Armand Assante's Left Ventricle
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Me nombre es Miguel. Animal lover, former bouncer, comedic writer, ally, neurodivergent, and general silly billy. Woke AF member of the Dirtbag Left, and IASIP, don't @ me hoes
I'm getting a sneaking suspicion, like that Donald Trump fellow might be a bit of a ne'er-do-well or God forbid a crook...
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm getting a sneaking suspicion, like that Donald Trump fellow might be a bit of a ne'er-do-well or God forbid a crook...
It's funny to me (in a completely humorless way) that "King" Charles stripped Andrew of his titles because of his association with Jeff Epstein while he was best buds with the most prolific pedophile in history, Jimmy Savile. You might want to look that one up, folks
#PedoPrez can't back away from this one...neither can former-Prince Andrew.. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles and see who else is in there!!!
#JusticeForAll
#Pinks
#JusticeForAll
#Pinks
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's funny to me (in a completely humorless way) that "King" Charles stripped Andrew of his titles because of his association with Jeff Epstein while he was best buds with the most prolific pedophile in history, Jimmy Savile. You might want to look that one up, folks
Like a bad neighbor, State Farm is going through your trash
like a bad neighbor, state farm is staring at your tits
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Like a bad neighbor, State Farm is going through your trash
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When historians ask us in 30 years, what was it like living in the Age of Ignorance and Dumbfuckery.
One day, you're a crybaby snowflake. Next, you're a dangerous, violent leftist...🤔🙄🤣
One day, you're a crybaby snowflake. Next, you're a dangerous, violent leftist...🤔🙄🤣
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When historians ask us in 30 years, what was it like living in the Age of Ignorance and Dumbfuckery.
One day, you're a crybaby snowflake. Next, you're a dangerous, violent leftist...🤔🙄🤣
One day, you're a crybaby snowflake. Next, you're a dangerous, violent leftist...🤔🙄🤣
Pete Hogsbreath looks EXACTLY like the type of dude you'd find under a white hood after you pull it off
October 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pete Hogsbreath looks EXACTLY like the type of dude you'd find under a white hood after you pull it off
Hey can y'all please realize we are absolutely speedrunning the fascist playbook now? That would be so great thanks
ICE arrested press tonight. They threw a tear gas canister into the press last week. This was not an accident.
Release Steve Held.
Release Steve Held.
NEW — Video posted to social media shows Unraveled Press co-founder Steve Held being detained by federal agents outside the Broadview immigration facility earlier this evening.
A collection of Chicago newsrooms is calling for his immediate release.
thetriibe.com/2025/09/chic...
A collection of Chicago newsrooms is calling for his immediate release.
thetriibe.com/2025/09/chic...
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hey can y'all please realize we are absolutely speedrunning the fascist playbook now? That would be so great thanks
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An Update:
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
An Update:
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
So you're saying that these Arabs deserve to die because of, in your words, a difference of political opinion?
LGBTQIA+ FOLKS.
If you think Arab nations whose opinion on your existence is overwhelmingly negative due to the interpretation of Islamic law (Sharia) are your friends, it is because of the Israeli-Palestine conflict.
Then, I say move there, I'm trying to see a social experiment play out.
If you think Arab nations whose opinion on your existence is overwhelmingly negative due to the interpretation of Islamic law (Sharia) are your friends, it is because of the Israeli-Palestine conflict.
Then, I say move there, I'm trying to see a social experiment play out.
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So you're saying that these Arabs deserve to die because of, in your words, a difference of political opinion?
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I exclusive put TYLENOL in my ASS to provide AUTISM to my GOnads
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I exclusive put TYLENOL in my ASS to provide AUTISM to my GOnads
Imagine being a regular brokie and defending billionaires. They're not gonna let you hit, bro
September 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Imagine being a regular brokie and defending billionaires. They're not gonna let you hit, bro
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i checked and the future looks dumb as shit
September 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i checked and the future looks dumb as shit
Fuuuuuuuuuck no. Shits about to get real
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuck no. Shits about to get real
Yes, you will be my new best friend and I shall dub thee Sugarpenis, Friend to the Ants
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, you will be my new best friend and I shall dub thee Sugarpenis, Friend to the Ants
Also, Twitter is an actual cesspool
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Also, Twitter is an actual cesspool
Republicans seem to think that all the crazy left wing shit they see online is equal to the Democratic leadership, which is a fucking joke. But Republicans and their leadership refuse to acknowledge that they are EXACTLY the same flavor of batshit insane and malicious as the online right-wing nuts
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Republicans seem to think that all the crazy left wing shit they see online is equal to the Democratic leadership, which is a fucking joke. But Republicans and their leadership refuse to acknowledge that they are EXACTLY the same flavor of batshit insane and malicious as the online right-wing nuts
Honestly anyone who tries to soften the language and sentiment of what Charlie Kirk has said can fuck right off. If you followed him that means at the very least you agreed that this nation should be more "Christian" and fundamentally, you should fuck your own face. I don't do religious mandates
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Honestly anyone who tries to soften the language and sentiment of what Charlie Kirk has said can fuck right off. If you followed him that means at the very least you agreed that this nation should be more "Christian" and fundamentally, you should fuck your own face. I don't do religious mandates
I'm so conflicted. On one hand I don't believe sniping a human being in the throat should be the solution to anything. On the other hand, I don't see Nazis as human 🤷
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm so conflicted. On one hand I don't believe sniping a human being in the throat should be the solution to anything. On the other hand, I don't see Nazis as human 🤷
White people are y'all okay?
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
White people are y'all okay?
White Supremacy is not a "difference of political opinion"
Women's rights are not a "difference of political opinion"
Recognizing and condemning a genocide is not a "difference of political opinion"
hope this helps
Women's rights are not a "difference of political opinion"
Recognizing and condemning a genocide is not a "difference of political opinion"
hope this helps
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
White Supremacy is not a "difference of political opinion"
Women's rights are not a "difference of political opinion"
Recognizing and condemning a genocide is not a "difference of political opinion"
hope this helps
Women's rights are not a "difference of political opinion"
Recognizing and condemning a genocide is not a "difference of political opinion"
hope this helps
The opposite of orange is grape.
I will not elaborate further.
I will not elaborate further.
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The opposite of orange is grape.
I will not elaborate further.
I will not elaborate further.
Million years dungeon
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Million years dungeon
My Brethren and Sistren of Color, I cannot possibly understand how you can support Israel when they're literally trying to genocide brown people.
September 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My Brethren and Sistren of Color, I cannot possibly understand how you can support Israel when they're literally trying to genocide brown people.
"Like teardrops in the rain" is just a kinder way of saying "Like a fart in the wind"
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Like teardrops in the rain" is just a kinder way of saying "Like a fart in the wind"
My kink is feeling emotionally safe with someone
August 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My kink is feeling emotionally safe with someone
I want to run a very popular, chaotic business where I have a pop up storefront in a different city throughout the country every week where I sell local art and random things I've found inside your mother
August 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I want to run a very popular, chaotic business where I have a pop up storefront in a different city throughout the country every week where I sell local art and random things I've found inside your mother