why can’t sapphics on the apps just say they don’t want fatties like I’m exhausted

trying to divest myself of all HP references but there really is no better metaphor for listening to man yammer on about data lakehouses for 45 minutes than the dementor’s kiss.

girl why are the flags half mast for the damn p*pe like be so for real

it has been [0] days since I brought up succession at work.

when someone thanks you for cleaning up the absolute dumpster fire THEY created but you can’t say “yeah you’re welcome you fucking dummies” so you go with “team work makes the dream work!”

really enjoying slow horses but *especially* some smart/competent/resourceful assistant representation!!! catherine standish my GIRL!!!!

I have so many meetings and fires to put out and errands to run after work that there’s no time to listen to Mayhem and I have like a spare 45 mins right now but my brain is too fried to try and enjoy it.

My poor father was just like “yeah, I started watching succession” and was not of all prepared for the torrent of Thoughts and Lore and Nonsense I subsequently unleashed on him.

So I have this old mutual that’s gone m*ga. Lesbian, Latina, into Bernie Sanders. Just so confusing. So like, I will have dialogue with her when she posts crazy shit, probably against my better judgment. But it feels like she participates in good faith and I really do want to figure out WHY.

just broke a 2+ year fic dry spell with a cozy holiday fic. open the old folder and remember I used to write listening to goth/metal music and save old lesbian pulp novel titles to possibly use for mine asdfglejajfkelalds. like lol the drama.

successfully got my parents to watch the x-files christmas episode instead of it’s a wonderful life so I wouldn’t have to cry about how I don’t matter to the world in front of them happy holidays folks 👍👍👍👍

last night I started to use my makeup remover before realizing I was not actually wearing any makeup. so, that’s where we’re at.

*squaring up*and what do yall know about the Rosie O’Donnell christmas albums!!!!??????

my mom was acting in a student film last weekend (lol) and the crew of college students PAs guessed my age as 19. NINE FUCKING TEEN?!?!!!!?? I’ll never be a hot old lady at this rate.

really wish that, instead of playing out their beefs via legislation, someone just introduced congress to yammer so they could be petty and stupid in a normal way.

Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

not to be problematic but she makes me understand why people put their children in beauty pageants like WITNESS MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER #catsofbluesky

Fandom pals, now is a great time to reintroduce ourselves!
Name: olivia
Pronouns: she/her
Hobbies: tv/movies/books/usual nerd shit, (newly) embroidery (???), being a cat lady
Fandoms: good shows, ladies that are mean or old or BOTH
Fun fact: hitchhiker’s thumb (this is probs an offensive term sry)