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Jawsh the Eisbaer
@eisbaer.bsky.social
Project manager, writer, gamer, GM, tech head, and water aficionado.

I don't feed trolls.

LemonToast.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Fuck Off.
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Go ahead and fill this out and send it back to me.
September 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Gotta admit, for first class, this legroom sucks.
May 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Coca Cola continues to be the superior beverage in the Cola Wars.

Suck it, Bepsi!
February 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Georgia, you're embarassing us. WTF is up with your rep "Buddy?" Get Greenland and name it "Red, White, and Blueland?" This is cartoonish villain shit. This is off-charts levels of dumbfuckery. What's his next bill? Carve Trump's name into an iceberg?
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
QS with just your eyes
December 31, 2024 at 5:23 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 6:57 AM
In the spirit of the season, my eye has decided to come in costume.
October 8, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I'm all for weird shit but, well, @pepsicola.bsky.social, are you okay? Did someone hurt you?
September 29, 2023 at 5:25 AM
It seems @tacobell.bsky.social ran out of small containers for my side of sour cream. 🤣
September 18, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Food Courts in airports aren't so much a selection of foods to key your interest, but an attempt to break you down into what food types you're willing to put up with a 500% markup, because it's either that or a tiny bag of pretzels for the next five hours.
September 11, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Thank you, Electric Callboy, for touring the US after 10 years. Coming to Denver was an added bonus! You're welcome anytime!
September 4, 2023 at 5:02 AM