This is not insane nor my purchase but when I was like 14 I was shopping with my mom and grandma, pointed out a wallet I liked. Mom said she wouldn’t buy it for me and grandma said……give it here, and bought it just to make her mad lol. And it’s still my wallet to this day 😂

“yes have you seen this hbo television program that I am very cool and normal about because I am very cool and normal?”

hacks trailer on your birthday????!!! wow god really is a lesbian. love you!!!! 😘😘

LMAO for real though 😬

And like deadass I’m pretty sure the why, besides just general mental ineptitude, is….because she has a goddamn crush on Tulsi Gabbard. Like dude, way to go, pick the absolute most loser fucking reason to join a death cult.

If I was a person who toured for any reason I would plan stops around Grandpa’s Cheesebarn and Jungle Jim’s.

me in high school except for the middle aged woman was all the english teachers I had crushes on.

I didn’t before but I’m volunteering now 🫡

She did when it was written! She had a baby literally last weekend, so no backless dresses lately, but the sneaks persist.

My only cool famous person story is that this song was written about my cousin (and it sounds pretty stupid when I say that so maybe it’s not cool actually lol).

thank you pickle, I try my best.

hate to break it to everyone but maybe the biggest secret to looking young (whatever that means tbh) is having a fat face, sorry!!