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Elizabeth Singer
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writer, mostly romance. a real witch. probably outside or watching hockey or learning to play the bagpipes. I make lefse to relax. Minnesota 💙 eksinger.com 🏳️‍🌈
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💜 Love reconnecting with so many of you (I've missed this!) and meeting so many more. And for those who don't know me, I'm Elizabeth, I'm a romance reader + author (news on that forthcoming!) & I adore so many things: hockey, outdoors, social justice, books, food ... & anything Minnesota
Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other.

I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Honest question: why don’t airports have salons, especially for nails, blowouts/updos/styles, and massages? Feels like a perfect opportunity to take advantage of a captive audience wanting to look/feel their best.
January 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Give me an AI app that scans my fridge and tells the teens what’s there to eat
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I love the hum of a snowblower in the morning ❄️
December 19, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Traveling ✈️? Middle seat gets both armrests. I repeat: MIDDLE SEAT GETS BOTH ARMRESTS. This is absolutely non-negotiable. And if you’re trying to take over the armrest from a middle seater, you’re an asshole.
December 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Saw this in the bathroom - uteruses looking out for other uteruses 💯 If I had a pen I would have added “contact Planned Parenthood @ppfa.bsky.social for real help”
December 7, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Furnaces should not be allowed to break 3 weeks before Christmas 😩
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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i've been exclusively reading 2024 romance debuts for the past 2 weeks, and let me tell you, it's illuminating.
November 30, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Shout out to all you chefs already hours deep in Thanksgiving prep. I hope everyone does truly help clean up & your naptime is lovely 🦃💪🏻 #Thanksgiving
a woman is holding a dead chicken with the words just shake until the nuggets come out below her
Alt: a woman, famed chef Julia Child, is holding a raw turkey with the words “just shake until the nuggets come out” below her
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November 28, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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I want you to be both gentle and tough with yourself. I want you to notice what you need and then take care of it. I want you to love yourself and challenge yourself. And I want you to make your goddamn art. 1000wordsofsummer.substack.com/p/i-want-you...
I Want You To Be Both Gentle and Tough With Yourself
A pep talk for the holiday weekend
1000wordsofsummer.substack.com
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Sharing my annual Thanksgiving reminders:
▪️There's no reason to comment on someone's body, weight loss, or weight gain
▪️There's no reason to comment on how much or how little food someone eats, or what foods they choose to eat or not eat
▪️Food and exercise don't carry moral value
November 27, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Hot tub outside: ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Hot tub outside in winter: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Hot tub outside in winter in a snowstorm: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Underrated by-product of moving to a different part of the US: the Thanksgiving table is a surprise party. Like WTF is broccoli pie?! Frog eye salad?! Seafood dressing?! Are you guys even celebrating the same holiday as me?!
a man in a black shirt stands in front of a turkey mascot
Alt: a man in a black shirt stands in front of a person with a raw turkey on their head. He's surprised and scared, shrieking and running away.
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November 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Popcorn is a Top 10 soup accompaniment - I think it might even be my fave. Crunchy, fun to chase around the bowl, more fiber. No more crackers.
a man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode .
Alt: a man with glasses and a red jacket says" i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode." It's George Constanza, played by Jason Alexander, from famous 1996 episode of Seinfeld called the "The Soup Nazi." It's a gif often used to show the shift to winter, i.e. "soup mode."
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November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
What are we reading #romancelandia?

ears: Somewhere Beyond the Sea by TJ Klune

eyes: Mortal Follies by Alexis Hall
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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what are we reading #romancelandia?

ears: Midnight by Ms Beverly Jenkins

eyes: In on the Action by Elle Diaz
November 18, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The first rule of Christmas lights is: Don’t be stingy with the Christmas lights
a house with a sleigh pulled by reindeer in front of it at night
Alt: a house gets suddenly lit up by a ton of Christmas lights at night. It’s a scene from National Lampoons Christmas and the main character, Clark Griswold, ends up shorting out the entire neighborhood, with his ridiculous Christmas lights display
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November 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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How could it be so?
It came without algorithms! It came without tags!
It came without bluechecks, botses, or brags!
Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
November 15, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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I basically told my therapist pretty much what I have said on here: I choose spite. I choose to be gentle because they want me cruel. I choose to embrace community because they want me isolated. I choose to fight because they want me to give up.

I choose joy because they want me scared.

Fuck them.
Guys are you all as excited as I am to hear that I TOTALLY GOT AN A+ IN THERAPY TODAY???

I mean my therapist may have laughed a little when I granted it to myself, but she agreed, so it's real.
November 13, 2024 at 8:00 PM