Egg Slice
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Egg Slice
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· Oct 21
People worry about kids these days having unrestricted access to the internet. But as a kid I had unrestricted access to Top Gear repeats and I think that might have been as equally as detrimental
Instead of banning under 16 year olds from social media we should ban algorithmically led social media content and ban infinite scrolling.
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Instead of banning under 16 year olds from social media we should ban algorithmically led social media content and ban infinite scrolling.
Six degrees of separation is the idea that all people are six or fewer social connections away from each other.
Two degrees of separation is the idea that all people are two or fewer social connections away from someone who has sucked off Bill Clinton.
Two degrees of separation is the idea that all people are two or fewer social connections away from someone who has sucked off Bill Clinton.
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Six degrees of separation is the idea that all people are six or fewer social connections away from each other.
Two degrees of separation is the idea that all people are two or fewer social connections away from someone who has sucked off Bill Clinton.
Two degrees of separation is the idea that all people are two or fewer social connections away from someone who has sucked off Bill Clinton.
Gonna take my car to the local tip and start dismantling it piece by piece, into the correct skips, until someone says something
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Gonna take my car to the local tip and start dismantling it piece by piece, into the correct skips, until someone says something
The other site is doing fine
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The other site is doing fine
So you're telling me that sun is the exact same one that burns me in the summer? But now I can't feel any heat from it at all? No, it's a different sun. The earth rotated slightly?! What do you mean? You expect me to believe that? The earth rotating made the sun cold? Bullshit. The deep state did it
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 AM
So you're telling me that sun is the exact same one that burns me in the summer? But now I can't feel any heat from it at all? No, it's a different sun. The earth rotated slightly?! What do you mean? You expect me to believe that? The earth rotating made the sun cold? Bullshit. The deep state did it
Winter Olympics and Six Nations starting at the same time is a beautiful thing
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Winter Olympics and Six Nations starting at the same time is a beautiful thing
Has anybody ever managed to drop off anywhere near as much as the arctic monkeys have dropped off?
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Has anybody ever managed to drop off anywhere near as much as the arctic monkeys have dropped off?
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It’s a Tory party enema.
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 PM
It’s a Tory party enema.
There seems to be a lot of the establishment in the anti-establishment party
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
There seems to be a lot of the establishment in the anti-establishment party
Cheers but I'd rather kill myself with a spoon
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Cheers but I'd rather kill myself with a spoon
77,302,580 voted for this
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
77,302,580 voted for this
How long until they start doing the top tier authoritarian step of shutting down the internet?
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
How long until they start doing the top tier authoritarian step of shutting down the internet?
Fuck Americans
(Apart from everyone who's been protesting today good job, god speed)
(Apart from everyone who's been protesting today good job, god speed)
Any country that has a Children’s Concentration Camp should no longer exist as a country.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Fuck Americans
(Apart from everyone who's been protesting today good job, god speed)
(Apart from everyone who's been protesting today good job, god speed)
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Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous. The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever screams at us the loudest.
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous. The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever screams at us the loudest.
Where's Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi when they're needed most
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Where's Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi when they're needed most
How many times can Starmer google synonyms for "wrong" rather than actually doing anything?
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
How many times can Starmer google synonyms for "wrong" rather than actually doing anything?
Should white people set Teams emojis to their skin tone?
A 15,000 word essay
A 15,000 word essay
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Should white people set Teams emojis to their skin tone?
A 15,000 word essay
A 15,000 word essay
SOON SOON SOON SOON
Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored
These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 PM
SOON SOON SOON SOON
Greenland Vs USA
55,700 Population 348,000,000
€2,000,000,000 Military Budget
$997,000,000,000
0 Aircraft Carriers 11
Winner - Greenland
55,700 Population 348,000,000
€2,000,000,000 Military Budget
$997,000,000,000
0 Aircraft Carriers 11
Winner - Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Greenland Vs USA
55,700 Population 348,000,000
€2,000,000,000 Military Budget
$997,000,000,000
0 Aircraft Carriers 11
Winner - Greenland
55,700 Population 348,000,000
€2,000,000,000 Military Budget
$997,000,000,000
0 Aircraft Carriers 11
Winner - Greenland
The only thing keeping me sane at the moment is that no OSINT accounts have posted anything about US ships moving towards Greenland
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The only thing keeping me sane at the moment is that no OSINT accounts have posted anything about US ships moving towards Greenland
If everyone in the UK and Europe sold their S&P500's and bought FTSE100/local equivalents instead it'd be cute wouldn't it.
Might not be the best financial decision, and might not have a huge impact, but it would definitely be cute.
Might not be the best financial decision, and might not have a huge impact, but it would definitely be cute.
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
If everyone in the UK and Europe sold their S&P500's and bought FTSE100/local equivalents instead it'd be cute wouldn't it.
Might not be the best financial decision, and might not have a huge impact, but it would definitely be cute.
Might not be the best financial decision, and might not have a huge impact, but it would definitely be cute.
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I was searching the bins round the backstreets of central London and found a spine, does anyone know whos it is?
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I was searching the bins round the backstreets of central London and found a spine, does anyone know whos it is?
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The US people fully deserve this condescension until they do something about it and get this motherfucker out of the White House.
January 19, 2026 at 6:59 AM
The US people fully deserve this condescension until they do something about it and get this motherfucker out of the White House.