Ishgard's Least Wanted
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Roleplayer, software developer, and generally obnoxious, pedantic autistic person who likes screaming pointlessly into the void through TCP/IP.
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Yvesoix is a working class Ishgardian who decided to stop blowing things up and start building class solidarity.
Lacendrelle is a Diva who is terrified of commitment
Onghul is the most autistic Xaela lawyer alive.
T'khet's an engineering genius who unironically naruto runs
Yvesoix is a working class Ishgardian who decided to stop blowing things up and start building class solidarity.
Lacendrelle is a Diva who is terrified of commitment
Onghul is the most autistic Xaela lawyer alive.
T'khet's an engineering genius who unironically naruto runs
Up at midnight and thinking about how different the general zeitgeist of the Internet has changed since the 2000s from a completely unfiltered wild west where if you clicked the wrong link you were watching snuff films to a place where you say things like "unalived" unironically.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Up at midnight and thinking about how different the general zeitgeist of the Internet has changed since the 2000s from a completely unfiltered wild west where if you clicked the wrong link you were watching snuff films to a place where you say things like "unalived" unironically.
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew Strength, a card of courage and compassion.
What was a time when your character chose to "turn the other cheek" instead of lash out? What did it cost them? Would they do it again?
What was a time when your character chose to "turn the other cheek" instead of lash out? What did it cost them? Would they do it again?
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew Strength, a card of courage and compassion.
What was a time when your character chose to "turn the other cheek" instead of lash out? What did it cost them? Would they do it again?
What was a time when your character chose to "turn the other cheek" instead of lash out? What did it cost them? Would they do it again?
Oh without a doubt he would. He probably wouldn't kill the child, but he'd give them the ass whuppin' of their life.
If you're gonna run with the big dogs, best be ready to get bit.
If you're gonna run with the big dogs, best be ready to get bit.
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
Would your Wol/Oc fight a child? Like absolutely not, or they must have a good reason, like the kid is a villain master mind or no reason at all, like I had my eyes on that plushie and Idc if you want it kid.
Bonus: how many waves of 15 kids can they take?
Would your Wol/Oc fight a child? Like absolutely not, or they must have a good reason, like the kid is a villain master mind or no reason at all, like I had my eyes on that plushie and Idc if you want it kid.
Bonus: how many waves of 15 kids can they take?
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh without a doubt he would. He probably wouldn't kill the child, but he'd give them the ass whuppin' of their life.
If you're gonna run with the big dogs, best be ready to get bit.
If you're gonna run with the big dogs, best be ready to get bit.
#tw:selfharm
After Yves' husband left him he got so drunk and The Horrors got so bad he slammed his head against the wall until he gave himself dyslexia. :^)
After Yves' husband left him he got so drunk and The Horrors got so bad he slammed his head against the wall until he gave himself dyslexia. :^)
#wolqotd
i don't usually do these, but i want to do a little thought exercise.
what the most pathetic thing your oc has ever done? or, what happened to them to make them feel absolutely pitiful? just the absolute scum fuck lowest they've ever felt, and how that coalesced.
get to the guts of it.
i don't usually do these, but i want to do a little thought exercise.
what the most pathetic thing your oc has ever done? or, what happened to them to make them feel absolutely pitiful? just the absolute scum fuck lowest they've ever felt, and how that coalesced.
get to the guts of it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
#tw:selfharm
After Yves' husband left him he got so drunk and The Horrors got so bad he slammed his head against the wall until he gave himself dyslexia. :^)
After Yves' husband left him he got so drunk and The Horrors got so bad he slammed his head against the wall until he gave himself dyslexia. :^)
When Yves can't place the exact word he wants to say or if he's not sure he's using the right word he'll say something is "like" something. "That there water's all clear like ain't it?" when he knows "transparent" is a word but doesn't know the word for it sort of thing
#wolquestion / #wolqotd
What words or sayings are popular in your wol / oc’s vocabulary? Where did they pick up on these quirks?
What words or sayings are popular in your wol / oc’s vocabulary? Where did they pick up on these quirks?
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When Yves can't place the exact word he wants to say or if he's not sure he's using the right word he'll say something is "like" something. "That there water's all clear like ain't it?" when he knows "transparent" is a word but doesn't know the word for it sort of thing
Time to think about Ishgardian Orthodoxy again.
I don't think the Ishgardian Church had like actual indulgences like the Catholic Church used to but there probably was a very round about way of doing it where you were expected to do public atonement but the right coin could make it easier for you.
