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Effective Nancy
@effectivenancy.bsky.social
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(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✶ Followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ old friends pls DM for Signal/email
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just enjoyed the mel brooks two-parter on hbo with this little gem
tonight show host johnny carson says to mel brooks, who is dressed as an unhoused person to promote 1991’s “life stinks,” that he should “come on over, you look like Donald Trump tonight”
February 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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geriatric bearded dragon Mr Snuggins peeps up over the lip of his enclosure such that only the top of hoods heads and his left eye are visible. behind him are bits of paper bedding and the blank newsprint that lines his home
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
effectivenancy.bsky.social
when you stub your toe among people who frown on blasphemy
blintz package labeled SWEET CHEESE
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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tfw when you have been fed and are now listening to the classical station
Mr Snuggins, geriatric bearded dragon, all smug and snug in his little box where he prefers to retreat when not stomping around his territory. he looks like a regal and spiky little lion reclining outside a library
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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i can’t believe you’d say something like this to me, a random internet stranger with her own Poob cup about it
absolutely ridiculous 40oz Takeya blue ombre sippy cup with custom engraving: “poob (p♾️b) we have it for you :) Winter has arrived on Poob. Start your 7 day free trial today GONCHAROV Only on poob” plus illegible movie poster image with Cybil Shepard and Gene Hackman the cup is on a table in front of a window with horizontal blinds, and everything that is not-cup looks pale beige
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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tumblr app says: Is this The End? It's not, promise. Just a temporary error. We'll make it through this together.
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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happy birthday! here’s Mr Snuggins on this day in 2015
teeny tiny bearded dragon hanging upside down from a screen over his tank. he was about the length of a thumb, excluding his tail
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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black and white gif from Chicago, the musical’s “Cellblock Tango,” with a Black woman viewed over her right shoulder saying to another woman whose face is out of focus, “…and then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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someone is SPICY today
closeup photo of Mr Snuggins, a relatively old bearded dragon, posted up on an angled branch and glaring at the camera with fire in his eye. he is a brighter yellow/orange than usual and has spent the morning scrampling all over and offering to bite me
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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tfw ur thermoregulating and still at 100 american degrees
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon, has his mouth hanging slightly open while resting his left arm squarely atop his chopped salad. he sits in front of a yellowish wooden wall close to his front window. he is very spiky and a little annoyed at the management for having the heat so high but he is, in fact, a reptile, despite his protestations
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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this was fun, keep it up! i still have my birthday to demand a cake for next month. he’s getting this pedestrian-looking dark chocolate cake with white chocolate ganache buttercream and raspberry jam filling
a hastily made pudding, one might say. white frosted cake topped with rainbow sprinkles on a white plastic cake carrier tray on the bamboo lazy susan i use to try to get things roughly even. not bad for no energy, hardly any cream, and only three hours
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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hey @mmsees.bsky.social can your cat stand on her tail with like both right feet? i feel my boy is a showoff
geriatric bearded dragon Mr Snuggins has curled himself in half once again and is facing the camera with his tail also pointed forward; his right hind foot and forefoot are both on his tail for some reason. he is very weird and yet also comfortable, and i respect his choices
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Beck lyric or update from the pet room, you decide
text that says “lizard pooped on the hot water bottle”
January 23, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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i gotchu
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon, is moderately bright-eyed while staring mostly at the back wall to his capacious home. he is ensconced in paper fluff and pretending he does not perceive the paparazzo
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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the face of a man who knows what he did (i had to change out of my sweater)
Mr Snuggins, geriatric bearded dragon, as viewed from behind his left shoulder. he gives incredible side eye. in the background are a red hot water bottle and a fake hollow log
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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i fed him, so he’s raised his opinion of me to “merely disdainful”
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon, is sitting like a suspension bridge with his chest on a fake log and his hips on a red hot water bottle and his belly slung into the gap between. he is looking over his shoulder with an apathetic side-eye expression of “you? again?” while looking completely relaxed and unconcerned by my presence
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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for context, i already had these official purchases
a navy hot/cold travel cup on the left says A MARTIN SCORSESE FILM GONCHAROV ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "THE GREATEST FILM YOU'VE NEVER SEEN" - SISKEL AND EBERT - an orange hot/cold travel cup on the right says 🦀🦀🦀 CRAB UNION I STAND WITH THE CRAB UNION
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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someone should stop me from making tumblr tumblers www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/745...
blue ombre handled insulated cup with the logo of imaginary streamer “poob” and a grainy image of a card advertising fictional 1970s classic thriller Goncharov. “poob: we have it for you:) Winter has arrived on Poob.Goncharov—Only on Poob” blue ombre handled insulated cup with the original tumblr post: Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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i love my teen
texting me: did you know our lizard is terrible at being an emotional support animal teen: yes i think he is an emotional sabotage animal me: i think you're right i love him anyway
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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BGE (big garfield energy)
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon, has popped his head up from the fluff in which he nested overnight, emerging much like the Loch Ness Monster to survey the local scenery. he hates Mondays (his enrichment human goes to school)
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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my husband heard about red light therapy for mitochondrial dysfunction on a podcast and yadda yadda yadda we have a lamp with this in the instruction booklet
a green silhouetto of a man holding a conical lamp in front of his head and just BLASTING red rays into his face like it’s infrared bukkake
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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tfw your job is beach
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon on supportive nutritional care, looking remarkably hale for an animal the vet said could drop dead any moment from a vascular rupture (this is still unfortunately the case). he is spreading his generous belly over soft paper bedding in front of his favorite branch, left profile full body beefcake image, hind legs froggy-style. his head is gray bc he is about to shed there
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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why would you do me this way, M-W?
Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word bed rotting
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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reskeet with most recent photo of your pet

oh, easy
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon, looks up from where he’s curled himself up among his fake branch furniture in a pile of paper fluff bedding. he is glaring defiantly at the camera bc i commented about his cuteness and he is indignant that i’d use such a word to undermine his majesty
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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good morning from a very large tiny man waking up in his itty bitty cave
Mr Snuggins, a geriatric bearded dragon, looks bright-eyed and scaly tailed as he directs his best side to the camera. his hind foot is on his tail, and he is curled around so that his tail and face are pointed the same way. he loves being curled up to sleep for some reason and will do it whether there’s a corner or not
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM