eggcorp
@eggcorp.bsky.social
Last night we let the boom pop talk
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Last night we let the boom pop talk
friends gf seinfeld bf
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
friends gf seinfeld bf
if vitamin, why not fuit gumy?
March 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if vitamin, why not fuit gumy?
“omg we were so crazyyy” and it’s 3 girls in the backseat of a mid size sedan
January 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“omg we were so crazyyy” and it’s 3 girls in the backseat of a mid size sedan
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showing hole in the king’s court
December 29, 2024 at 5:20 AM
showing hole in the king’s court
ripping the pen soulfully and with intent as i peruse various horse biographies and lineages
December 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
ripping the pen soulfully and with intent as i peruse various horse biographies and lineages
get your foot knives we’re going hocking
December 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
get your foot knives we’re going hocking
white people went crazy w the dachshund
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
white people went crazy w the dachshund
holding a press conference after my 4:45 white castle crave case to apologize to friends and loved ones
December 23, 2024 at 11:19 PM
holding a press conference after my 4:45 white castle crave case to apologize to friends and loved ones
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a warrant for my arrest has been issued by the roku city police department
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
a warrant for my arrest has been issued by the roku city police department
(kind, incontinent British man)
good heavens i’ve pissed myself
good heavens i’ve pissed myself
December 23, 2024 at 10:24 PM
(kind, incontinent British man)
good heavens i’ve pissed myself
good heavens i’ve pissed myself
“who’s your favorite actress?”
me, sick:
“uba thurbin”
me, sick:
“uba thurbin”
December 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
“who’s your favorite actress?”
me, sick:
“uba thurbin”
me, sick:
“uba thurbin”
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this country survives thanks to a shadow society of thicc nurses with an attitude problem who know a little too much about everything
December 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
this country survives thanks to a shadow society of thicc nurses with an attitude problem who know a little too much about everything
head game so crazy i call her the insinkerator
December 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
head game so crazy i call her the insinkerator
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my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 PM
my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
i miss beer twitter. where my beersky homies at
December 12, 2024 at 1:48 PM
i miss beer twitter. where my beersky homies at
what’s a guy gotta do for some glommy around here
December 11, 2024 at 6:36 PM
what’s a guy gotta do for some glommy around here
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HOW TO CUT A CONVERSATION SHORT
• can't hear you over the kazoos
• expecting a call from my moose
• my kayak is approaching a waterfall
• duck is laying eggs in my purse
• my ham is ringing
• can't hear you over the kazoos
• expecting a call from my moose
• my kayak is approaching a waterfall
• duck is laying eggs in my purse
• my ham is ringing
December 10, 2024 at 6:36 PM
HOW TO CUT A CONVERSATION SHORT
• can't hear you over the kazoos
• expecting a call from my moose
• my kayak is approaching a waterfall
• duck is laying eggs in my purse
• my ham is ringing
• can't hear you over the kazoos
• expecting a call from my moose
• my kayak is approaching a waterfall
• duck is laying eggs in my purse
• my ham is ringing
beating tf out my meat (breaking up the bigger pieces of ground beef with my rubber spatula)
December 11, 2024 at 1:03 AM
beating tf out my meat (breaking up the bigger pieces of ground beef with my rubber spatula)
can i come over and explain in excruciating detail the history and nomenclature of smith & wesson revolvers
December 10, 2024 at 11:46 PM
can i come over and explain in excruciating detail the history and nomenclature of smith & wesson revolvers
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I would put my head in an industrial lathe if ella purnell asked me to nicely
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I would put my head in an industrial lathe if ella purnell asked me to nicely
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Making up drill rapper names today.
PDK Glommy. 38 BodyDouble Lou. BSC YoungBoys.
PDK Glommy. 38 BodyDouble Lou. BSC YoungBoys.
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Making up drill rapper names today.
PDK Glommy. 38 BodyDouble Lou. BSC YoungBoys.
PDK Glommy. 38 BodyDouble Lou. BSC YoungBoys.
she mangione on my luigi til I WAAAAOOOWWWW
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 PM
she mangione on my luigi til I WAAAAOOOWWWW
tell her she got a glutey patootie. trust me
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
tell her she got a glutey patootie. trust me
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Obsidian bracelets, cheaply gold plated charms, ghoulish white oxfords, cream sunglasses with the lil strings danglin off each side that go round my neck. Fabulously adorned, cliqued up, seen by christ
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Obsidian bracelets, cheaply gold plated charms, ghoulish white oxfords, cream sunglasses with the lil strings danglin off each side that go round my neck. Fabulously adorned, cliqued up, seen by christ