEvolutionEX
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Great haul, today! Opened 4 packs, and each of them had 1 really good card! #PokémonTCGPocket #Nintendo #Rare #SuperRare #FullArt #ImmersiveArt #MegaEvolutionEX
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Rock icon Jack White on Trump’s racist post about the Obamas
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Rock icon Jack White on Trump’s racist post about the Obamas
None of us want to see this, to know it exists. But we all NEED to be aware of it. We NEED everyone to know what is happening, what he is doing. We NEED to remind them of the consequences of failing to act and participate in democracy when it matters most
NEVER LET THEM FORGET
NEVER LET THEM FORGET
This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
None of us want to see this, to know it exists. But we all NEED to be aware of it. We NEED everyone to know what is happening, what he is doing. We NEED to remind them of the consequences of failing to act and participate in democracy when it matters most
NEVER LET THEM FORGET
NEVER LET THEM FORGET
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The white Republican ladies who were unmoved by children being separated from their parents will suddenly find their outrage.
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The white Republican ladies who were unmoved by children being separated from their parents will suddenly find their outrage.
I'm honestly surprised at how many people have been rejoicing Colton's murder. I didn't think he was nearly as bad as, say, FUCKING MICHAEL #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I'm honestly surprised at how many people have been rejoicing Colton's murder. I didn't think he was nearly as bad as, say, FUCKING MICHAEL #TheTraitorsUS
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Remember the Switch 2 having no games isnt the same as switch 2 not having games that are for you
Idk how with everything that was showed something didn’t interest you
But with the negative reactions I’ve seen I guess that’s the case lol
Idk how with everything that was showed something didn’t interest you
But with the negative reactions I’ve seen I guess that’s the case lol
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Remember the Switch 2 having no games isnt the same as switch 2 not having games that are for you
Idk how with everything that was showed something didn’t interest you
But with the negative reactions I’ve seen I guess that’s the case lol
Idk how with everything that was showed something didn’t interest you
But with the negative reactions I’ve seen I guess that’s the case lol
Going into the #IronLung movie, I was tentatively curious about how Markiplier would be able to successfully flesh out a one-hour indie game into a 2-hour movie
But boy, did he deliver! The pacing was solid, and he put so much more into the story than I could have expected! #IndieFilm #IndieHorror
But boy, did he deliver! The pacing was solid, and he put so much more into the story than I could have expected! #IndieFilm #IndieHorror
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Going into the #IronLung movie, I was tentatively curious about how Markiplier would be able to successfully flesh out a one-hour indie game into a 2-hour movie
But boy, did he deliver! The pacing was solid, and he put so much more into the story than I could have expected! #IndieFilm #IndieHorror
But boy, did he deliver! The pacing was solid, and he put so much more into the story than I could have expected! #IndieFilm #IndieHorror
Republicans and establishment Democrats better buckle up
There's an east wind coming
There's an east wind coming
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Republicans and establishment Democrats better buckle up
There's an east wind coming
There's an east wind coming
This uber adorable game looks promising! Can't wait for release!
I just updated the Steam trailer for Dino Cleanup with some of the recent changes I’ve been making, thought I’d share it here too! 🦖🧼
#IndieGame #lowpoly #PixelArt #ドット絵 #Steam #WishlistOnSteam #WholesomeGames #MadeWithUnity
#IndieGame #lowpoly #PixelArt #ドット絵 #Steam #WishlistOnSteam #WholesomeGames #MadeWithUnity
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This uber adorable game looks promising! Can't wait for release!
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If you haven't watched Schitt's Creek yet - a fish out of water family sitcom with a pansexual protagonist & primary m/m romance where the boomer mum gets to be the Clown Character & gets all the funniest stuff to do - now's a good opportunity.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you haven't watched Schitt's Creek yet - a fish out of water family sitcom with a pansexual protagonist & primary m/m romance where the boomer mum gets to be the Clown Character & gets all the funniest stuff to do - now's a good opportunity.
New booster packs have come to #PokémonTCGPocket! A few pulls in, I got this gem of a card. I love these little guys! #Pokémon #PokémonTCG #cute #hiho
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
New booster packs have come to #PokémonTCGPocket! A few pulls in, I got this gem of a card. I love these little guys! #Pokémon #PokémonTCG #cute #hiho
YES
FINALLY
THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
FINALLY
THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Last week marked 16 years since the Supreme Court’s disastrous decision in Citizens United.
I’ve authored a proposed constitutional amendment — H.J.Res. 122 — to overturn it & over 70 of my colleagues have joined our effort.
I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line.
I’ve authored a proposed constitutional amendment — H.J.Res. 122 — to overturn it & over 70 of my colleagues have joined our effort.
I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line.
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
YES
FINALLY
THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
FINALLY
THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
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Perhaps if every American who would like to see the Epstein files released should refuse to pay their taxes until they are… If the government can break the law; why can’t we?
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Perhaps if every American who would like to see the Epstein files released should refuse to pay their taxes until they are… If the government can break the law; why can’t we?
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Yesterday, after over five hours of debate, the House declared an EMERGENCY final action to pass SB 244 with the Senate immediately passing it.
Contact your legislators and tell them: Support the veto at loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
SHARE THIS POST! We need to make some NOISE 🏳️⚧️❤️ #kansas #ksleg
Contact your legislators and tell them: Support the veto at loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
SHARE THIS POST! We need to make some NOISE 🏳️⚧️❤️ #kansas #ksleg
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Yesterday, after over five hours of debate, the House declared an EMERGENCY final action to pass SB 244 with the Senate immediately passing it.
