Stitch
@elcliente.bsky.social
El_cliente on the bird site. I post whatever nonsense enters my brain. Usually it’s a dumb gif accompanied with SAIL.
You ever had tacos that were amazing, but they charged way too much for and didn’t provide enough of them?
Anyway, that’s my dinner tonight and somehow a good parallel to my dating life.
Anyway, that’s my dinner tonight and somehow a good parallel to my dating life.
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM
You ever had tacos that were amazing, but they charged way too much for and didn’t provide enough of them?
Anyway, that’s my dinner tonight and somehow a good parallel to my dating life.
Anyway, that’s my dinner tonight and somehow a good parallel to my dating life.
You can pry BlueSky from my cold, dead, meme making, shit posting hands!
I try and avoid prescriptivism but in this case I have a humble request for everyone
It’s Bluesky, not BlueSky
It’s Bluesky, not BlueSky
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 PM
You can pry BlueSky from my cold, dead, meme making, shit posting hands!
I’ve basically given up on this app. It’s nothing but complaining about social issues without any action from the complainers. Show me the dog photos and dumb jokes to keep me around. Until then, ✌️
November 5, 2023 at 2:52 AM
I’ve basically given up on this app. It’s nothing but complaining about social issues without any action from the complainers. Show me the dog photos and dumb jokes to keep me around. Until then, ✌️
Hey @bsky.app we need a disable repost function soon. While I enjoy the things my friends put out in the world, some of them can’t help by repost every stupid thing that crosses their feed.
July 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Hey @bsky.app we need a disable repost function soon. While I enjoy the things my friends put out in the world, some of them can’t help by repost every stupid thing that crosses their feed.
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this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life
July 22, 2023 at 5:31 PM
this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life
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WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
July 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
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the twitter clones will continue until morale improves
July 6, 2023 at 1:35 AM
the twitter clones will continue until morale improves
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welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
July 2, 2023 at 2:44 AM
welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
I’ve been asked to give a presentation about online safety to a kids STEM program.
So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words!
So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words!
June 23, 2023 at 7:58 AM
I’ve been asked to give a presentation about online safety to a kids STEM program.
So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words!
So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words!
I’ve been asked to give a presentation about online safety to a kids STEM program. So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words 😬
June 23, 2023 at 7:57 AM
I’ve been asked to give a presentation about online safety to a kids STEM program. So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words 😬
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how are you going to name your magazine after one of the top oceans and then publish this
June 17, 2023 at 7:38 PM
how are you going to name your magazine after one of the top oceans and then publish this
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Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but It’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all
June 17, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but It’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all
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police officer: do you know why I pulled you over
me: (adjusting my apple goggles to see if the pedestrian lying on the hood of my self driving tesla is real or an illusion) give me a second
me: (adjusting my apple goggles to see if the pedestrian lying on the hood of my self driving tesla is real or an illusion) give me a second
June 5, 2023 at 7:38 PM
police officer: do you know why I pulled you over
me: (adjusting my apple goggles to see if the pedestrian lying on the hood of my self driving tesla is real or an illusion) give me a second
me: (adjusting my apple goggles to see if the pedestrian lying on the hood of my self driving tesla is real or an illusion) give me a second
I’ve been in Guam for about 5 days. In all seriousness Typhoon Mawar was one of the worst storms I’ve ever been through. Having lived in Florida, SC, and now Louisiana I’ve been through a dozen or more named storms. This was the worst.
May 25, 2023 at 9:00 AM
I’ve been in Guam for about 5 days. In all seriousness Typhoon Mawar was one of the worst storms I’ve ever been through. Having lived in Florida, SC, and now Louisiana I’ve been through a dozen or more named storms. This was the worst.
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“Fuck it, why not?” Has been my motto lately
May 14, 2023 at 7:32 AM
“Fuck it, why not?” Has been my motto lately
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May 7, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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look at my deer skull. someone shot her in the face with an arrow, but she lived long enough for the bone to grow back around it. i bought it off some kids that found it in the woods. when I get discouraged, I look at it and think "well she got shot in the face and kept going. I guess I can too."
May 6, 2023 at 11:41 PM
look at my deer skull. someone shot her in the face with an arrow, but she lived long enough for the bone to grow back around it. i bought it off some kids that found it in the woods. when I get discouraged, I look at it and think "well she got shot in the face and kept going. I guess I can too."
We have a new king and everyone’s excited over a horse race. Did I get transported to 1823?
May 6, 2023 at 11:31 PM
We have a new king and everyone’s excited over a horse race. Did I get transported to 1823?
I open this app for the first time today and the first thing I see is an (admittedly nice) ass photo. Ok then!
May 6, 2023 at 3:26 AM
I open this app for the first time today and the first thing I see is an (admittedly nice) ass photo. Ok then!