Elaine Bennett 🏳️🌈
@elainewrites.bsky.social
Award-winning speechwriter, MFA student, dog mom, Mets fan. She/Her. 🏳️🌈🤦🏼♀️
One of his sons 😪
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
One of his sons 😪
But Lennon was killed by a stranger. Hartman and the Reiners were killed by family.
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
But Lennon was killed by a stranger. Hartman and the Reiners were killed by family.
Congrats on your new hire. He’s a very good boy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Congrats on your new hire. He’s a very good boy.
Meaningless and trite. Prose can be as fluid and fantastical as abstract art as well. And poetry can be straightforward.
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Meaningless and trite. Prose can be as fluid and fantastical as abstract art as well. And poetry can be straightforward.
Part mountain goat
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Part mountain goat
Of course. Missed that detail. Still, I’d love to see someone tell Mabel’s story more thoroughly
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Of course. Missed that detail. Still, I’d love to see someone tell Mabel’s story more thoroughly
I don’t know if this will help you, but sometimes I think about how Virginia Woolf left us because she assumed the N*zis would overrun England. And if she had just held on a little longer, she would have seen the end of WWII.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know if this will help you, but sometimes I think about how Virginia Woolf left us because she assumed the N*zis would overrun England. And if she had just held on a little longer, she would have seen the end of WWII.
Didn’t the season just start?
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Didn’t the season just start?
Mine squats like she’s peeing until I realize she’s just playing me for extra sniffing time.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mine squats like she’s peeing until I realize she’s just playing me for extra sniffing time.
With gold styrofoam accessories from Temu
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
With gold styrofoam accessories from Temu
The New Yorker has someone else writing baseball now. But there will never be another Roger Angell. 💙🧡
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The New Yorker has someone else writing baseball now. But there will never be another Roger Angell. 💙🧡
Condolences from a Mets fan
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Condolences from a Mets fan
I had a small one myself. He was the sweetest.
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I had a small one myself. He was the sweetest.
He has already announced that neither team will get an invite
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He has already announced that neither team will get an invite
Part Maine coon cat?
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Part Maine coon cat?
Yes that’s definitely the look of ❤️
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yes that’s definitely the look of ❤️
Not his middle name. It’s the family’s full name, since Eliz II.
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not his middle name. It’s the family’s full name, since Eliz II.
You don’t have to send a dog to college
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You don’t have to send a dog to college
Too bad we don’t have a government or judiciary to stop him
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Too bad we don’t have a government or judiciary to stop him