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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll.

#Retro and #variety #vtuber

#Asexual, he/him

PFP by
Semi Engima
Banner by @snowfable

#88.4WTFMArtchives
https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!

It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.

#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
"Guards! Sieze Him!" -> "Mods! Get His Ass!"
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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"I'm busy. Leave."

AAA, more Ayzzie art for us!! my broken blorbo bun is getting lots of love, with more to come!

We got to work with the lovely Fluffy_Dus for this piece, and they were incredibly sweet and absolutely nailed the request. support them on vgen!

🎨- vgen.co/Fluffy_Dus

#nahzart
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As you can see, we are both very small. You can imagine the stress we are under.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
*parries you and misses the riposte because I'm just as shocked as you are that I did that.*
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I know I don't have a far reach, but Checky is very sweet, and is literally the reason I've gotten this far. If you can't help her out financially, I get it, please share. If you can help financially, she also has some things on her Throne which will have some stuff because she will have nothing.
About today's stream-

TLDR;- I am no longer able to live where I am and I have to leave. I don't have a lot of time to prepare and I'm asking for help.
Please do not donate if its going to hurt you. Shares are perfectly fine!
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/checkynyanar...
#vtuber #envtuber #vsky
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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vgen face portrait for @azahnahza.bsky.social - thank you for the opportunity!
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was thinking about the new Metroid, and I think the best thing they can do is something similar with the opening to the Wolfenstein reboot.

You start with a squad of soldiers. At one point, they all go one way, and you go the other way simply because they admit BJ can just handle it better.
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Okay, let's try this again.

I'm saving funds for a move next year (hopefully) to get away from my very MAGA family.

For every $200 donated I will do a art raffle open for all my followers here on bsky.

ko-fi.com/0dayhx

#HelpSky #Kofi #ArtRaffle
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ok, but actually stop being nice. The world is balancing it out and I have a prescription that is refusing to be filled because of this.
People are being too nice.

Even @snowfable.bsky.social's tarot deck is being nice. Usually its nothing but bad signs and "Yeah, I know I'm going through it!!!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just remembered.

@whispervtuber.bsky.social Wanna be Fling'd?
Also, my community invented The Birdflinger tonight.

Its like a gunslinger, but with birds.

I love these idiots!
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Alright, I'm thinking of figuring out Game Dev. Please drop recommendations for software, reasons why I shouldn't, or just long strings of complaints and swearing below.

#indiegamedev
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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"UNLIMITED POWEEEEER!!"

So incredibly happy to have worked with Ymir again for a meme redraw for our last poll winner "OSHA violation"!! As always pls support them on vgen!

🎨- vgen.co/ymirdraws

#nahzart
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
People are being too nice.

Even @snowfable.bsky.social's tarot deck is being nice. Usually its nothing but bad signs and "Yeah, I know I'm going through it!!!"
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm having the weirdest reverse streamer luck with Aria of Sorrow. I'll try to grind a soul on stream, no luck b/c horribly low drop rate & a broken Luck stat

Then I'll get it first try off stream. Or 3 souls in a row...
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Also, my community invented The Birdflinger tonight.

Its like a gunslinger, but with birds.

I love these idiots!
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
STREAM IS OVER! We beat Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga! Absolutely amazing gameboy game! And then we got lost in Aria of Sorrow! Then I looked it up after stream and turns out the area I was in is dimensionally squidgey like the Blockbuster... I SHOULD HAVE KNOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Alright, lets go beat up Force-Femmed Hag-Bowser and go home! Oddly enough, I don't think this is the worst vacation the Mario Bros have ever had...

www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
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November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Well! Time to start streaming under vague Retro category for all the Eurpeans with questionable sleep schedules who watch my streams!

This isn't a joke. There's a concerning amount of you.
This is an automated system based on the category you pick on your stream title.

This is abusable by picking the "retro" category & playing older games as this bypasses the check entirely rendering the system inoperable.

GTA 3 as a category is mature
but playing it under "Retro" is fine
Twitch is officially releasing age verification in the UK.

Users will need to verify their age using an in-app facial scan; otherwise, they will lose access to watching mature content based on Content Classification Labels (CCLs).
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I wonder how fast a pack of 12 Breads can skeletalize a person.

I didn't time it last time, any volunteers?
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Breadbug
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I wonder how fast a pack of 12 Breads can skeletalize a person.

I didn't time it last time, any volunteers?
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Theoretically, there's a timeline where all the animated shows where the creators wanted to make a Cool Thing, but also had to make something to sell toys didn't have to do that and I'm so curious what that looks like...
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don't love the GabeCube because its a smart budget PC to play steam games like a console, I love it because its a perfect cube and I'm easily impressed!
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM