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Elizabeth AKA EisReading. Educator of adults. Editor of words. Enthusiast of 💕 and 🛸. Everything my own opinion. she/her • 5G DCian • 🪬 • AuDHD
Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals.
August 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals.
IT'S AUGUST. It's bad enough they already have the Halloween candy out, but this?
August 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
IT'S AUGUST. It's bad enough they already have the Halloween candy out, but this?
I grew up on these streets.
July 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I grew up on these streets.
Are they trying to clickbait PRIDE AND PREJUDICE??
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
July 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Are they trying to clickbait PRIDE AND PREJUDICE??
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.
Why are Murderbot episodes so short?? I wish they were like 90 minutes long. I need more Murderbot!
June 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why are Murderbot episodes so short?? I wish they were like 90 minutes long. I need more Murderbot!
Check out these new high school graduates. I'm kvelling. WE DO HARD THINGS!
June 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Check out these new high school graduates. I'm kvelling. WE DO HARD THINGS!
Oh, woe is Smoosh, for someone has placed a great obstacle in his way, and there is literally nowhere else on the entire earth for him to sit. Won't someone come save him?
June 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, woe is Smoosh, for someone has placed a great obstacle in his way, and there is literally nowhere else on the entire earth for him to sit. Won't someone come save him?
1/2: I just saw this feather on the ground, and I thought "| cannot believe that we used to not only pick up these feathers from the ground and take them home but pick up actual dead birds and have funerals for them."
May 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
1/2: I just saw this feather on the ground, and I thought "| cannot believe that we used to not only pick up these feathers from the ground and take them home but pick up actual dead birds and have funerals for them."
I pressed the Diet Coke button, and this is what came out. Frankly, I'm offended. Coke Zero and Diet Coke are not the same!
May 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I pressed the Diet Coke button, and this is what came out. Frankly, I'm offended. Coke Zero and Diet Coke are not the same!
I've been teaching my coworkers a Yiddish word a week, and we've decided to make a nice big list
May 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've been teaching my coworkers a Yiddish word a week, and we've decided to make a nice big list
I forgot I put this on my calendar 😂
May 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I forgot I put this on my calendar 😂
So these are the words my keyboard suggests after I write the word "stupid."
May 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So these are the words my keyboard suggests after I write the word "stupid."
This little guy giving me a rare cuddle
April 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This little guy giving me a rare cuddle
Smoosh, I know that you can break most city speed limits, but I'm going to need more than three seconds to get your treats from the kitchen cabinet to your treat box
March 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Smoosh, I know that you can break most city speed limits, but I'm going to need more than three seconds to get your treats from the kitchen cabinet to your treat box
Ain't no political baddie like a political baddie played by Shohreh Aghdashloo
March 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ain't no political baddie like a political baddie played by Shohreh Aghdashloo
This has been a very difficult morning for Smoosh due to the fact that my sister's love language is taking out my recycling
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This has been a very difficult morning for Smoosh due to the fact that my sister's love language is taking out my recycling
Yellow flowers are popping!
March 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yellow flowers are popping!
When sisters share a best friend:
![Screenshot of group chat
You:
I figured you figured I would tell Green.
Pink:
Totally
I have no secrets from you two ❤️
Green:
The only way I don't tell Green someone is if someone specifically says "DON'T TELL Green"
Green:
I am good at faking like I heard nothing.
Until I hear straight from the source. [laughing emoji]
You:
Except for she literally just texted you and told you: Elizabeth just told me everything
Pink:
[laughing emojis]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ftcd5sz3fkkeww4tqazyvmvw/bafkreicuci6jiqdkmxgqmcpdh2y2xfb76nlul5xcyr2l7llfmqgpsmg75e@jpeg)
March 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When sisters share a best friend:
I'm obsessed with this yellow flower/yellow pipe situation outside my building
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm obsessed with this yellow flower/yellow pipe situation outside my building
Happy Birthday, Dad. To quote my sister, he was "our family’s warrior for art education, library access, and equality under the law" Miss you forever, Daddy.
March 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy Birthday, Dad. To quote my sister, he was "our family’s warrior for art education, library access, and equality under the law" Miss you forever, Daddy.
These were part of Lay's annual Do Us a Flavor limited release flavors. They release them three all at once each year, and then they open voting up to the public for the one that's going to remain a regular flavor. My friends and I used to do an annual taste test. This was our 2018 winner.
March 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
These were part of Lay's annual Do Us a Flavor limited release flavors. They release them three all at once each year, and then they open voting up to the public for the one that's going to remain a regular flavor. My friends and I used to do an annual taste test. This was our 2018 winner.