Effective Nancy
@effectivenancy.bsky.social
(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✶ Followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ old friends pls DM for Signal/email
gonna have to wash your clothes two-tree times to get the smell out, too
February 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
gonna have to wash your clothes two-tree times to get the smell out, too
just gotta live that long when my spouse keeps bringing covid home
February 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
just gotta live that long when my spouse keeps bringing covid home
that’s much too big!
February 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
that’s much too big!
i’m team “good for her”
February 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
i’m team “good for her”
alternatively: Eviction
February 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
alternatively: Eviction
Ejection Day/Week
February 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Ejection Day/Week
time to exploit the moment when the olds can say “yeet” and the youngs haven’t moved on enough yet that they can still catch your drift (get that thing out posthaste, ilu bb)
February 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
time to exploit the moment when the olds can say “yeet” and the youngs haven’t moved on enough yet that they can still catch your drift (get that thing out posthaste, ilu bb)
take a gander at bats’ knees, it’s the only thing worse than ours
February 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
take a gander at bats’ knees, it’s the only thing worse than ours
jfc what a pile of perverted monsters, creating a genuine problem where none existed previously
February 18, 2026 at 7:29 PM
jfc what a pile of perverted monsters, creating a genuine problem where none existed previously
the philadelphia story is the most film of all time
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the philadelphia story is the most film of all time
she needs to knock it off, getting real sick of her texts/calls/mailers
February 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
she needs to knock it off, getting real sick of her texts/calls/mailers
which one has better career advising
February 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
which one has better career advising
developing a consberrycy theory
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
developing a consberrycy theory
annual “that’s not schmutz” reminder
February 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
annual “that’s not schmutz” reminder
lol is it mulberry? it’s always mulberries around here when that happens (but we need a few months yet)
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
lol is it mulberry? it’s always mulberries around here when that happens (but we need a few months yet)
they probably get asked so many more questions of that sort that it feels like a small proportion to pass along to someone else
February 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
they probably get asked so many more questions of that sort that it feels like a small proportion to pass along to someone else
they’re shunning our regions lisa
February 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
they’re shunning our regions lisa
we watched Prey in Comanche only and it was startling how foreign the French felt, what an incredible and brilliant offering
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
we watched Prey in Comanche only and it was startling how foreign the French felt, what an incredible and brilliant offering