Contact your legislators and tell them: Support the veto at loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
SHARE THIS POST! We need to make some NOISE 🏳️⚧️❤️ #kansas #ksleg
Contact your legislators and tell them: Support the veto at loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
SHARE THIS POST! We need to make some NOISE 🏳️⚧️❤️ #kansas #ksleg
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January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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#DearMobileGameDevs Not every mobile game needs to have:
-Collectible cards
-A "Treasure Tower" minigame
-A PREMIUM PASS FOR EVERY GODDAMN FEATURE AND EVENT
-Collectible cards
-A "Treasure Tower" minigame
-A PREMIUM PASS FOR EVERY GODDAMN FEATURE AND EVENT
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
#DearMobileGameDevs Not every mobile game needs to have:
-Collectible cards
-A "Treasure Tower" minigame
-A PREMIUM PASS FOR EVERY GODDAMN FEATURE AND EVENT
-Collectible cards
-A "Treasure Tower" minigame
-A PREMIUM PASS FOR EVERY GODDAMN FEATURE AND EVENT
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If anyone else in the United States of America is pissed,
just reskeet this.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Congress had better step up!
PERIOD
They are the vanguard.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE US IN SHORT FORM
Peace
MBM
just reskeet this.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Congress had better step up!
PERIOD
They are the vanguard.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE US IN SHORT FORM
Peace
MBM
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
If anyone else in the United States of America is pissed,
just reskeet this.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Congress had better step up!
PERIOD
They are the vanguard.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE US IN SHORT FORM
Peace
MBM
just reskeet this.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Congress had better step up!
PERIOD
They are the vanguard.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE US IN SHORT FORM
Peace
MBM
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It's time to call a national strike! We started our page 20 days ago- In that time, ICE has executed 2 people while multiple individuals watched and recorded them. They didn't care. It's only going to get worse. We are calling on all organizations and influencers to join us and call the strike.
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
It's time to call a national strike! We started our page 20 days ago- In that time, ICE has executed 2 people while multiple individuals watched and recorded them. They didn't care. It's only going to get worse. We are calling on all organizations and influencers to join us and call the strike.
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The Trump regime is firing people for following the law and pardoning and promoting people who break the law. Exactly what you'd expect from a convicted felon bent on domination. We know where this is going.
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The Trump regime is firing people for following the law and pardoning and promoting people who break the law. Exactly what you'd expect from a convicted felon bent on domination. We know where this is going.
We The People need to accept that we're not gonna fix this crisis with peaceful protests, contacting representatives, or even voting
All those things you warned they'd do if we fought back? THEY'RE ALREADY BEING DONE TO PEACEFUL PROTESTORS #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckTheOligarchy #2A
All those things you warned they'd do if we fought back? THEY'RE ALREADY BEING DONE TO PEACEFUL PROTESTORS #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckTheOligarchy #2A
January 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
We The People need to accept that we're not gonna fix this crisis with peaceful protests, contacting representatives, or even voting
All those things you warned they'd do if we fought back? THEY'RE ALREADY BEING DONE TO PEACEFUL PROTESTORS #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckTheOligarchy #2A
All those things you warned they'd do if we fought back? THEY'RE ALREADY BEING DONE TO PEACEFUL PROTESTORS #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckTheOligarchy #2A
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Killings and other brutal attacks by ICE and other fed agents are on the rise—and our tax dollars are funding them. There are many ways to fight back and we must use them all. Here are a few to start. #thread
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Killings and other brutal attacks by ICE and other fed agents are on the rise—and our tax dollars are funding them. There are many ways to fight back and we must use them all. Here are a few to start. #thread
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Mario gets a hat that lets him consume enemies and use their power.
Samus gets Metroid abilities to consume enemies and use their power.
Zelda gets a magic wand to consume enemies and use their power.
Conclusion: all Nintendo franchises are converging on Kirby.
Samus gets Metroid abilities to consume enemies and use their power.
Zelda gets a magic wand to consume enemies and use their power.
Conclusion: all Nintendo franchises are converging on Kirby.
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Mario gets a hat that lets him consume enemies and use their power.
Samus gets Metroid abilities to consume enemies and use their power.
Zelda gets a magic wand to consume enemies and use their power.
Conclusion: all Nintendo franchises are converging on Kirby.
Samus gets Metroid abilities to consume enemies and use their power.
Zelda gets a magic wand to consume enemies and use their power.
Conclusion: all Nintendo franchises are converging on Kirby.
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This might be a hot take but I feel like any Mario character that has an amiibo should be playable in every Mario spin-off game. Mario Kart, Tennis, Party, etc.
If they already are, make the specific amiibo design a costume.
Even if it takes the amiibo to unlock them, though that'd kind of suck.
If they already are, make the specific amiibo design a costume.
Even if it takes the amiibo to unlock them, though that'd kind of suck.
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This might be a hot take but I feel like any Mario character that has an amiibo should be playable in every Mario spin-off game. Mario Kart, Tennis, Party, etc.
If they already are, make the specific amiibo design a costume.
Even if it takes the amiibo to unlock them, though that'd kind of suck.
If they already are, make the specific amiibo design a costume.
Even if it takes the amiibo to unlock them, though that'd kind of suck.