Eliana
@ehleeana.bsky.social
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me: “i need to go out more”
also me every time i’m free
also me every time i’m free
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
me: “i need to go out more”
also me every time i’m free
also me every time i’m free
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I’ve lived through quite a few Decembers but this one is the fastest one I’ve ever experienced.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’ve lived through quite a few Decembers but this one is the fastest one I’ve ever experienced.
That new Florida law that requires you to not have any frame or whatever around your license plate is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. What a waste of time and money. Like, yall spent my tax dollars on getting that passed??? BSFFR.
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That new Florida law that requires you to not have any frame or whatever around your license plate is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. What a waste of time and money. Like, yall spent my tax dollars on getting that passed??? BSFFR.
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
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my dream job is no job, i just want to get paid for breathing
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my dream job is no job, i just want to get paid for breathing
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6 years ago today, Harry Styles released “Watermelon Sugar.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
6 years ago today, Harry Styles released “Watermelon Sugar.”
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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One of my neighbors decided to take his meeting outside on the balcony and I need him to *not* do that. Ever again.
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One of my neighbors decided to take his meeting outside on the balcony and I need him to *not* do that. Ever again.
Apple, please stop trying to change my mom’s contact info on my phone. I’m gonna save my own mother’s phone number using her *actual* name
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Apple, please stop trying to change my mom’s contact info on my phone. I’m gonna save my own mother’s phone number using her *actual* name
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13 years ago today, One Direction released “Live While We’re Young.”
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
13 years ago today, One Direction released “Live While We’re Young.”
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As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
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literally every time I talk to friends
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally every time I talk to friends
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stop
stop pretending there's a plan, stop pretending we're Making America Great, stop pretending this man speaks for Real America, just stop
it's stupid and he's stupid and everyone who helped put him in power is stupid
fuck
stop pretending there's a plan, stop pretending we're Making America Great, stop pretending this man speaks for Real America, just stop
it's stupid and he's stupid and everyone who helped put him in power is stupid
fuck
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
stop
stop pretending there's a plan, stop pretending we're Making America Great, stop pretending this man speaks for Real America, just stop
it's stupid and he's stupid and everyone who helped put him in power is stupid
fuck
stop pretending there's a plan, stop pretending we're Making America Great, stop pretending this man speaks for Real America, just stop
it's stupid and he's stupid and everyone who helped put him in power is stupid
fuck
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I’ve never watched a single episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty but I am so excited for the finale tomorrow #TeamConrad
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’ve never watched a single episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty but I am so excited for the finale tomorrow #TeamConrad
If I close the curtains and just keep it nice and quiet, my dog will sleep allllll day. Walked him at 8:15. Has been snoring since.
September 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If I close the curtains and just keep it nice and quiet, my dog will sleep allllll day. Walked him at 8:15. Has been snoring since.
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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