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Elaine Bennett 🏳️‍🌈
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Award-winning speechwriter, MFA student, dog mom, Mets fan. She/Her. 🏳️‍🌈🤦🏼‍♀️
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Yesterday while decorating the tree my daughter said “God rest ye Merry Gentle Ben” so that’s the song now in our house
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Something we should all aspire to on a daily basis.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Growing up, I couldn’t wait to get back to New England every summer and it’s hot, unfortunately named pudding with vanilla ice cream.
Once a popular dessert (or breakfast) across the country, Indian Pudding is rarely seen outside of New England today but it deserves a comeback. youtu.be/RMSV5PVOA7Y?...
The Forgotten American Dessert: Indian Pudding (1829 Recipe)
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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We all deserve the right to marry.
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Public service announcement
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I love that a trans person is running to fill Moulton’s Congressional seat. bethfordemocracy.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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On national coming out day and everyday, you are loved and embraced wherever you are in your journey. 🏳️‍🌈
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Here's a little cartoon for #WorldOctopusDay 🐙
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The rest of the legal experts were not asked.
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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“Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.”

- Leonard Cohen (who would have turned 91 yesterday).
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Who is that acrobat in the outfield? Amazing defense is not what killed Mets today. It was all the sloppy games this week…and thru the 2nd half of season.
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Or in more modern language: “try to leave out the boring parts.” (Elmore Leonard)
"Of all the needs a book has the chief need is that it be readable."

(Anthony Trollope, An Autobiography, 1775)
September 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Big fan of this Padres pitcher #LFGM
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This. This all day. Does anyone have a video of the full sermon?
This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“Sadometsochism” - the best description of the kind of personality you need to be a Mets fan. Oy.
Anyway, to all my friends who are into #Mets abuse (i.e sadometsochism) but against #DomesticViolence, you should come and raffle with us and raise money with @apodoftheirown.bsky.social on September 20th
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Maybe I’m too sensitive about 9/11 stuff. But posing the @phillies.com Phanatic in a firefighter’s gear - no, sir. That’s plain disrespectful. 9/11 is not about partisanship.
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
No lies detected
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Alexander #Hamilfilm. I am at Alexander #Hamilfilm. Thanks to all the things that blew up my schedule today so I could do this.
September 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Jonah Tong is freaking adorable. #LFGM
August 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One hour to play 2 innings? Not complaining: Mets on the right side of a 12-0 game
August 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM