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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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home alone is actually a wild story plot. so many adults unbothered by a little ⚪️ kid being out by himself.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The red pill kings of masculinity been mercilessly getting their asses handed to them in the ring 😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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A Black southern choir would get Jesus Himself on His feet
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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65% of online posts are rage bait
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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genuine question. what is even the point of doing tariffs if you announce you will reward countries if they do nothing? this is like a cop holding a gun to their head and telling them to not move otherwise they will shoot
April 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
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April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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because you asked nicely, here’s my latest work in progress song, “context clues”
April 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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MSNBC firing Joy Reid before Mika and Joe tells you all you need to know.
February 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM