Egg Slice
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· Oct 21
People worry about kids these days having unrestricted access to the internet. But as a kid I had unrestricted access to Top Gear repeats and I think that might have been as equally as detrimental
Obviously we're all well aware that Americans are cunts. But this is a really underreported reason as to why -
www.semafor.com/article/12/0...
www.semafor.com/article/12/0...
Childhood deaths to rise for first time this millennium
The Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation predicted that 4.8 million children would die this year, up from 4.6 million last year.
www.semafor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Obviously we're all well aware that Americans are cunts. But this is a really underreported reason as to why -
www.semafor.com/article/12/0...
www.semafor.com/article/12/0...
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Right. Genuine Bus Shelter demolition update.
Previous image was an (admittedly very convincing) fake, but the saga rumbles on.
The sit-in continues, and not only has a local Fish & Chip shop been up to feed the protestors, but a significant haul in dessert has been accumulated.
Previous image was an (admittedly very convincing) fake, but the saga rumbles on.
The sit-in continues, and not only has a local Fish & Chip shop been up to feed the protestors, but a significant haul in dessert has been accumulated.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Right. Genuine Bus Shelter demolition update.
Previous image was an (admittedly very convincing) fake, but the saga rumbles on.
The sit-in continues, and not only has a local Fish & Chip shop been up to feed the protestors, but a significant haul in dessert has been accumulated.
Previous image was an (admittedly very convincing) fake, but the saga rumbles on.
The sit-in continues, and not only has a local Fish & Chip shop been up to feed the protestors, but a significant haul in dessert has been accumulated.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think I could name 2, maybe 3 songs
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I think I could name 2, maybe 3 songs
"Splitting the G" sounds like a 90's gangster rap term for stabbing someone in your own gang, not a Guinness based drinking game
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Splitting the G" sounds like a 90's gangster rap term for stabbing someone in your own gang, not a Guinness based drinking game
Occasionally I'm reminded that we have this guys massive cock drawn on the side of a hill
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Occasionally I'm reminded that we have this guys massive cock drawn on the side of a hill
If you're "unskilled": Fuck you, minimum wage
If you're a graduate: Fuck you, minimum wage
If you have a couple years of experience: Fuck you, you should also have a PhD
If you have lots of experience: Fuck you, you should have insanely targeted domain specific expertise
If you're a graduate: Fuck you, minimum wage
If you have a couple years of experience: Fuck you, you should also have a PhD
If you have lots of experience: Fuck you, you should have insanely targeted domain specific expertise
The UK job market is utter wank
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you're "unskilled": Fuck you, minimum wage
If you're a graduate: Fuck you, minimum wage
If you have a couple years of experience: Fuck you, you should also have a PhD
If you have lots of experience: Fuck you, you should have insanely targeted domain specific expertise
If you're a graduate: Fuck you, minimum wage
If you have a couple years of experience: Fuck you, you should also have a PhD
If you have lots of experience: Fuck you, you should have insanely targeted domain specific expertise
The UK job market is utter wank
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The UK job market is utter wank
Russians are cunts. They have committed countless war crimes. They should not be negotiated with. Fuck Americans for doing that.
Slava Ukraine
Slava Ukraine
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Russians are cunts. They have committed countless war crimes. They should not be negotiated with. Fuck Americans for doing that.
Slava Ukraine
Slava Ukraine
How to get likes on BlueSky: Post a screenshot of a twitter techrbo thinking ai did something cool but it's actually shit.
Guaranteed 2k likes
Guaranteed 2k likes
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How to get likes on BlueSky: Post a screenshot of a twitter techrbo thinking ai did something cool but it's actually shit.
Guaranteed 2k likes
Guaranteed 2k likes
"HE COMES ROUND THE FINAL CORNER AND THE 2025 F1 CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN RIGGED IN FAVOUR OF wait no sorry THE CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN WON MY MAX VERSTAPPEN"
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"HE COMES ROUND THE FINAL CORNER AND THE 2025 F1 CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN RIGGED IN FAVOUR OF wait no sorry THE CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN WON MY MAX VERSTAPPEN"
A sketch where a west country farmer gets called woke for calling someone 'arded' because he misunderstood retarded as 'right arded'
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A sketch where a west country farmer gets called woke for calling someone 'arded' because he misunderstood retarded as 'right arded'
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
If you really think about it, is it doom scrolling or goon scrolling?
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you really think about it, is it doom scrolling or goon scrolling?
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This is not challenging my theory that everything within 500m of the east coast is deeply fucking weird.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is not challenging my theory that everything within 500m of the east coast is deeply fucking weird.
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Llandudno should aim to get the longest zebra crossing in the world... 75 meters
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Llandudno should aim to get the longest zebra crossing in the world... 75 meters
My last 3 brain cells
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My last 3 brain cells
Reaching levels of incompetence that the Tories didn't even get to
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Reaching levels of incompetence that the Tories didn't even get to
I come to BlueSky for the hottest takes. My favourite one today has been that fruit and vegetables cause obesity
Fruit and vegetables causes obesity, do we make them more costly for the working class too?
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I come to BlueSky for the hottest takes. My favourite one today has been that fruit and vegetables cause obesity
Keeping a collection
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Keeping a collection
Where do I vote
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Where do I vote
I SAID A HIP HOP A HIP I DIP MY DICK IN THE SALSA DIP, ON A TACO TUESDAYYY
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I SAID A HIP HOP A HIP I DIP MY DICK IN THE SALSA DIP, ON A TACO TUESDAYYY
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
What a photogenic Haka
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What a photogenic Haka
maps.app.goo.gl
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM