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Jawsh the Eisbaer
@eisbaer.bsky.social
Project manager, writer, gamer, GM, tech head, and water aficionado.

I don't feed trolls.

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This should be painfully obvious - if the government is shut down, then reps and senators don't get paid. Please go sign:
c.org/gPRdfXRR7S
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Because BlueSky is being utterly ridiculous, this will be flagged as "rude", but it's NOT! It's about a wonderful publicist putting out a fun anthology of light-hearted demon summoning naughtiness and you should chip in on Kickstarter! Support independent artists and writers! DO IT! :D
It's the final week for our Summoner Kickstarter! Summoner v1.0 and Summoner v2.0 are paranormal romance anthologies about a demon summoning app and the sexy chaos that follows. www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My account was taken down by BlueSky admin today. Seems the DHS or one of their fanboys cried over the vulgarity in my responses to their proaganda. As such, I'll refrain from using vulgarity. I will not, however, stop calling them out on their violence, coersion, or misleading information.
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My wife's press is putting out some fun books. You should check it out. You should DEFINITELY back it, because supporting the arts is what's needed right now.
Just a reminder that we have a really fun Kickstarter going on right now for our Summoner anthologies. One written by myself and @cherryflavoredclea.bsky.social, the other by a group of our writer friends. They're fun, light-hearted, and sexy! Help spread the spooky season with some demon goodies!
Summoner: Two Anthologies of Paranormal Romance
Summoner and Summoner v2.0 are paranormal romance anthologies about a demonic phone app and the sexy chaos that follows.
www.kickstarter.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now, correct me if my train of thought is off course here... but if you call us terrorists regardless of what we do, just because of who we are, and you're aiming for the death penalty for said terrorism, then you gives us zero incentive NOT to fight back as if our lives depend on it.
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Go ahead and fill this out and send it back to me.
September 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I really, really hope Secretary Bunch has some fought on her. The is just another drop in the overflowing "reprehensible behavior" bucket.
The Trump administration announced that it will launch a comprehensive review of both current and upcoming Smithsonian Institution exhibitions, examining display text, online materials, and social media posts “to evaluate tone, historical context, and adherence to American ideals.”
August 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oh thank goodness! I still have no idea how to take care of this sick pizza!
After years of behind the scenes effort we have LICENSED Baman Piderman lmao. It'll be coming home to our channel in august. This is literally the best I could do and took me about 7 years!! I HOPE THIS WILL MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE!!
August 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
To paraphrase ERB, if your name ends with (R), get the fuck out.
June 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Musk would have to be self-aware to realize *he's* a fuckin' NPC. He's not a main character, he's not a hero, he's a poorly written villain. He's a background sub-boss that exists soley to annoy and frustrate the protagonist. He's the hindrance that steals the quarters.
May 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Eurovision 2025 is over and here's my highlights:
Shkodra Elektronike is incredible and their song is heartwrenching.
Tommy Cash did amazingly and I love that he got into 2nd place (don't correct me.)
Tautumeitas are fae in disguise and enchanted everyone.
Miriana brought the sass.
May 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Gotta admit, for first class, this legroom sucks.
May 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I noticed a trend that the guys who claim everyone else is just an NPC sure ain't putting out any MC vibes. Are you standing up for the weak? Protecting the defenseless? Saving the world?

Or are you being a self-centered prick, making others miserable like a goddamn villain?
May 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's the year 2025. We're on the cusp on quantum computing, clean energy, and expanding human consciousness... yet we can't get Tupperware that won't stain from tomato sauce!
April 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Alpha male? Beta male? Listen, kid, I'm a full release male with several support patches installed.
March 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Billionaires shouldn't exist. Period. They're modern day dragons; sitting on their horde of treasure, terrorizing the country. They're not benevolent, they're not useful, they don't contribute. There's only one thing you can do with evil dragons: slay them.
March 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Coca Cola continues to be the superior beverage in the Cola Wars.

Suck it, Bepsi!
February 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Only 22.6% of the population voted for Trump. Remember that the next time someone tells you they have a mandate or whatever he's doing is what the people want. No, barely 1/5 of the population wanted the mango Mussolini.
February 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Georgia, you're embarassing us. WTF is up with your rep "Buddy?" Get Greenland and name it "Red, White, and Blueland?" This is cartoonish villain shit. This is off-charts levels of dumbfuckery. What's his next bill? Carve Trump's name into an iceberg?
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Started the Monster Hunter Wilds beta and it's kinda like riding a bike. Haven't played MH in a while, and the controls seem many, but then you just start getting back into the flow with the new mechanices. Pretty fun so far.
February 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hope springs eternal.
Careless hope springs traps.
February 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Con us once, shame on you.
Con us twice, shame on U.S.
January 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I want people to randomly punch Elon Musk. Out of nowhere. I want Elon to be afraid to be seen in public because someone may punch him. Why?

Because you never stop punching Nazis.
January 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
In case any Trump voters were curious, no, none of his Day 1 Executive Orders had anything to do with grocery prices.
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Well, Trump didn't have his hand on the bible during the swearing in for the Oath of Office, which makes me think he's not legit yet.

Also, Musk just proved he's a nazi by saluting during the inguration, so here we are.
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM