Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll.
#Retro and #variety #vtuber
#Asexual, he/him
PFP by
Semi Engima
Banner by @snowfable
#88.4WTFMArtchives
https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
#Retro and #variety #vtuber
#Asexual, he/him
PFP by
Semi Engima
Banner by @snowfable
#88.4WTFMArtchives
https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
· Apr 25
Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!
It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.
#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.
#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
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Listening to @azahnahza.bsky.social 's power point about their love for Protomen and by all that returns to emptiness I wish I could have been there when they were doing it live.
The Joy in Azah's voice while talking about the Protoman is palpable.
See for yourself.
www.twitch.tv/videos/26248...
The Joy in Azah's voice while talking about the Protoman is palpable.
See for yourself.
www.twitch.tv/videos/26248...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Listening to @azahnahza.bsky.social 's power point about their love for Protomen and by all that returns to emptiness I wish I could have been there when they were doing it live.
The Joy in Azah's voice while talking about the Protoman is palpable.
See for yourself.
www.twitch.tv/videos/26248...
The Joy in Azah's voice while talking about the Protoman is palpable.
See for yourself.
www.twitch.tv/videos/26248...
I went to the @azahnahza.bsky.social stream and all I got was inducted into a cult. (Protomen are a pretty cool band)
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I went to the @azahnahza.bsky.social stream and all I got was inducted into a cult. (Protomen are a pretty cool band)
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[TONIGHT AT 6PM CST]
I have spent the last MONTH on this PowerPoint.
For 1 (ONE) night only
I AM LITERATE.
Twitch.tv/azahnahza
I have spent the last MONTH on this PowerPoint.
For 1 (ONE) night only
I AM LITERATE.
Twitch.tv/azahnahza
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
[TONIGHT AT 6PM CST]
I have spent the last MONTH on this PowerPoint.
For 1 (ONE) night only
I AM LITERATE.
Twitch.tv/azahnahza
I have spent the last MONTH on this PowerPoint.
For 1 (ONE) night only
I AM LITERATE.
Twitch.tv/azahnahza
My favorite part of game awards season is watching everyone get up in arms about Something. And its a good year for watching dumb drama!
Arc Raider's being pushed as "We gotta make this GotY" is hilarious, from all I've seen that game feels very Safe, very Samey to other games in the genre
Arc Raider's being pushed as "We gotta make this GotY" is hilarious, from all I've seen that game feels very Safe, very Samey to other games in the genre
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My favorite part of game awards season is watching everyone get up in arms about Something. And its a good year for watching dumb drama!
Arc Raider's being pushed as "We gotta make this GotY" is hilarious, from all I've seen that game feels very Safe, very Samey to other games in the genre
Arc Raider's being pushed as "We gotta make this GotY" is hilarious, from all I've seen that game feels very Safe, very Samey to other games in the genre
I'm sorry, but I find this so funny...
Poor AI startups, you have to make refuges for actual artists because your plagarism machine keeps eating itself and you need real human creativity to rob? You actually need us?
Cry me a river, I hope Vine 2 fails
Poor AI startups, you have to make refuges for actual artists because your plagarism machine keeps eating itself and you need real human creativity to rob? You actually need us?
Cry me a river, I hope Vine 2 fails
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm sorry, but I find this so funny...
Poor AI startups, you have to make refuges for actual artists because your plagarism machine keeps eating itself and you need real human creativity to rob? You actually need us?
Cry me a river, I hope Vine 2 fails
Poor AI startups, you have to make refuges for actual artists because your plagarism machine keeps eating itself and you need real human creativity to rob? You actually need us?
Cry me a river, I hope Vine 2 fails
Stream's over! We got lost, we died a lot in some mean ways, we learned the creepy cultist was as bad as we expected and we fought a MASSIVE MAN!!!
And got lost a lot. But its aight because Soma's got a cute bat form!
And got lost a lot. But its aight because Soma's got a cute bat form!
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Stream's over! We got lost, we died a lot in some mean ways, we learned the creepy cultist was as bad as we expected and we fought a MASSIVE MAN!!!
And got lost a lot. But its aight because Soma's got a cute bat form!
And got lost a lot. But its aight because Soma's got a cute bat form!
Local 4-Dimensional Eldritch Horror gets confused by a non-euclidian floorplan (I don't wanna talk about it)
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Local 4-Dimensional Eldritch Horror gets confused by a non-euclidian floorplan (I don't wanna talk about it)
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
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Sometimes you get a new arm and it looks so gorgeous you gotta lock in and dress accordingly, y'know?
Arm design by Shiftbait! Tysm ♥
#Art | #Lumistration
Arm design by Shiftbait! Tysm ♥
#Art | #Lumistration
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sometimes you get a new arm and it looks so gorgeous you gotta lock in and dress accordingly, y'know?
Arm design by Shiftbait! Tysm ♥
#Art | #Lumistration
Arm design by Shiftbait! Tysm ♥
#Art | #Lumistration
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My favorite part of vtubers is there's "I'm just a normal guy. I look like this IRL" types, "I designed this model according to market research to maximize reach and viewership"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My favorite part of vtubers is there's "I'm just a normal guy. I look like this IRL" types, "I designed this model according to market research to maximize reach and viewership"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
My favorite part of vtubers is there's "I'm just a normal guy. I look like this IRL" types, "I designed this model according to market research to maximize reach and viewership"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My favorite part of vtubers is there's "I'm just a normal guy. I look like this IRL" types, "I designed this model according to market research to maximize reach and viewership"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
And then there's my favorite.
"HEY WANNA SEE DECADES WORTH OF SPECIAL INTEREST, HYPERFIXATION, AND TRAUMA GIVEN FLESH!?"
If I say I'm gonna do something and don't, its not that I lied, its that life decided to push me over and start kicking me just enough that I feel like I could, except for the massive incoming kick
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If I say I'm gonna do something and don't, its not that I lied, its that life decided to push me over and start kicking me just enough that I feel like I could, except for the massive incoming kick
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i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
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It's still her hand! It's eligible for holding!
CW: Body horror
#art #ocart #ocsky #oc #monstergirl #eldritch #corruption #eldritchgirl #bodyhorror
CW: Body horror
#art #ocart #ocsky #oc #monstergirl #eldritch #corruption #eldritchgirl #bodyhorror
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's still her hand! It's eligible for holding!
CW: Body horror
#art #ocart #ocsky #oc #monstergirl #eldritch #corruption #eldritchgirl #bodyhorror
CW: Body horror
#art #ocart #ocsky #oc #monstergirl #eldritch #corruption #eldritchgirl #bodyhorror
On the list of "Most Concerning Sounds Heard in The Haunted Blockbuster" somehow, "YOU'VE LOST SPINAL PRIVELIDGES!!!" did not make the list.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
On the list of "Most Concerning Sounds Heard in The Haunted Blockbuster" somehow, "YOU'VE LOST SPINAL PRIVELIDGES!!!" did not make the list.
While the game *is* about spreading seemingly random violence in the streets, the *seemingly* random part is important...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
While the game *is* about spreading seemingly random violence in the streets, the *seemingly* random part is important...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
I think I'm gonna send a bunch of Bread Rolls out to stalk vtubers and bite the extra dangly decorations off their outfits. See how long it takes them to realize they're missing.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I think I'm gonna send a bunch of Bread Rolls out to stalk vtubers and bite the extra dangly decorations off their outfits. See how long it takes them to realize they're missing.
Stream is over! We messed around in Florence, stabbed some people, killed some conspirators, did some shopping, got raided by @relixakousa.bsky.social and had a great time!
Afterwards, we raided @rickyrexx.bsky.social who was playing Ninja Gaiden II Black! Check him out!
www.twitch.tv/ricky_rexx
Afterwards, we raided @rickyrexx.bsky.social who was playing Ninja Gaiden II Black! Check him out!
www.twitch.tv/ricky_rexx
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Stream is over! We messed around in Florence, stabbed some people, killed some conspirators, did some shopping, got raided by @relixakousa.bsky.social and had a great time!
Afterwards, we raided @rickyrexx.bsky.social who was playing Ninja Gaiden II Black! Check him out!
www.twitch.tv/ricky_rexx
Afterwards, we raided @rickyrexx.bsky.social who was playing Ninja Gaiden II Black! Check him out!
www.twitch.tv/ricky_rexx
In pursuit of perfecting papal pugilism we persist to punt the pontificate precisely in the pecker.
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In pursuit of perfecting papal pugilism we persist to punt the pontificate precisely in the pecker.
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
As someone who writes code for a living, and has made my own twitch bot, here's my thoughts on SAMMI adding genAI to it:
Dude's a fucking moron and deserves to have his skin inverted.
Dude's a fucking moron and deserves to have his skin inverted.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As someone who writes code for a living, and has made my own twitch bot, here's my thoughts on SAMMI adding genAI to it:
Dude's a fucking moron and deserves to have his skin inverted.
Dude's a fucking moron and deserves to have his skin inverted.
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If you use or were considering using SAMMI, switch to a different program.
The new sole developer is extremely pro-AI, has already started using it in the code, and is in support of its use for genAI images as well. Everyone who protested this was told to leave the server and stop using SAMMI.
The new sole developer is extremely pro-AI, has already started using it in the code, and is in support of its use for genAI images as well. Everyone who protested this was told to leave the server and stop using SAMMI.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If you use or were considering using SAMMI, switch to a different program.
The new sole developer is extremely pro-AI, has already started using it in the code, and is in support of its use for genAI images as well. Everyone who protested this was told to leave the server and stop using SAMMI.
The new sole developer is extremely pro-AI, has already started using it in the code, and is in support of its use for genAI images as well. Everyone who protested this was told to leave the server and stop using SAMMI.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Minor obsession with the type of person who's complaint on a game is "Why do I have to do <Game's central mechanic/concept the rest of the game was built around>?"
The psychology of this type of person is endlessly fascinating. Why did they think that? What did they expect? How did this happen?
The psychology of this type of person is endlessly fascinating. Why did they think that? What did they expect? How did this happen?
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Minor obsession with the type of person who's complaint on a game is "Why do I have to do <Game's central mechanic/concept the rest of the game was built around>?"
The psychology of this type of person is endlessly fascinating. Why did they think that? What did they expect? How did this happen?
The psychology of this type of person is endlessly fascinating. Why did they think that? What did they expect? How did this happen?
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You feel the ground shake as a cloud of dust rises over the horizon. As the first bread roll in the stampede crests the ridge, you know its too late to run.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You feel the ground shake as a cloud of dust rises over the horizon. As the first bread roll in the stampede crests the ridge, you know its too late to run.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
I keep on thinking of fun short-form content but I have no motivation to make it, or any energy.
So it stays Hypothetical
So it stays Hypothetical
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I keep on thinking of fun short-form content but I have no motivation to make it, or any energy.
So it stays Hypothetical
So it stays Hypothetical
You feel the ground shake as a cloud of dust rises over the horizon. As the first bread roll in the stampede crests the ridge, you know its too late to run.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You feel the ground shake as a cloud of dust rises over the horizon. As the first bread roll in the stampede crests the ridge, you know its too late to run.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.
As the thousands of stampeding Breads close in, you pray for a quick and painless death, bit your plea falls on deaf ears.