I don't think the Ishgardian Church had like actual indulgences like the Catholic Church used to but there probably was a very round about way of doing it where you were expected to do public atonement but the right coin could make it easier for you.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Time to think about Ishgardian Orthodoxy again.
I don't think the Ishgardian Church had like actual indulgences like the Catholic Church used to but there probably was a very round about way of doing it where you were expected to do public atonement but the right coin could make it easier for you.
I don't think the Ishgardian Church had like actual indulgences like the Catholic Church used to but there probably was a very round about way of doing it where you were expected to do public atonement but the right coin could make it easier for you.
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Ten of Cups, a card of familial love and bonds.
Who does your character consider their family? If it's a found family, what earned them your character's love and trust? If it's a blood family, how do those ties stay strong over the years?
Who does your character consider their family? If it's a found family, what earned them your character's love and trust? If it's a blood family, how do those ties stay strong over the years?
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Ten of Cups, a card of familial love and bonds.
Who does your character consider their family? If it's a found family, what earned them your character's love and trust? If it's a blood family, how do those ties stay strong over the years?
Who does your character consider their family? If it's a found family, what earned them your character's love and trust? If it's a blood family, how do those ties stay strong over the years?
Yves has never had the luxury of having an opinion on food. If there was food, he'd eat it because there may not be food later.
That said, he's recently discovered chocolate cake and it's so delicious to him he feels like he has to pray afterward.
That said, he's recently discovered chocolate cake and it's so delicious to him he feels like he has to pray afterward.
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
Does your wol / oc have any strong opinions on any foods / cuisines they’ve tried before?
Does your wol / oc have any strong opinions on any foods / cuisines they’ve tried before?
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yves has never had the luxury of having an opinion on food. If there was food, he'd eat it because there may not be food later.
That said, he's recently discovered chocolate cake and it's so delicious to him he feels like he has to pray afterward.
That said, he's recently discovered chocolate cake and it's so delicious to him he feels like he has to pray afterward.
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Magician, a card of manifestation and action.
What drives your character to push to make their dreams a reality?
What drives your character to push to make their dreams a reality?
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Magician, a card of manifestation and action.
What drives your character to push to make their dreams a reality?
What drives your character to push to make their dreams a reality?
Yves' chocobo's name is Yellow Bastard. He named him that because the chocobo is yellow and also a bastard.
Don't ask Yves to name things.
Don't ask Yves to name things.
#wolqotd
if your wol/ocs own a chocobo, what is its name?
is there a reason you chose that particular name?
if your wol/ocs own a chocobo, what is its name?
is there a reason you chose that particular name?
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yves' chocobo's name is Yellow Bastard. He named him that because the chocobo is yellow and also a bastard.
Don't ask Yves to name things.
Don't ask Yves to name things.
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Five of Cups, a card of loss and regret.
If your character could turn back time, what's one thing they'd change about their lives?
If your character could turn back time, what's one thing they'd change about their lives?
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Five of Cups, a card of loss and regret.
If your character could turn back time, what's one thing they'd change about their lives?
If your character could turn back time, what's one thing they'd change about their lives?
Yves is pretty ambivalent toward his body type. He sees his body as something that does work instead of caring much about aesthetics.
He's also pretty ambivalent about nudity too. When everyone you know grows up in one crowded shacks, you get over your sense of privacy pretty quickly.
He's also pretty ambivalent about nudity too. When everyone you know grows up in one crowded shacks, you get over your sense of privacy pretty quickly.
#wolqotd #wolquestion
How does your WOL/OC feel about their body? Are they comfortable in their own skin? Is there any part of them they prefer to hide away or show off?
How does your WOL/OC feel about their body? Are they comfortable in their own skin? Is there any part of them they prefer to hide away or show off?
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yves is pretty ambivalent toward his body type. He sees his body as something that does work instead of caring much about aesthetics.
He's also pretty ambivalent about nudity too. When everyone you know grows up in one crowded shacks, you get over your sense of privacy pretty quickly.
He's also pretty ambivalent about nudity too. When everyone you know grows up in one crowded shacks, you get over your sense of privacy pretty quickly.
Also echoing the last post, did you know that Duskwight is a specific culture in the Shroud and not an actual classification of Elezen?
If you go anywhere else in the world and see another Elezen with cool toned dark skin, they're probably not a Duskwight. They're just an Elezen.
If you go anywhere else in the world and see another Elezen with cool toned dark skin, they're probably not a Duskwight. They're just an Elezen.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Also echoing the last post, did you know that Duskwight is a specific culture in the Shroud and not an actual classification of Elezen?
