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Elizabeth AKA EisReading. Educator of adults. Editor of words. Enthusiast of 💕 and 🛸. Everything my own opinion. she/her • 5G DCian • 🪬 • AuDHD
Well, it only took 7 and 1/2 years and some very clumsy climbing, but Smoosh just killed a bug all by himself
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Well, it only took 7 and 1/2 years and some very clumsy climbing, but Smoosh just killed a bug all by himself
Tell Congress to stand down federal forces and respect DC. You have their ear. We don't. We need you to be our voice. #freedc #dcstatehood #handsoffdc share.google/CCvgiTIR4jCH...
Tell Congress to stand down federal forces and respect DC — Free DC
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September 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tell Congress to stand down federal forces and respect DC. You have their ear. We don't. We need you to be our voice. #freedc #dcstatehood #handsoffdc share.google/CCvgiTIR4jCH...
More candy corn for me!
Yall get palpably angry about candy corn every year. Is someone making you eat it?
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
More candy corn for me!
There was a shooting in SE about 45 minutes ago, and we all got off the bus to walk to Anacostia Station (past the crime scene), and let me tell you, I didn't see one officer or agent or anyone who wasn't MPD, and that's just one way you know this is all just an excuse to take over the city
August 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There was a shooting in SE about 45 minutes ago, and we all got off the bus to walk to Anacostia Station (past the crime scene), and let me tell you, I didn't see one officer or agent or anyone who wasn't MPD, and that's just one way you know this is all just an excuse to take over the city
To escape the horrors I'm rewatching the Original Series, and I'm on Naked Time, which is the episode where everyone gets *space madness*, and Chapel just told Spock she's in love with him. Post SNW, I'm seeing it through a whole new lens, and I'm actually choked up. There are real tears in my eyes.
a man standing in a doorway with the words i 'm in control of my emotions above him
Alt: a man (spock) standing in a doorway with the words i 'm in control of my emotions above him
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
To escape the horrors I'm rewatching the Original Series, and I'm on Naked Time, which is the episode where everyone gets *space madness*, and Chapel just told Spock she's in love with him. Post SNW, I'm seeing it through a whole new lens, and I'm actually choked up. There are real tears in my eyes.
Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals.
August 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals.
Since I was a kid, I really really really wanted to believe in the Star Trek version of the future, but I think I always knew it was going to be Star Wars.
August 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Since I was a kid, I really really really wanted to believe in the Star Trek version of the future, but I think I always knew it was going to be Star Wars.
Lesson of the day: Just because the only yogurt and granola dish on the menu didn't have blueberries the last time you ordered it doesn't mean you won't get your to-go order home today and find it smothered in blueberries.
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lesson of the day: Just because the only yogurt and granola dish on the menu didn't have blueberries the last time you ordered it doesn't mean you won't get your to-go order home today and find it smothered in blueberries.
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when the military takeover is in the capital it’s not a test run, it’s a hard launch. stay safe if you’re in the streets, people are waiting to see you again 💜
August 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
when the military takeover is in the capital it’s not a test run, it’s a hard launch. stay safe if you’re in the streets, people are waiting to see you again 💜
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The party of small government is currently advocating for federal troops and members of the military to patrol the streets and detain citizens.
And the GOP fluffers on social media are just… fine with that?
And the GOP fluffers on social media are just… fine with that?
August 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The party of small government is currently advocating for federal troops and members of the military to patrol the streets and detain citizens.
And the GOP fluffers on social media are just… fine with that?
And the GOP fluffers on social media are just… fine with that?
Feral forest witch all day and all night
August 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Feral forest witch all day and all night
I'm not sure how this worked out, but all my night pills are blue and white and all my morning pills are pink and white, and that just makes sense
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm not sure how this worked out, but all my night pills are blue and white and all my morning pills are pink and white, and that just makes sense
IT'S AUGUST. It's bad enough they already have the Halloween candy out, but this?
August 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
IT'S AUGUST. It's bad enough they already have the Halloween candy out, but this?
I am so in love with this whole afro-steampunk aesthetic of Eyes of Wakanda
August 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am so in love with this whole afro-steampunk aesthetic of Eyes of Wakanda
I have begun ending phone calls with my sister by saying, "the end, goodbye" when I'm done with the conversation
August 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have begun ending phone calls with my sister by saying, "the end, goodbye" when I'm done with the conversation
I grew up on these streets.
July 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I grew up on these streets.
Spy.
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Spy.
Age verification?
We didn't have to use area codes to dial local numbers until I was in high school.
We didn't have to use area codes to dial local numbers until I was in high school.
Age Verification?
I remember when Windows 3.1 was the new hotness.
I remember when Windows 3.1 was the new hotness.
Age verification?
I get nostalgia hearing "You've got mail."
I get nostalgia hearing "You've got mail."
July 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Age verification?
We didn't have to use area codes to dial local numbers until I was in high school.
We didn't have to use area codes to dial local numbers until I was in high school.
Are they trying to clickbait PRIDE AND PREJUDICE??
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
July 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Are they trying to clickbait PRIDE AND PREJUDICE??
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
If we controlled the weather, it would never be this humid.
July 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If we controlled the weather, it would never be this humid.
Booyah
She's The Iguana. Watch
Going on record that I find Alex on Poker Face highly sus. I think she's the anti-Charlie and can make lies seem true and stalked Charlie and that her alleged cinnamon allergy will be part of the reveal.
July 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Booyah
She's The Iguana. Watch
Going on record that I find Alex on Poker Face highly sus. I think she's the anti-Charlie and can make lies seem true and stalked Charlie and that her alleged cinnamon allergy will be part of the reveal.
July 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
She's The Iguana. Watch