Only off by like 125 years or so...

You know it's serious when the church gives people dispensation from coming to mass & confession because it's too great a risk

Just bizarre - I can't tell if he's actually that stupid or if he just thinks everyone else is

"Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"

Have you considered asking Aphrodite (or another love goddess of your choice, maybe Freya since you want relationship love more than just lust) to help with breaking the curse? I know it sounds silly, but since we're already in the realm of the metaphysical here...

This is my phone's wallpaper

I wish one of them had told me that at the start, so I understood that there was a purpose to the additional pain that would help future patients. As it was, I was young, alone, scared, in pain, and felt like the medical team was callous

When I had my appendix out, nearly 10 different doctors came in & palpated it while I was waiting, which was painful each time & never explained to me. I realized much later that it was because this was their chance to know what an inflamed appendix felt like so they could recognize it later, but...

I think the point is that the instant she got bit, a whole host of protocols kick off, none of which do anything but get stricter the instant she starts convulsing - he would have left her in there, quarantined himself just to be sure, & notified a whole bunch of people before she could infect him

This sheep photo should be a jigsaw puzzle

What's hilarious is that this reads like a deliberately obscure shitpost, but it's scientifically accurate

It's possible I've just missed it but I don't think there's been a single person implicated in any of this that I've been surprised by? It's like "oh, that rich piece of shit is even more of a scumbag than I thought? Yeah, that tracks"

Seems reasonable

No, because The Stone Roses don't get enough love and I'm hoping for an underdog story

Geez, how big was that sapphire to begin with?

"The Song Theat Never Ends" got sick in their head, and they couldn't take it anymore

Yep, s/he's got ears.