If you go anywhere else in the world and see another Elezen with cool toned dark skin, they're probably not a Duskwight. They're just an Elezen.
If you go anywhere else in the world and see another Elezen with cool toned dark skin, they're probably not a Duskwight. They're just an Elezen.
One thing I like about FFXIV is that the various races are a diaspora. An Au Ra from Thavnair is drastically different than an Au Ra from the Azim Steppe even if they look superficially similar. An Elezen from Ishgard is not an Elezen from Gridania is not an Elezen from anywhere else in the world.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
One thing I like about FFXIV is that the various races are a diaspora. An Au Ra from Thavnair is drastically different than an Au Ra from the Azim Steppe even if they look superficially similar. An Elezen from Ishgard is not an Elezen from Gridania is not an Elezen from anywhere else in the world.
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the King of Swords, a card of objectivity and honesty.
How blunt is your character? Are they willing to tell their friends and partners hard truths?
How blunt is your character? Are they willing to tell their friends and partners hard truths?
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the King of Swords, a card of objectivity and honesty.
How blunt is your character? Are they willing to tell their friends and partners hard truths?
How blunt is your character? Are they willing to tell their friends and partners hard truths?
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Four of Wands, a card of swiftness in both thought and deed.
When it comes to getting new information, how agile is your character? Are they able to quickly accept and incorporate strange thoughts and ideas or do they stubbornly resist it?
When it comes to getting new information, how agile is your character? Are they able to quickly accept and incorporate strange thoughts and ideas or do they stubbornly resist it?
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Four of Wands, a card of swiftness in both thought and deed.
When it comes to getting new information, how agile is your character? Are they able to quickly accept and incorporate strange thoughts and ideas or do they stubbornly resist it?
When it comes to getting new information, how agile is your character? Are they able to quickly accept and incorporate strange thoughts and ideas or do they stubbornly resist it?
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Star, a card of hope and faith.
When all seems bleak and hopeless, what inspires your character to hold on and push forward?
When all seems bleak and hopeless, what inspires your character to hold on and push forward?
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Star, a card of hope and faith.
When all seems bleak and hopeless, what inspires your character to hold on and push forward?
When all seems bleak and hopeless, what inspires your character to hold on and push forward?
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Four of Swords, a card of rest and recuperation.
How does your character recover after a grueling task?
How does your character recover after a grueling task?
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Four of Swords, a card of rest and recuperation.
How does your character recover after a grueling task?
How does your character recover after a grueling task?
Yves has actually been in therapy and it was kind of touch and go. He has a bad temper when pressed and there were a couple times where he almost punched his therapist but the guy gave him a squeeze ball that he still keeps on him when his anger flares up.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yves has actually been in therapy and it was kind of touch and go. He has a bad temper when pressed and there were a couple times where he almost punched his therapist but the guy gave him a squeeze ball that he still keeps on him when his anger flares up.
I don't play WoLs but sometimes I like thinking about how they'd behave in certain scenarios. Lately my special interest shenanigan is how they'd behave upon seeing Living Memory and the task of deleting the Endless.
(character lore 🧵)
(character lore 🧵)
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't play WoLs but sometimes I like thinking about how they'd behave in certain scenarios. Lately my special interest shenanigan is how they'd behave upon seeing Living Memory and the task of deleting the Endless.
(character lore 🧵)
(character lore 🧵)
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Hermit, a card of isolation and deep introspection.
If your character was to slow down and take a deep look inside of themselves, what would they see?
If your character was to slow down and take a deep look inside of themselves, what would they see?
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Hermit, a card of isolation and deep introspection.
If your character was to slow down and take a deep look inside of themselves, what would they see?
If your character was to slow down and take a deep look inside of themselves, what would they see?
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Two of Cups, a card of love and connection.
What are the most important characteristics of a partner (platonic or romantic) for your character?
What are the most important characteristics of a partner (platonic or romantic) for your character?
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Two of Cups, a card of love and connection.
What are the most important characteristics of a partner (platonic or romantic) for your character?
What are the most important characteristics of a partner (platonic or romantic) for your character?
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Empress, a card of nurturing and care.
How does your character strengthen bonds with their friends and loved ones? How do they show that they care?
How does your character strengthen bonds with their friends and loved ones? How do they show that they care?
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew The Empress, a card of nurturing and care.
How does your character strengthen bonds with their friends and loved ones? How do they show that they care?
How does your character strengthen bonds with their friends and loved ones? How do they show that they care?