10/10 pun, tragic that the non-scots will just miss out on this.

It's madness that a mere 4% of migrants are people arriving on boats and yet the govt seems determined to parrot the tabloids who try to convince folk otherwise.

Promptly fractured into aw bidys, auld Biddy's and bongos bingo society.

Yeah but how would you rather spend your budget, on artists making art or on endless layers of bloated management, overpaid engineers, consultants,compute costs and cycling cash between multiple firms under the same parent.

5. Meanwhile, in several nominal democracies, there has been a dramatic failure of “centrist” parties, which shows little sign of abating. They've been falling like ninepins.