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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
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An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll.

#Retro and #variety #vtuber

#Asexual, he/him

PFP by
Semi Engima
Banner by @snowfable

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https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Update:
BEEF
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Guess who accidentally loaded in as False Son one run and got learning them stuck in their head...
A meme with two panels. The top is Risk of Rain 2's Mercenary character with the caption "You must build me in the most precise way to get the most out of me." The second panel is False Son, with a giant caption that simply reads "BEEF"
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.

"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."

(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
A whispy, watercolor piece of a woman with black hair, two long "antennae" like strands of hair in a red shirt with a heart shaped cleavage window and chains crossing over it. She's looking downwards with a distainful, disinterested, expression
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Yes? You absolute fuppet?
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
A crusader pointing at a map while a very confused pug watches
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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POV: You asked Oceo to describe herself
I Retro.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I vote for this crab
A Japanese Spider Crab
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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As you can see, we are both very small. You can imagine the stress we are under.
A small Bread Roll with a simple smiley face being hoisted in the air by a haunted anime figurine
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A soldier with at least 6 rocket launchers. Its captioned "*muffled giggles*"
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Guess who's redesigning his redesign again?
Two google chrome tabs, one reads: "Human Ribcage" the other "How many times was caesar stabbed?"
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Where you goin' little guy? Hell's the other way!
(He's gonna go fight god for half a bagel)

[Art by @snowfable.bsky.social]
An etherial water-color like painting of a buttered Bread Roll with a face ascending.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Alright, lets suffer a bit more. While @proffang665.bsky.social and @azahnahza.bsky.social have a boring night at the Burger King, I will be trying to resolve 10 different open checks and at least 3 dungeons in WInd Waker!
Fang and Azah go to a burger king. Meanwhile Bread: The Entire Plotline of The Odyssey.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Life is pain

Specifically, this piece of Le Pain
He is not french, but he is bread.
(Art by @olivrcrown.bsky.social)
A bread roll with a derpy little face bleppin'
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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"Hey dude... There's a weird bug on your ramen, and she looks pissed..."

(Art by @angelic.observer)
A small, haunted anime figuring sitting crossed legged and crossed armed on top of a cup of cooking Cup Noodles. She is wearing a red shirt with black bows on her arms and has long black hair with red underhighlights, plus two long "antenna" like strands. She looks very upset at being stuck ontop of the noodles
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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TONIGHT!
(Art by @eondriver.bsky.social)
Corpse using Bread as a burger bun. Bread is annoyed, but its not their worst idea.
November 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Trick or Treat!
(Just kidding, you're getting tazed regardless! Your candy and wallet will be added to The Hoard)

(Rine art by @harriercitadel.kibamedia.net, Corpse chibi by @snowfable.bsky.social )
A small haunted anime figurine with a concerningly large taser and smile coming right at you! A cute chibi of Corpse surrounded by Halloween paraphenalia.
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Happy Halloween! Have a silly lore fact about what the type of people who call into a supernatural late night talk show think!

I don't know if supernatural stuff actually exists in this setting, it would be funny to say no, since technically Bread isn't "real"
Fun fact about the Peoria Supernatural/Conspiracy theory communities. A subset believe that most of the Anti-Worldeater installations and capabilites are actually for fighting vampires, mostly due to the sheer prevelance of UV and light emitting gear. While 88.4 WT-FM is the first resource to remind people that correlation does not equal causation, they have noticed a sharp decrease in calls regarding vampires and can't help but wonder... The current opinion is that Peoria could be invaded en-masse by vampires twice and no one would notice.
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Ah, I am very well known in this place.
A screenshot of Disappointment Island, New Zealand
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A guy with 12 or more rocket launchers standing in a forest. Labeled *muffled giggles*
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Monster Hunter asks a bold question:
"Is not being one-tapped worth looking very, VERY stupid?"

(No. No, it is not.)
A picture of my monster hunter wilds character on the title screen. Best I can describe them is "Very Flamboyant Spaniard."
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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"Your role in a horror movie"

Ok, thats a bit too accurate...
IN MY DEFENSE!
If people would just stay out of my space, no one would have to die! But no... people just keep on tresspassing
A red and black background with the words "The Killer" on them.
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Even if by tradition, spooky month doesn't start until November, there's so much fun to be had as an eldritch horror in this season!

And if you do it right, people drop candy!
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
A chibi drawing of Corpse surrounded by halloween paraphenalia, some candy, a witch hat, some pumpkins, a bedsheet ghost
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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*Zelda Item Get Noise*
A bread roll with an anatomically correct heart
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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"I would like to remind anyone venturing into the Abandoned Blockbuster that common deterrents like tasers and pepper spray do not effect the worst of what lives inside, and WILL be used against yourself and fellow explorers. Please leave them at home."

(Art by @harriercitadel.kibamedia.net)
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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While this is not his worse idea, still... His greed sickens me.

(Art by @eondriver.bsky.social)
Corpse, a metal skeleton with skin on his hands and face, a red coat, and spikey blonde hair, is biting into a massive burger, who's bun is Bread, a possessed bread roll with an annoyed look on his face
October 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM