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ElegantMechanic
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He/Him #GodotEngine GameDev, Boardgame Designer, & Writer.
Archie's job history would make quite the monologue if you're ever stuck for inspiration.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"I rolled a 7 again?!"

"I know, hard cheese".
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This made me think of the next level for your mean dice: carving them out of cheese.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Perhaps the ever-mysterious "Goblin Time" is an ancient fertility ritual helping you to bring forth your ungodly spawn like the Furby monstrosities. You do call them your sons after all.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Waiting for the highly specific keyword-searching bot account that decides this is the call to action.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Haven't we come to a consensus on Permanent Halloween? Not sure if that's chill but at least Mariah doesn't have a song about it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Once a family has a set of colour-coded bear claw back scratchers for honour duels, what else do they even need anyway?
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Stay on top of it. Your horse, we mean. That old gal will get you there eventually.
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Being cursed by being Bri'ish I was asleep and will watch the VOD. Gotta keep my watch streak alive.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This really complicates things. How do I even know if it's me watching it?
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hope this is part of a new unhinged ranting series of videos.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
As long as she managed to catch all the molecular acid blood and didn't let it burn through three decks we're good.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Accountant, stuffing money into a suitcase: "Well it's very technical, hard to explain to a layperson".
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM