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Jawsh the Eisbaer
@eisbaer.bsky.social
Project manager, writer, gamer, GM, tech head, and water aficionado.

I don't feed trolls.

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A holiday started by illegal immigrants. Yeah, eat up while you can.
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Maybe stop arresting people AT THEIR IMMIGRATION HEARINGS so they can be legal citizens. You're an embarrassment and you need to be disbanded.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lies and fabrications! You have no records because you don't follow procedure. You raid, you kidnap, you terrorize and threaten. Your Gestapo is masked and their names hidden, people are unable to contact their family or lawyers. You are a criminal organization who will get yours in due time.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Should remind the world that being an illegal alien is a misdemeanor. You are raiding and harassing people for what is the legal equivalency of jaywalking.

Out of your "hundreds", you've caught, at best, 60 actual criminals. You continue to be an international embarrassment.

Be better.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There's a stipulation that allows them to still redact parts of it... so are they actually releasing anything useful? We'll have to see.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Your entire campaign disgusts me. The nation is NOT calling for ICE. They're calling for ICE to pack up, go home, and leave our people be. You're terrorists, you're fascists, your racist hatred is nauseating. Just GTFO.

You are a continued embarrassment to not only the country, but the world.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That's some rough stuff to go through, Joe. I hope you're able to get assistance. I'm a bit strapped at the moment, but if you're still running a campaign after the new year, I'll chip in.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So, how do we get the gustapo that's endangering civilians and arresting citizens and people who have committed no crimes to go away? That's worth fighting for. Keeping this place a cultural melting pot where everyone is welcome, not this fascist state you seem so keen on creating.

Shameful.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You go ahead and fight them, I'll come from behind with the chair.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They're getting a little crazy with the "Rude" labelling and censoring. Don't know what you might have done, but I pissed off DHS or one of its fanboys and got my account suspended as well for harsh language. It's really, really hard to keep the occasional f-bomb out of discourse with those people.
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
First of all: video, or it didn't happen. Even then, look for the Sora AI mark. Secondly: aggression begets aggression. Ask why are the people being so violent? Probably a measured response as opposed to your constant and escalating violent actions.

Stop embarrassing our country.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is very carefully worded. All this means is every single person you caught, or detained at the border, wasn't allowed in. This can include legal immigrants, asylum seekers, and other desperates. Basic, USBP has been xenophobic and hostile to everyone at the border that they had contact with.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just sick. You continue to act and look like racist thugs. You'll never receive the $1k. Plus, how is that enough to completely uproot your life and move to another country? Proper procedure, actual investigation, real warrants - go after criminals, leave people alone.

Propaganda fails horribly.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
And that choice is to fight this oppressive regime at every opportunity. You also have a choice: a choice not to follow illegal orders, not to be a bully and harass innocent people, not to constantly violate people's Constitutional rights. And yes, you choose wrong, over and over and over again.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nothing you post can be believed. This administration already proves that by straight-up lying and using AI for whatever propaganda they wish to do.

Secondly, there are COUNTLESS examples of your department in particular abusing, terrorizing, and abducting innocent people.

Pure DIsappointment.
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Muppet version of anything is always the superior version. Just a proven track record at this point.
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Adorable!
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What are you even doing anymore? This propaganda is just... what even is this? A pretense for how many kids you're going to stomp on Halloween night? How all of this is a WITCH HUNT? Oh, maybe that's it. Your advertising guy is all in on the subliminal messaging.

Doubt it. You're a disappointment.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I use Too Good to Go every once in a while. My city only has a handful of places that use it, unfortunately (mostly donuts). However, east coast or large cities will have lots of options. Highly recommend.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Art is the apt descriptor. Still love your stuff!
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM