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Effie Seiberg
@effies.bsky.social
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SFF/middle-grade fiction/satire writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Bagel the Dog's emotional support human. Dadjoke teller. Sentence-fragment lover. Disabled with #MECFS She/her effieseiberg.com/stories (or @effies@wandering.shop on Mastodon)
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the original longcat
Longcat meme pic, a person holding up a white cat under its armpits, cat is very long
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I got to meet two very baby kittens! Bagel was not invited to the kitten party on the porch and looked very betrayed.

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White woman in a magenta shirt is cradling two extremely baby orange kittens, one of which is trying to escape out of her arms. She's super happy. Bagel the dachsund-mix is looking through the glass of the front door at the kitten-extravaganza happening on the porch, looking betrayed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Boop the blep
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closeup of a sleepy dachshund-mix's face. he's resting his chin on the arm of a red armchair, eyes slightly closed, little bit of tongue out in a blep
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Enjoying the sun
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Seen through a glass door, a dachshund-mix is lying on his side on a gray sunny porch, on top of a green wipe-your-feet mat. His butt is touching the glass door. He's asleep, enjoying the sunshine.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sundogging

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Dachshund-mix is lying in the sunshine, asleep, on a gray-covered outdoor couch.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The bleppiest boy

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Dachshund mix has a smile, a blep, and a side-eye
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Happy weekend from me and Bagel!

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Smiling white woman with dark curly hair is holding up a dachshund mix. They're both smiling and looking at each other
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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When will my [dinner] come home from the [daylight savings time]

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dachshund-mix is lying on the rug, head down, hoping and moping and not at all liking this daylight savings change. He's so hungry and he fears he'll never get fed...
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A bleppy Bagel belly

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dachshund-mix is lying on his back, front paws crooked up. One eye is half-closed and he's got a satisfied smile with a little bit of tongue peeping out.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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A happy bleppy belly rub

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dachshund-mix is laying on his side on a teal blanket, he's getting a belly rub. his mouth has a little doggy smile and his tongue is peeping out in a tiny blep
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Why would someone wake up Bagel like this? So rude.

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Dachshund-mix is in sphinx-pose on an orange blanket on a green couch. He's super confused, looking off to the side, his tongue out in a blep.
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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One bleppy boy

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closeup of a dachshund-mix's face. He's lying on his side, one ear splayed out, on a red armchair. His eyes are wide and he has his tongue peeping out in a blep.
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Happy November from Bagel!

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Dachshund mix is standing on a green couch, an orange blanket with white fringe is draped on him with the fringe in his face. He is alert.
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Bagel is dressed as Everything this year!
Dachshund-mix named Bagel is dressed as a bottle of Everything But The Bagel seasoning, making him, collectively, Everything
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Ready to hand out candy! Sincerely hope we have as many trick or treaters as we did last year or I'm gonna be stuck with a lot of this...
Smiling white woman in an otter snuggie, the hood is the otter face
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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That's what's awesome about this snuggie... Super warm!
Smiling white woman wearing a tan otter snuggie
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This is Bagel. This year he's dressed as Everything.
dachshund-mix named Bagel is dressed like a bottle of Everything But The Bagel seasoning blend, making him collectively Everything.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Happy Halloween from Bagel!

This year he's Everything.

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Bagel the dachshund-mix is dressed as a bottle of Everything But The Bagel seasoning blend, making him collectively Everything
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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It was his very first costume!
He's also already been a stick of cream cheese and a package of lox!
Bagel the dachshund-mix is dressed as a foil-wrapped stick of Philadelphia brand cream cheese Bagel the dog is dressed as a package of lox, labeled "SMOKED NOVA Salmon"
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Bagel the dog is dressed as a giant everything Bagel
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The stealthiest boy

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Dachshund-mix is standing on a couch draped in an orange-and-white chevron blanket with fringe. Only his snoot and one leg are visible .
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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He lik
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dachshund-mix is standing on a couch, an orange blanket with fringe draped over him like a veil hiding his ears and back. He's looking off to the side and is in the process of licking his nose.
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Resting his head (and his blep!) in my hand while asleep <3

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dachshund-mix is asleep on his side, head resting in a white person's hand. He has his eyes closed, a sleepy smile, and his tongue out in a blep
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A happy relaxed sundog!
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dachshund-mix is lying on his side asleep in the sun on a gray porch on a green wipe-your-feet mat.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Lazy weekend
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closeup of a dachshund-mix lying down and resting his head on a pile of gray blanket
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM