Eileen
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She/Her. Ignoring all previous instructions and reading a book
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If I had an ex whose other choices of partner were Keith Olbermann, Mark Sanford, and RFK Jr., I would not advertise that fact.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If I had an ex whose other choices of partner were Keith Olbermann, Mark Sanford, and RFK Jr., I would not advertise that fact.
I’m a big supporter of performative reading. Almost always indistinguishable from actual reading. A gateway activity, as it were
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m a big supporter of performative reading. Almost always indistinguishable from actual reading. A gateway activity, as it were
Happy for these guys. Go build your city, spiders. Leave humanity behind.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Happy for these guys. Go build your city, spiders. Leave humanity behind.
When I was a kid there was an offshoot of the Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park dedicated to biblical tableaux. Same vibes
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When I was a kid there was an offshoot of the Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park dedicated to biblical tableaux. Same vibes
If you ever wondered what it would be like to shit in a mausoleum…
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you ever wondered what it would be like to shit in a mausoleum…
A sMaLL tReAt 🤪🤑
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A sMaLL tReAt 🤪🤑
I know for a fact that I’m not going to see anyone stealing food, whether or not it happens in my eyeline
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I know for a fact that I’m not going to see anyone stealing food, whether or not it happens in my eyeline
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
With all this deeply creepy AI boyfriend/girlfriend/family discourse, it was kind of Nick Offerman to roll in with the best possible advice.
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
With all this deeply creepy AI boyfriend/girlfriend/family discourse, it was kind of Nick Offerman to roll in with the best possible advice.
I find myself reminded of Gravity’s Rainbow too often this year 🚀
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I find myself reminded of Gravity’s Rainbow too often this year 🚀
This is very good reading, though “corporate and natural persons” always makes me retch a little
OMG - the judge in Florida just sua sponte struck the complaint in the Trump v NYT case for -wait for it - violating Rule 8.
Lawyers, tell the folks at home how hard it is to get the complaint struck outright for something like that in fed eral court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Lawyers, tell the folks at home how hard it is to get the complaint struck outright for something like that in fed eral court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is very good reading, though “corporate and natural persons” always makes me retch a little
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a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
January 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
Easy choice: D. Though I’m curious to meet the person who would choose A
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
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September 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Easy choice: D. Though I’m curious to meet the person who would choose A
Stumptown deserved a longer run
September 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Stumptown deserved a longer run
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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gavin newsom looks like he needs to be given the explicit instruction of “don’t eat it” every time someone hands him a baby
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
gavin newsom looks like he needs to be given the explicit instruction of “don’t eat it” every time someone hands him a baby
I just blocked a new follow with no posts or replies who was following over 1000 people. No thanks, stranger, I don’t want you screenshotting me over in the Nazi bar
September 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I just blocked a new follow with no posts or replies who was following over 1000 people. No thanks, stranger, I don’t want you screenshotting me over in the Nazi bar
If he dies Biden will attend his state funeral, which would be oddly sublime
September 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If he dies Biden will attend his state funeral, which would be oddly sublime
September comes in like a lion and goes out like an even bigger, worse lion, with mange and unaddressed personality issues
September 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
September comes in like a lion and goes out like an even bigger, worse lion, with mange and unaddressed personality issues
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When half of your resume is cop, I’m going with student/rapper
August 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When half of your resume is cop, I’m going with student/rapper
I’d find it harder to explain all the pimp shit in his lyrics but I guess that’s just me?
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’d find it harder to explain all the pimp shit in his lyrics but I guess that’s just me?
The Thing
August 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Thing
Up at 3am trying to down my second bottle of Suprep, hell yeah. Someone tell my teen self it does get better!
August 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Up at 3am trying to down my second bottle of Suprep, hell yeah. Someone tell my teen self it does get better!
This is how I know Chat GPT won’t get me. Beyond my never using it, this shit is way too needy.
Get a therapist, ChatGPT. I’m not your fucking mother
Get a therapist, ChatGPT. I’m not your fucking mother
The loneliness to psychosis pipeline is going to be overwhelmingly flooded
August 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is how I know Chat GPT won’t get me. Beyond my never using it, this shit is way too needy.
Get a therapist, ChatGPT. I’m not your fucking mother
Get a therapist, ChatGPT. I’m not your fucking mother
Rooting for Starship Flight 10 to do the funniest thing ever
August 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rooting for Starship Flight 10 to do the funniest thing ever