AlimentaryMagic
@elenaperez.bsky.social
Mom, urban homesteader, geek, queer, animal lover, artist, terminally online feral goblin - all opinions are my own, and not associated with any other entity
Two, *two* funny numbers at once! Ah ha ha ha ha
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Two, *two* funny numbers at once! Ah ha ha ha ha
This doesn't say fresh cranberries, but that's what it means, and this is truly delicious.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This doesn't say fresh cranberries, but that's what it means, and this is truly delicious.
About twice a year, a lady who works at a nursery up near Tahoe drives down here with a whole butch of inventory that they're destroying because it won't overwinter up there. This time, she brought all kinds of great stuff, Veggie starts, Mexican oregano, ashwaganda, Vietnamese coriander, flowers...
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
About twice a year, a lady who works at a nursery up near Tahoe drives down here with a whole butch of inventory that they're destroying because it won't overwinter up there. This time, she brought all kinds of great stuff, Veggie starts, Mexican oregano, ashwaganda, Vietnamese coriander, flowers...
I regret to inform you all that I am not built different, and am highly suggestible, especially when it comes to snacks. That's why my husband went out and bought the Paris Baguette snowman doughnuts that have been relentlessly advertised to us on Disney+.
They were delicious.
They were delicious.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I regret to inform you all that I am not built different, and am highly suggestible, especially when it comes to snacks. That's why my husband went out and bought the Paris Baguette snowman doughnuts that have been relentlessly advertised to us on Disney+.
They were delicious.
They were delicious.
I'm titling this one, "The Morning After."
By the time I returned a little before 4pm, both the Nerf gun and dart were gone.
By the time I returned a little before 4pm, both the Nerf gun and dart were gone.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm titling this one, "The Morning After."
By the time I returned a little before 4pm, both the Nerf gun and dart were gone.
By the time I returned a little before 4pm, both the Nerf gun and dart were gone.
A miracle has occurred.
Two of these cats are mortal enemies who are rarely even in the same room. They have divided the house between them.
Try to guess which two, then read the alt text for the answer.
Two of these cats are mortal enemies who are rarely even in the same room. They have divided the house between them.
Try to guess which two, then read the alt text for the answer.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A miracle has occurred.
Two of these cats are mortal enemies who are rarely even in the same room. They have divided the house between them.
Try to guess which two, then read the alt text for the answer.
Two of these cats are mortal enemies who are rarely even in the same room. They have divided the house between them.
Try to guess which two, then read the alt text for the answer.
This is my phone's wallpaper
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is my phone's wallpaper
Please send noods
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Please send noods
Our Little Free Thrift Store was reported to the county & we had to take it down. I built a shed kit instead & it was stolen immediately. I was almost ready to give up, but neighbors donated leftover lumber & helped with barn-raising for a new one!
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Our Little Free Thrift Store was reported to the county & we had to take it down. I built a shed kit instead & it was stolen immediately. I was almost ready to give up, but neighbors donated leftover lumber & helped with barn-raising for a new one!
Wow, I thought the "joined Nov. '24" was the only labeler I needed, but it turns out it works even better in conjunction with this set.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wow, I thought the "joined Nov. '24" was the only labeler I needed, but it turns out it works even better in conjunction with this set.
Reminds me of this Usagi Yojimbo story.
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reminds me of this Usagi Yojimbo story.
I know Roald Dahl is problematic, but sometimes he got it right.
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I know Roald Dahl is problematic, but sometimes he got it right.
Tutorial followed successfully!
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tutorial followed successfully!
Gonna start making like this guy and just calling everyone with the slightest amount of corporate, societal, or governmental power a crypto-fascist, because at this point it seems like the Occam's Razor answer to, "Why are they like that?"
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gonna start making like this guy and just calling everyone with the slightest amount of corporate, societal, or governmental power a crypto-fascist, because at this point it seems like the Occam's Razor answer to, "Why are they like that?"
The asters are blooming, and I love my new shirt
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The asters are blooming, and I love my new shirt
That reminds me - I found this one recently, and if you think it's a cat (could maybe be a rabbit?) I'm happy to send it to you for your collection
October 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That reminds me - I found this one recently, and if you think it's a cat (could maybe be a rabbit?) I'm happy to send it to you for your collection
I took this photo of a quilt at the California State Fair this year because it was so incredible. All the detail is stitched in. My photo isn't great, but it really did look like a piece of wood until you got very close
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I took this photo of a quilt at the California State Fair this year because it was so incredible. All the detail is stitched in. My photo isn't great, but it really did look like a piece of wood until you got very close
We've decided that if this one gets messed with, it's cinderblock and rebar for the next version. Also, I'm really sad I lost my "Littlest Pet Shop" style logo for the Little Free Thrift Shop when the county made us get rid of the repurposed fridge.
October 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We've decided that if this one gets messed with, it's cinderblock and rebar for the next version. Also, I'm really sad I lost my "Littlest Pet Shop" style logo for the Little Free Thrift Shop when the county made us get rid of the repurposed fridge.
Entrance to our labyrinth-to-be just got a huge upgrade!
October 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Entrance to our labyrinth-to-be just got a huge upgrade!
Few people talk about how much ongoing, sweaty, unsexy labor a garden takes. Everyone loves the 3 Ps (planning, planting, picking) but a lot of garden days (like today) are just hours of pulling weeds, moving driplines & spreading mulch 🌱
Then you get your 1st passionfruit blossom & it all pays off
Then you get your 1st passionfruit blossom & it all pays off
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Few people talk about how much ongoing, sweaty, unsexy labor a garden takes. Everyone loves the 3 Ps (planning, planting, picking) but a lot of garden days (like today) are just hours of pulling weeds, moving driplines & spreading mulch 🌱
Then you get your 1st passionfruit blossom & it all pays off
Then you get your 1st passionfruit blossom & it all pays off
You guys watch out for those guys
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You guys watch out for those guys
Tickle has more of a comment than a question...
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tickle has more of a comment than a question...