eevee june 🎀
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eeveelution.bsky.social
eevee june 🎀
@eeveelution.bsky.social
she/her/they
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💠🌸10/31/2021🌸💠

i'm that one weird girl who practices love like a religion.

alt text profile pic my face, banner pic queer eevee by @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social
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important: i am in possession of a big box of gorgeous typewriter + risograph poetry zines that @eeveelution.bsky.social and i printed this weekend and we're currently figuring out how to get 'em into your hands

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November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Reduce boys: Early intervention is essential for preventing potential boys from becoming boys.

Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.

Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
born to be wild
what if i was born in exactly the right era?
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
what if i was born in exactly the right era?
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
uh oh your girl is drunk and horny
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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tell your catgirl i said hstshstshsts
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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richard van lesbian
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
lotr 9/11
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
some people are like:

*got cheated on while doing polyamory*

"i will never do polyamory again"

*got cheated on while doing monogamy*

"i'm gonna do monogamy even harder"
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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manic pixie meep morp
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
to be fair i also have to have a Hard Talk with a cis man about his language around me
feeling the impending end of everything because i have to go be likable for four hours later
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
feeling the impending end of everything because i have to go be likable for four hours later
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
manic pixie gift bag
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
manic pixie kickflip
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
manic pixie lip ring
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
manic pixie trick shot
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
manic pixie dump truck
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
manic pixie butt plug
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
manic pixie ring pop
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
manic pixie meep morp
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
yo guys what if your understanding of other people's needs actually starts with yourself and if you neglect giving space to recognizing and tending your own needs you'll end up letting down your loved ones whose needs you care about? dude
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
shout-out to the guy in the parking lot of my local mercado de frutas y verduras who shouted 'mama' at me louder and louder as i walked away, i was not going to engage with you, but the sashay i did was in recognition of addressing me with the correct language 💋
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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inscrotable
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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no offense but if amab non binary people want to get they/themd they should take estrogen for years, get ffs, legally change their name to a girls name and sex marker to an f, tell people theyre a woman JUST like everyone else
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM