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Goggz
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Dear Ian Lottery,

Please can you pick my numbers tonight? I promise to use the money for good.

Yours wanting lots of moneyingly,
Goggz
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finished all my work. In 2 hours i go on annual leave.
Guess I'll just look at a clock for 2 hours then.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ever just do a covid test to see if you get to not go to work?
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Yesterday i had to work in close quarters with someone i would describe as: definitely infected with covid19 and really likes to cough into their hands, then touch everything.

Today i have to work with a photocopier.

Genuinely don't know which i hate more...
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I want to buy some really nice headphones.
I dont need to buy the nice headphones
I basically never wear headphones
I already have some pretty nice headphones
I still want the really nice headphones
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Putting together a shopping list
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I am a firm believer that christmas can fuck off until december

I have also had pigs in blankets and stuffing from tescos Christmas range twice in the past week.

I just like food.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I saw a sign outside someone's house the other day saying "thank you for picking up your dog's poos", and as someone who doesn't own a dog I feel like maybe I deserve a little sign thanking me for not pooing everywhere as well. "Thanks for not pooing everywhere, Cyriak" You're welcome
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
These death metal band logos are getting out off hand
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Got a week off next week, so that's awesome.
Just checked my work calendar, i am only working 9 days in December, so that's FREAKING awesome.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Car insurance has gone down almost £700 this year.

Just had to do £600 work on the car to get it through its MOT so i will freakin take it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Found the secret air con button in my hotel room. Now i am cold.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Staying in a hotel for work for a couple days and i forgot my CPAP... Holy crap i slept badly last night...

Also forgot my laptop charger, so lol?
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Started my weekend by dropping a bottle of Pimms, then stepping on a shard of glass.

Very cool.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sitting in a car park in bolton waiting for an email that i know isn't going to come.

Cool
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fucken had to time a visit to maccas perfectly with a kids birthday didnt i?

Anyways the maple bbq and bacon guy? Really don't get what that was supposed to be. Maybe it's better in canada...
The pepper and garlic nugs? Fucking great
Why aren't nugs just like that anyway?
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Got Sega rally working on my wheel

Pretty sick
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Another damn cold.

Another mug of hot toilet duck.
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Do you miss lucozade lemon? Do you miss lucozade not tasting like fucking arse because of the sweeteners? Do you want to spend quite a lot of money for not a lot of drink?

This is the drink for you.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
MOT: failed....

The bouncy bits bounced wrong and the stoppy bits didn't stop good.
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Did i ever say that i fucking love FF7?

Because i fucking love FF7.
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM