Pretty sure one day there will be a Disney-owned concentration camp with a looming sign at the gate that ominously reads "Whistle While You Work"
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pretty sure one day there will be a Disney-owned concentration camp with a looming sign at the gate that ominously reads "Whistle While You Work"
Being polyamorous is so wild, people really out here trying to make me feel bad for having twice as much sex.
February 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Being polyamorous is so wild, people really out here trying to make me feel bad for having twice as much sex.
Can we go back to the "All lives matter" Republicans please? It was obviously super problematic, but at least they acknowledged that humans deserve life in theory????
January 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can we go back to the "All lives matter" Republicans please? It was obviously super problematic, but at least they acknowledged that humans deserve life in theory????
*objectively true statement*
"Go on then, change my mind."
"Go on then, change my mind."
January 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
*objectively true statement*
"Go on then, change my mind."
"Go on then, change my mind."
Crying bc I remembered I still have to brush my teeth 1000's of more times before I die
January 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Crying bc I remembered I still have to brush my teeth 1000's of more times before I die
"We need a revolution!"
*Murders a CEO*
"No not like that"
*Murders a CEO*
"No not like that"
December 12, 2024 at 5:16 AM
"We need a revolution!"
*Murders a CEO*
"No not like that"
*Murders a CEO*
"No not like that"
I still don't know who Moo Deng is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
December 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I still don't know who Moo Deng is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
What if we kissed under my Baja Blast Mountain Dew Snuggie
December 7, 2024 at 9:37 PM
What if we kissed under my Baja Blast Mountain Dew Snuggie
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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
Live-action adaptation of The Little Mermaid starring Chappel Roan
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Live-action adaptation of The Little Mermaid starring Chappel Roan
Guys, my ED recovery is going great! I no longer have the urge to eat whipped cream straight from the can at all hours! /gen
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Guys, my ED recovery is going great! I no longer have the urge to eat whipped cream straight from the can at all hours! /gen
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And no wig detected ..
November 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
And no wig detected ..
I think when Trump (or Vance or whoever) becomes Dictator, he will constantly deny that he is dictator.
Trump (in his 7th year of his term, right after dismantling elections): "Can you BELIEVE these leftists saying I'm a dictator!??"
Trump (in his 7th year of his term, right after dismantling elections): "Can you BELIEVE these leftists saying I'm a dictator!??"
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I think when Trump (or Vance or whoever) becomes Dictator, he will constantly deny that he is dictator.
Trump (in his 7th year of his term, right after dismantling elections): "Can you BELIEVE these leftists saying I'm a dictator!??"
Trump (in his 7th year of his term, right after dismantling elections): "Can you BELIEVE these leftists saying I'm a dictator!??"
"Trans people were sleeping during high school biology"
I wonder if ppl realize there are, in fact, trans biology teachers? And even trans biologists? 🤔
I wonder if ppl realize there are, in fact, trans biology teachers? And even trans biologists? 🤔
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
"Trans people were sleeping during high school biology"
I wonder if ppl realize there are, in fact, trans biology teachers? And even trans biologists? 🤔
I wonder if ppl realize there are, in fact, trans biology teachers? And even trans biologists? 🤔
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Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
People still talking about a recount just look sad. Even if it *was* rigged, the Dems won't do jack shit about it.
It's over. It's done. Dad isn't coming home from the store.
It's over. It's done. Dad isn't coming home from the store.
November 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
People still talking about a recount just look sad. Even if it *was* rigged, the Dems won't do jack shit about it.
It's over. It's done. Dad isn't coming home from the store.
It's over. It's done. Dad isn't coming home from the store.
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Many of the people who (correctly) insisted that Trump is a fascist turning around and congratulating him in the name of comity and peaceful transfer or power also really guts the credibility of that argument
November 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Many of the people who (correctly) insisted that Trump is a fascist turning around and congratulating him in the name of comity and peaceful transfer or power also really guts the credibility of that argument
So do I get my tubes tied before the P2025 abortion ban starts? Or should I skip it in case my fertility makes me an asset and I'm less likely to be killed??
Decisions, decisions....
Decisions, decisions....
November 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
So do I get my tubes tied before the P2025 abortion ban starts? Or should I skip it in case my fertility makes me an asset and I'm less likely to be killed??
Decisions, decisions....
Decisions, decisions....
People just projected whatever political policies they personally wanted on to Trump.
There are people who think Trump is pro abortion, pro union, anti war, etc...
They convince themselves he will only do the things *they* personally agree with.
There are people who think Trump is pro abortion, pro union, anti war, etc...
They convince themselves he will only do the things *they* personally agree with.
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
People just projected whatever political policies they personally wanted on to Trump.
There are people who think Trump is pro abortion, pro union, anti war, etc...
They convince themselves he will only do the things *they* personally agree with.
There are people who think Trump is pro abortion, pro union, anti war, etc...
They convince themselves he will only do the things *they* personally agree with.
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All this talk of Netflix's issues during the fight make me even more glad I pirated it 😌
November 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
All this talk of Netflix's issues during the fight make me even more glad I pirated it 😌
The Onion just bought Info Wars.
(Really)
(Really)
November 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The Onion just bought Info Wars.
(Really)
(Really)
At this exact moment, Trump and Biden are meeting in the White House.
Do you think they'll kiss?
Do you think they'll kiss?
November 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
At this exact moment, Trump and Biden are meeting in the White House.
Do you think they'll kiss?
Do you think they'll kiss?
This may just be copium, but I suspect Trump won't actually employ tariffs.
Why? He's been endorsed by Jeff Bezos, who profits off of cheap chinese products more than almost anyone else. It seems tariffs would severely hurt Amazon's business.
Why? He's been endorsed by Jeff Bezos, who profits off of cheap chinese products more than almost anyone else. It seems tariffs would severely hurt Amazon's business.
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
This may just be copium, but I suspect Trump won't actually employ tariffs.
Why? He's been endorsed by Jeff Bezos, who profits off of cheap chinese products more than almost anyone else. It seems tariffs would severely hurt Amazon's business.
Why? He's been endorsed by Jeff Bezos, who profits off of cheap chinese products more than almost anyone else. It seems tariffs would severely hurt Amazon's business.
We need Sexual Harassment Panda to come beat the shit out of these "your body, my choice" dickweeds.
November 12, 2024 at 5:37 PM
We need Sexual Harassment Panda to come beat the shit out of these "your body, my choice" dickweeds.