Electric Jason
@electricjason.bsky.social
Trying to come up with exclusively male groups that have neutral/positive vibes. Frats, social, religious, military, political groups: big red flags. Intramural sports? Gay orgies? Like if you had a friend say he was going to either of those events, you might say ‘eh, not my thing, but have fun!’
August 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trying to come up with exclusively male groups that have neutral/positive vibes. Frats, social, religious, military, political groups: big red flags. Intramural sports? Gay orgies? Like if you had a friend say he was going to either of those events, you might say ‘eh, not my thing, but have fun!’
I know it's a little late, but hear me out...
November 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I know it's a little late, but hear me out...
Lord, grant me the confidence of the DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE team sending out "For Your Consideration" messages for best adapted screenplay
October 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Lord, grant me the confidence of the DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE team sending out "For Your Consideration" messages for best adapted screenplay
Any clue who this is supposed to be?
April 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Any clue who this is supposed to be?
It's reeeeal fucking weird but not surprising that Brian Robbins name isn't mentioned once in Quiet on the Set. As if they didn't know who could possibly be protecting Dan Sneider. Good job, lawyers!
March 31, 2024 at 5:44 AM
It's reeeeal fucking weird but not surprising that Brian Robbins name isn't mentioned once in Quiet on the Set. As if they didn't know who could possibly be protecting Dan Sneider. Good job, lawyers!
Happy St. Patrick's Day to our patron saint.
March 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day to our patron saint.
Now that THAT business is over, I assume you'll all be joining me in my JONATHAN CREEK marathon, already in progress
February 12, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Now that THAT business is over, I assume you'll all be joining me in my JONATHAN CREEK marathon, already in progress
I was buying a 50ft powered sewer auger, so you can see how I'd be particularly vulnerable at the moment.
Wasn't prepared to hear "What Was I Made For" at the Home Depot and now I need to go to bed for the rest of the year
December 29, 2023 at 8:49 PM
I was buying a 50ft powered sewer auger, so you can see how I'd be particularly vulnerable at the moment.
Wasn't prepared to hear "What Was I Made For" at the Home Depot and now I need to go to bed for the rest of the year
December 29, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Wasn't prepared to hear "What Was I Made For" at the Home Depot and now I need to go to bed for the rest of the year
A list of holiday greetings I received this year, in order from least heard to most heard:
#4. Happy New Year
#3. Happy holidays
#2. Merry Christmas
#1. For your consideration: BARBIE in the category of Best Original Screenplay
#4. Happy New Year
#3. Happy holidays
#2. Merry Christmas
#1. For your consideration: BARBIE in the category of Best Original Screenplay
December 29, 2023 at 2:22 AM
A list of holiday greetings I received this year, in order from least heard to most heard:
#4. Happy New Year
#3. Happy holidays
#2. Merry Christmas
#1. For your consideration: BARBIE in the category of Best Original Screenplay
#4. Happy New Year
#3. Happy holidays
#2. Merry Christmas
#1. For your consideration: BARBIE in the category of Best Original Screenplay
If I was repeating the same day over and over again, I'd probably reference GROUNDHOG DAY a lot, but if I was writing a script with that concept, I'd probably avoid calling out the similarity. Or you know, avoid the concept altogether.
December 11, 2023 at 12:22 AM
If I was repeating the same day over and over again, I'd probably reference GROUNDHOG DAY a lot, but if I was writing a script with that concept, I'd probably avoid calling out the similarity. Or you know, avoid the concept altogether.
This is goddamn art.
At long last: my hard hitting expose on the Shrek-themed rave I went to (for reasons that now escape me) has dropped. Come for the grinding Shreks, stay, as I did, for three hours because that's how long a Shrek rave lasts www.portlandmercury.com/culture/2023...
At a Shrek Rave in Portland Gender-Swapped Costumes and Smash Mouth Beats Took Over the Dance Floor
What’s It Like at the Shrek Rave? We Sent a Writer.
Jodie Foster voice: “They should have sent a poet.”
As Judith Butler once wrote, “gender is a kind of imitation for which t...
www.portlandmercury.com
November 10, 2023 at 1:26 AM
This is goddamn art.
I'm not saying seasonal affective disorder is real, but I did just walk into a 7-11 where the clerk was telling a customer "there a lot worse things than death"
November 5, 2023 at 9:48 PM
I'm not saying seasonal affective disorder is real, but I did just walk into a 7-11 where the clerk was telling a customer "there a lot worse things than death"
Snoopy could only evade responsibility for so long, apparently
October 22, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Snoopy could only evade responsibility for so long, apparently
If you've been waiting for my first post on Bluesky about watching a 25 year old episode of SUDDENLY SUSAN,, your time is now!
October 6, 2023 at 6:12 AM
If you've been waiting for my first post on Bluesky about watching a 25 year old episode of SUDDENLY SUSAN,, your time is now!
Reposted by Electric Jason
if it makes you feel any better most of your student loan money went to a football coach
October 5, 2023 at 1:16 AM
if it makes you feel any better most of your student loan money went to a football coach
Just a reminder: This motherfucker lasted longer as mayor AFTER he let the sharks eat all those people than McCarthy lasted as Speaker.
October 4, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Just a reminder: This motherfucker lasted longer as mayor AFTER he let the sharks eat all those people than McCarthy lasted as Speaker.
So far, my only criticism of Bluesky is the lack of late night chatter. I feel like a 2 am guy in a 9 pm town.
October 2, 2023 at 4:45 AM
So far, my only criticism of Bluesky is the lack of late night chatter. I feel like a 2 am guy in a 9 pm town.
Maybe it's the strike talking, but to be honest, this is funnier than anything I have or ever will write www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Xy...
September 24, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Maybe it's the strike talking, but to be honest, this is funnier than anything I have or ever will write www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Xy...
Reposted by Electric Jason
just once I'd like to be able to investigate a long-forgotten mystery without it having surprising ties to my past and terrifying consequences for my future
August 24, 2023 at 11:06 PM
just once I'd like to be able to investigate a long-forgotten mystery without it having surprising ties to my past and terrifying consequences for my future
You had years to write these mugshot jokes and this is all you got? You want another couple years to workshop it? Maybe put it up in Pasadena for early previews?
August 25, 2023 at 1:31 AM
You had years to write these mugshot jokes and this is all you got? You want another couple years to workshop it? Maybe put it up in Pasadena for early previews?