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E.J. Westlake
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I would rather be watching baseball.
I was so obsessed with getting a photo of this hackberry emperor, that I let the oatmeal boil over everywhere. 😆
June 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Seems I'm not the only one with this question.
June 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I was this many years old when I found out that the actor who plays the Wizard is the same one who plays the doorman. (Claudia: Wait, you didn't know that?)
June 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes, I did just use "rabbit hole" as a verb.
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Exhausted dog.
April 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Learning languages on Duolingo has rendered my predictive text useless. 😆
April 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Training for Isle Royale.
Check out this Flyover of my hike on Strava: strava.app.link/Dnc7Q7oDJSb
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April 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So close to getting to see some baseball. 😞
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey, folks - not posted yet, but we will be hiring a post-MFA in playwriting for the next 1-2 years. - teaching playwriting, leading workshops, and helping with things like our outreach program. More info coming, but if you could help spread the word, that would be great!
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hoping I won't leave again.
March 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Has anyone thought about a rideshare take on Jarry's play? Uber Roi! 😆
March 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Pronatalist Sex Ed Class Requires Students To Care For 14 Sacks Of Flour
theonion.com/pronata...
March 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands
March 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
March 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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They want to keep it quiet, so you know what to do.
Trump: Gutting National Parks—And Hiding the Evidence

National parks hit 331M visits, but Trump officials don’t want you to know. A leaked memo bans the Park Service from promoting the numbers—while firing rangers, closing visitor centers, and cutting safety.

This won’t go well—we love our parks.
March 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This ladybug was thirsty, so I put a little water on the ledge for her. She rubbed her front legs together and walked right over to it.
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I set up barriers to keep the Roomba in one part of the house, and I can hear it moving them downstairs. Should I be worried?
February 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
At that weird part in the Doctor Who opus where it's animated?
February 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me, explaining stuff.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Some of my staff actually hugged me when they heard I had reupped for another term. Happy Valentine's Day! 🥰
February 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Timed research says it's time to add pokemon friends again. 361423197717
February 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh, yay, we've formed a working group to look into it. We're saved!
February 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Essay #2, written! (mostly)
February 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM