The Dude
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The Dude
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Colorado Sunshine 🌞
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December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Best World Series since the Cubs won in 2016
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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They realized they couldn't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime
The Cowboys are signing free agent pass rusher Jadeveon Clowney, Jerry Jones told reporters after Dallas’ overtime win over the Giants.
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God Bless Senile Jerry Jones
BREAKING: The Cowboys have reached agreement on a trade that will send Micah Parsons to the Packers, per sources.

Parsons will sign a four-year, $188 million extension with Green Bay that includes $136 million guaranteed.
August 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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VIEWER FEEDBACK: The sale of 9NEWS to Fox31's parent company - and what I've shared with the @nexton9news.bsky.social team
August 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Worker to ICE agent at a workplace raid: “And here’s my bag of f*cks.”
June 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I yearn for the times when I knew nothing about Bill Belichick's life outside of football besides "he likes lacrosse"
May 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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"Stay hot, right?"
May 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The lying ALONE is monumental (and politicians are already known for having issues with the truth...so it takes a lot to move that needle). But this is Orwellian levels of "flooding the zone with shit". Impossible to even begin to fact check.

As it was designed to be.
March 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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‘Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.’

George Washington
January 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM