Happy tofurkey day!

I went to a foreign film one time in college, and as soon as it started, a guy leaned over to his date and very loudly whispered “Reading?? That wasn’t part of the deal!” The whole audience giggled.

HBD!

if the president does something so awful it would be indecent to describe and ask about then you very obviously need to describe and ask about it, thats the entire job

And he released not one, but TWO heavy metal albums in his 80’s.

Accurate. Nothing stresses me out like Tigers playoff games.

It’s incredible. Not what I was expecting after the first single —which is also very good, but kind of an outlier on the record.

He’s my favorite Beach Boy after Brian Wilson.

*history apps

I so wish that after he said that, Kash Patel spray painted his mouth and screamed “SHINY AND CHROME.”

Happy Friday, comrade.

Fully support this. Godspeed 🫡