Armand Assante's Left Ventricle
@eggsofsatan.bsky.social
Me nombre es Miguel. Animal lover, former bouncer, comedic writer, ally, neurodivergent, and general silly billy. Woke AF member of the Dirtbag Left, and IASIP, don't @ me hoes
How does one achieve that level of Deep Orange? He looks fucking ridiculous with that "tan"
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How does one achieve that level of Deep Orange? He looks fucking ridiculous with that "tan"
Do these republicunts not know how to do a real fuckin pull up?
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Do these republicunts not know how to do a real fuckin pull up?
How can I delete someone else's account
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How can I delete someone else's account
Mine said the same thing about my flanks
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Mine said the same thing about my flanks
I used to like Jimmy Fallon despite everybody hating him for giggling his way through SNL. His talent lies in getting people to have fun, which I can appreciate. But I think he's just become a conduit for the current propaganda machine. No pesky artistic integrity to get in the way of the message
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I used to like Jimmy Fallon despite everybody hating him for giggling his way through SNL. His talent lies in getting people to have fun, which I can appreciate. But I think he's just become a conduit for the current propaganda machine. No pesky artistic integrity to get in the way of the message
Jimmy Fallon is a fucking conduit for the propaganda machine. He has zero artistic integrity, and his only talent lies in getting people to play games with him. He's literally just become a paid parrot, shitgiggling his way through life just like he did on SNL. The older I get the less I like him.
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jimmy Fallon is a fucking conduit for the propaganda machine. He has zero artistic integrity, and his only talent lies in getting people to play games with him. He's literally just become a paid parrot, shitgiggling his way through life just like he did on SNL. The older I get the less I like him.
Do they actually believe the utter BULLSHIT that's being ejected from their faces or are they just deliberately lying?
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Do they actually believe the utter BULLSHIT that's being ejected from their faces or are they just deliberately lying?
My biggest regret is that the people who say things like this probably won't get their comeuppance while I'm alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My biggest regret is that the people who say things like this probably won't get their comeuppance while I'm alive
This guy is the anatomical equivalent of a fifth nipple on the outskirts of your asshole
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This guy is the anatomical equivalent of a fifth nipple on the outskirts of your asshole
Can't you read boy? It's WHORIN'
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Can't you read boy? It's WHORIN'
I WANNA BE WHORIN' is her real name???
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I WANNA BE WHORIN' is her real name???
They've had it for so long I cannot see there being any incriminating information left in there unless they didn't get everything out of incompetence
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
They've had it for so long I cannot see there being any incriminating information left in there unless they didn't get everything out of incompetence
Baaaaaaahahahaha
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Baaaaaaahahahaha
I want to hear them both gyat dammit
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I want to hear them both gyat dammit
It is indeed always a good time for Matt Berry
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It is indeed always a good time for Matt Berry
Same thing
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Same thing
I can't believe you let her cook like that. I would have dumped all that shit on the floor and told her to shove her judgment up her fat white ass
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I can't believe you let her cook like that. I would have dumped all that shit on the floor and told her to shove her judgment up her fat white ass
I absolutely fuckng love that lil guy. I got the chance to see him onstage in NYC at a "People's History of America" show that was being performed right after Howard Zinn died. He, Janene Garofalo and a few others read passages onstage in tribute. Just a fantastic dude all around, super talented
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I absolutely fuckng love that lil guy. I got the chance to see him onstage in NYC at a "People's History of America" show that was being performed right after Howard Zinn died. He, Janene Garofalo and a few others read passages onstage in tribute. Just a fantastic dude all around, super talented
So Vance is basically Dan Quayle 2: the Worsening
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So Vance is basically Dan Quayle 2: the Worsening
I really want to see her couch costume
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I really want to see her couch costume
