El Corndog
@el-corndog.bsky.social
I love the smell of Noddy Holder's shoulders.
Liverpool, PS5, Whisky, and regrets.
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Liverpool, PS5, Whisky, and regrets.
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 ☮️
I'm still aggrieved i had to work all through covid. I'm owed some furlough, damn it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm still aggrieved i had to work all through covid. I'm owed some furlough, damn it.
I do enjoy a bit of Columbo on a Sunday afternoon.
This is how i know I'm now middle aged.
This is how i know I'm now middle aged.
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I do enjoy a bit of Columbo on a Sunday afternoon.
This is how i know I'm now middle aged.
This is how i know I'm now middle aged.
Reposted by El Corndog
The Trump administration spending ledger:
✅ $40 billion for Argentina
✅ $230 million for Trump's grievances against the Department of Justice
✅ $300 million for a golden ballroom
❌ $0 to save 42 million Americans from hunger
❌ $0 to stop your health care costs from going up 30%
✅ $40 billion for Argentina
✅ $230 million for Trump's grievances against the Department of Justice
✅ $300 million for a golden ballroom
❌ $0 to save 42 million Americans from hunger
❌ $0 to stop your health care costs from going up 30%
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Trump administration spending ledger:
✅ $40 billion for Argentina
✅ $230 million for Trump's grievances against the Department of Justice
✅ $300 million for a golden ballroom
❌ $0 to save 42 million Americans from hunger
❌ $0 to stop your health care costs from going up 30%
✅ $40 billion for Argentina
✅ $230 million for Trump's grievances against the Department of Justice
✅ $300 million for a golden ballroom
❌ $0 to save 42 million Americans from hunger
❌ $0 to stop your health care costs from going up 30%
Isn't it crazy how the media seems to have forgotten Ukraine is still being invaded by Russia? Like, it's not stopped.
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Isn't it crazy how the media seems to have forgotten Ukraine is still being invaded by Russia? Like, it's not stopped.
Being a man, I am immune to herpes, but susceptible to himpes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Being a man, I am immune to herpes, but susceptible to himpes.
I'm always worried when a guy sees me naked for the first time, in case they run out of the park screaming.
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm always worried when a guy sees me naked for the first time, in case they run out of the park screaming.
I'm worth £180k dead, it seems. Who wants a last minute marriage to cash in?
September 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm worth £180k dead, it seems. Who wants a last minute marriage to cash in?
Spent the morning crying. And the afternoon trying to recover from the crying.
What a time to be alive
What a time to be alive
September 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Spent the morning crying. And the afternoon trying to recover from the crying.
What a time to be alive
What a time to be alive
If you get divorced, you should pay back all the wedding gift money to the buyers.
August 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you get divorced, you should pay back all the wedding gift money to the buyers.
I'm pregnant. The baby is kicking me. Oh no, it's going to be a policeman.
August 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm pregnant. The baby is kicking me. Oh no, it's going to be a policeman.
I'm now saying "thank you" every time AI helps me.
Just in case....
Just in case....
August 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm now saying "thank you" every time AI helps me.
Just in case....
Just in case....
Reposted by El Corndog
They're talking about Hiroshima on the news, showing images of the destruction, saying how it should never happen again and it looks almost identical to the current images of Gaza.
August 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
They're talking about Hiroshima on the news, showing images of the destruction, saying how it should never happen again and it looks almost identical to the current images of Gaza.
Absolutely true. Except it's only a tragedy if you leave behind someone who loves you. If you leave behind nobody, it's not a tragedy. It's a release.
August 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely true. Except it's only a tragedy if you leave behind someone who loves you. If you leave behind nobody, it's not a tragedy. It's a release.
What a joke this whole #masterchef thing is.
If these were actually sackable offences, there would be 99.9% unemployment in the world. Pathetic
If these were actually sackable offences, there would be 99.9% unemployment in the world. Pathetic
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What a joke this whole #masterchef thing is.
If these were actually sackable offences, there would be 99.9% unemployment in the world. Pathetic
If these were actually sackable offences, there would be 99.9% unemployment in the world. Pathetic
The last time i texted a dick pic, i got a message back saying "unsubscribe".
July 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The last time i texted a dick pic, i got a message back saying "unsubscribe".
I argue the fact that people do not have a fear of heights, but a fear of gravity.
July 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I argue the fact that people do not have a fear of heights, but a fear of gravity.
You can't trust people who don't epitomise their job.
Like, if a fireman is on fire, don't trust him. Walk away.
Like, if a fireman is on fire, don't trust him. Walk away.
July 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You can't trust people who don't epitomise their job.
Like, if a fireman is on fire, don't trust him. Walk away.
Like, if a fireman is on fire, don't trust him. Walk away.
Reposted by El Corndog
The data breach occurred under Boris Johnson. The superinjunction was put in place under Rishi Sunak, who then kept it in place via the Court of Appeal in 2024. Labour ordered a review then lifted the injunction.
Conclusion: it's all Labour’s fault.
Conclusion: it's all Labour’s fault.
July 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The data breach occurred under Boris Johnson. The superinjunction was put in place under Rishi Sunak, who then kept it in place via the Court of Appeal in 2024. Labour ordered a review then lifted the injunction.
Conclusion: it's all Labour’s fault.
Conclusion: it's all Labour’s fault.
People who can eat an entire bag of crisps just one crisp at a time show a level of restraint i have never known in my own life.
July 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People who can eat an entire bag of crisps just one crisp at a time show a level of restraint i have never known in my own life.
NOBODY holds burgers the way they do in commercials.
June 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NOBODY holds burgers the way they do in commercials.
I'm at the age now where i buy something like a rucksack or walking boots, and think "these will last the rest of my life".
That's depressing.
That's depressing.
June 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm at the age now where i buy something like a rucksack or walking boots, and think "these will last the rest of my life".
That's depressing.
That's depressing.
So atomic bombs are fine, so long as brown people don't have them, right?
June 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So atomic bombs are fine, so long as brown people don't have them, right?
Pretty sure i get 7 years good luck now?
June 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Pretty sure i get 7 years good luck now?
Funny how it's a "war" now, and not an "invasion" anymore.
Last i heard, Ukraine were not proactive in this, so it remains an invasion.
Last i heard, Ukraine were not proactive in this, so it remains an invasion.
May 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Funny how it's a "war" now, and not an "invasion" anymore.
Last i heard, Ukraine were not proactive in this, so it remains an invasion.
Last i heard, Ukraine were not proactive in this, so it remains an invasion.