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Film/TV Lead Assistant Editor & Colorist, NJ idiot with pizza recommendations. Sometimes I bake. Sometimes I stream on Twitch. Usually not at the same time.

https://www.twitch.tv/shrimpfettuccinealfredo
(This sucks and on top of doctors, dude needs like an exorcist or something, he is just absolutely cursed)
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Also since I accidentally put woo in there is now a good time to say that I think the Devils doing the Ric Flair woo after every goal remains real fucking stupid and they should figure something else out
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
(derogatory)
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What was your favorite moment, mine was when our QB for the foreseeable future was almost certainly concussed, got the most bullshit concussion exam in history, came out of the injury tent and Daboll proceeded to strike him in the head, just great stuff man
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The one thing I think MIGHT break through though is "Chuck Schumer sucks, is old, and needs to fucking go." That might break contain a little bit
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And these people are NOT going to retain "Democrats caved after 40 days of a shutdown where the only thing I can remember is SNAP being cancelled", they are going to see health insurance costs went up, look at the government, go what the fuck, and vote against whoever says it'll go down stronger
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Its words, obviously, but it was also completely unprompted (nobody was racing to get an incoming governor’s opinion) and it’s infinitely better than whatever the fuck Spanberger is doing. Just pure “hey what the fuck are we doing?” and honestly I can respect that
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Just a complete inability to see more than one move ahead, or draw anything at all other than a direct line between WHAT I WANT and WHAT I GET.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Best part was the Verizon rep calling me from a back room AS THIS WAS HAPPENING to confirm the man in his store wasn’t me, and then proceeding to give the asshole back his fake ID and NOT calling the police because of company protocol. Anyway, fuck Verizon forever.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Someone actually did manage to withdraw four-figures from one of my accounts through a combo of trying to get access to my Verizon account (in-person with a fake license!) and then bullshitting their way at a Bank of America 3 blocks away. Great stuff!
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There is a certain way that Vince Gilligan is able to communicate information in a scene that is just my personal catnip, just full trust in his audience to come along for the ride.
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bitch you’re gonna have to pay ME $100 to play this fucking thing
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM